S-FM 339: ?KRC, M-FM edition

[FM-Is that a leaf]

you did not read my post. im not here to play mafia. im here to play with stupid roles. if you want to send me into spec chat i would be very sad, but then again i kinda wanna see what everyone is

Ugh. You are quite hard to read here. This could be "idgaf, I don't really mind the game that much", or "idgaf, I'm scum". Or even "I am scared but am pretending not to care". If you are not here to play mafia, though, you may be at the wrong place.

Hi I'm a citation

Must... refrain....

First of all, what happens to you if we don't laugh at you? Are you forced to post only funny stuff without content or something? Because that unironically could explain your playstyle (which is a bad sign...)

[FM-Earless Artiste]

oh no

I know, right?

[FM-Chad Knight]

No. I ask because it appears to be relevant to me.

This was incorrect. Dark Unicorn is the role affected by the parasite.

Upon investigation of Dark Unicorn's ISO I am going to drop the above topic.

[FM-Mafia Bro]

Ugh. You are quite hard to read here. This could be "idgaf, I don't really mind the game that much", or "idgaf, I'm scum". Or even "I am scared but am pretending not to care". If you are not here to play mafia, though, you may be at the wrong place.


Must... refrain....

First of all, what happens to you if we don't laugh at you? Are you forced to post only funny stuff without content or something? Because that unironically could explain your playstyle (which is a bad sign...)

I can only make so many serious posts (regardless of how many people laugh) and bad stuff happens if I don't get laughs, good stuff happens if I do. Pretty straightforward really, and I did say as much yesterday.

[FM-ohno]

Ugh. You are quite hard to read here. This could be "idgaf, I don't really mind the game that much", or "idgaf, I'm scum". Or even "I am scared but am pretending not to care". If you are not here to play mafia, though, you may be at the wrong place.


Must... refrain....

First of all, what happens to you if we don't laugh at you? Are you forced to post only funny stuff without content or something? Because that unironically could explain your playstyle (which is a bad sign...)

like, you got to understand

not every game needs to be sweaty. this is the one time we get to throw balance out of the window with all of the rulebooks and just do stupid shit. i dont really want to try hard it. I will do minor scumhunting, but its not really my priority.

[FM-Tesseract]

frog fractions are amazing

yesterdays lynch was stoopid

When are we going deep-sea fishing together? My attorneys are scrambling due to some mix-ups in our papers. Such incompetence! They are thinking I may have to flea not only the country but this planet, then we will just sit back and watch <REDACTED>

[FM-Is that a leaf]

Based on those missed shots on leaf, and what I know about my roles mechanics, I may be inclined to believe that all shots on scum may be missed.

Then you may be inclined to place your vote where your mouth is, hm? Also, any reads? What do you think of Myopia and of Mafia Bro?

[FM-Chad Knight]

Based on those missed shots on leaf, and what I know about my roles mechanics, I may be inclined to believe that all shots on scum may be missed.

This intrigues me and I request for you to elaborate.

[FM-ohno]

This intrigues me and I request for you to elaborate.

even i need to agree with this

pls explain

[FM-Chad Knight]

This intrigues me and I request for you to elaborate.

For reference, I have been townreading leaf, and I townread the fact that someone
A. Bought 4 guns
B. Used all 4 guns on leaf before they made a post
C. Did not reveal themselves afterward

At the very least, the shooter and leaf do not share a scum alignment.

[FM-Is that a leaf]

I can only make so many serious posts (regardless of how many people laugh) and bad stuff happens if I don't get laughs, good stuff happens if I do. Pretty straightforward really, and I did say as much yesterday.

Ehh, okay. If you make meaningful scumhunting posts and give your reads in a funny manner, perhaps I will reconsider, but for now, as far as we know, you could be some kind of arsonist burning people who laugh at you, and you haven't exactly given us reasons to think otherwise. Sooooo. What are your reads?

like, you got to understand

not every game needs to be sweaty. this is the one time we get to throw balance out of the window with all of the rulebooks and just do stupid shit. i dont really want to try hard it. I will do minor scumhunting, but its not really my priority.

Sure, trollposting is fun. But you got to understand that we signed for a game of Mafia and expect players to play Mafia. So let's find a middle ground, shall we? Also, all of this is NAI imo, as Chad said.

[FM-Chad Knight]

For reference, I have been townreading leaf, and I townread the fact that someone
A. Bought 4 guns
B. Used all 4 guns on leaf before they made a post
C. Did not reveal themselves afterward

At the very least, the shooter and leaf do not share a scum alignment.

This was poorly worded.

I believe the shooter is scum.

[FM-ohno]

For reference, I have been townreading leaf, and I townread the fact that someone
A. Bought 4 guns
B. Used all 4 guns on leaf before they made a post
C. Did not reveal themselves afterward

At the very least, the shooter and leaf do not share a scum alignment.

mafia bro unironically claiming the shot (unless im stupid)

[FM-Mafia Bro]

Ehh, okay. If you make meaningful scumhunting posts and give your reads in a funny manner, perhaps I will reconsider, but for now, as far as we know, you could be some kind of arsonist burning people who laugh at you, and you haven't exactly given us reasons to think otherwise. Sooooo. What are your reads?


Sure, trollposting is fun. But you got to understand that we signed for a game of Mafia and expect players to play Mafia. So let's find a middle ground, shall we? Also, all of this is NAI imo, as Chad said.

Didn't you say you read my iso

My reads are mostly there bro

[FM-Mafia Bro]

mafia bro unironically claiming the shot (unless im stupid)

I shot the color, but I did not shoot no greenery

[FM-Is that a leaf]

This intrigues me and I request for you to elaborate.

Hmph, that's actually a fair request lol. I second (and honestly wonder why I didn't ask myself).

Anyway, I am going off now. I didn't even plan to log in at the start of the day and only wanted to check night results, but then the shots sucked me in for over an hour. Praise be to FM lol

[FM-Is that a leaf]

mafia bro unironically claiming the shot (unless im stupid)

C. none of the above

Didn't you say you read my iso

My reads are mostly there bro

Can you put them in one place with explanations, though? It would be nice of you if I'm asking you, it's because I deem your contribution to be insignificant despite your relatively high activity level

[FM-Mafia Bro]

C. none of the above


Can you put them in one place with explanations, though? It would be nice of you if I'm asking you, it's because I deem your contribution to be insignificant despite your relatively high activity level

Naw braw thats not how this cool cat rolls, iykyk

[FM-Earless Artiste]

Then you may be inclined to place your vote where your mouth is, hm? Also, any reads? What do you think of Myopia and of Mafia Bro?

Inclined, yes... but as someone who probably has the lowest post count, and definitely has a lot of reading to do, I'm not inclined to so quickly place a vote based on role mechanics that I only have one example of.

As for reads, I got nada. Day 1 is a shit show and it's too early into the day. Also, I know nothing about those two slots reads wise... just being honest

[FM-Earless Artiste]

Also, it appears someone else was shot?? Did I miss that

[FM-CBI Agent]

Inclined, yes... but as someone who probably has the lowest post count, and definitely has a lot of reading to do, I'm not inclined to so quickly place a vote based on role mechanics that I only have one example of.

As for reads, I got nada. Day 1 is a shit show and it's too early into the day. Also, I know nothing about those two slots reads wise... just being honest

Could you please elaborate on why all the shots might miss scum?

[FM-CBI Agent]

Also, it appears someone else was shot?? Did I miss that

Purple got shot once, leaf got shot a whooping four times

[Lumi]

?KRC M-FM Edition

The Tradestar Midas has updated its Shop!

Link

[FM-Bizarro Pepsi]

wtf

how am i supposed to buy a mine like this.

[FM-Comrade PickleRadish]

"Hank, a new shipment of rocks just arriv-"

"JESUS CHRIST MARIE, THEY'RE MINERALS!"

[FM-Comrade PickleRadish]

any idea what the rocks do? "no use", they probably secretly have ores in them. Or it could be thrown. But "no use"? A souvenir with an actual price?

.......it's potentially a more solid currency than Crabs that's for sure.

[FM-Comrade PickleRadish]

Could you please elaborate on why all the shots might miss scum?

idk, did anyone save the description of the Energy Pistol thingy?

[FM-CBI Agent]

any idea what the rocks do? "no use", they probably secretly have ores in them. Or it could be thrown. But "no use"? A souvenir with an actual price?

.......it's potentially a more solid currency than Crabs that's for sure.

Your guess is as good as mine

[FM-CBI Agent]

idk, did anyone save the description of the Energy Pistol thingy?

iirc they had a 30% success rate, I don't remember anything else about them

[FM-Tesseract]

idk, did anyone save the description of the Energy Pistol thingy?

It said something like it was a very weak ineffective weapon with a chance to kill. For all I know, it may have had 1% chance to kill. If I remember correctly, the cost was only 200 gold each. You get what you pay for.

[FM-CBI Agent]

iirc they had a 30% success rate, I don't remember anything else about them

Maybe I'm thinking of the deck mafia ITAs, not sure where I'm getting the 30% from

[FM-Bizarro Pepsi]

Does anyone here have 2000 Gold?

[FM-Mr Bones]

Does anyone here have 2000 Gold?

no sorry i bought 20 rocks

fractions are great

[FM-Tesseract]

iirc they had a 30% success rate, I don't remember anything else about them

I am 100% confident that the success rate was not specified at all. At least not in the listing in the shop. Otherwise I may have snagged some myself. Don't know if CBI agent's memory is terribad or if this is making up percentages for "i didn't know any better, i didn't buy any".

[FM-Tesseract]

no sorry i bought 20 rocks

fractions are great

My lawyers confirm that the division in our courtroom is to be expected. We will get these scumbags as long as we have the larger fraction to guarantee majority from the jury. Initiate the court proceedings! Frogs will win!

[FM-Mr Bones]

i actually dont even need to make fraction posts anymore, im just shitposting at this point

frog fractions are amazing

[FM-Tesseract]

i actually dont even need to make fraction posts anymore, im just shitposting at this point

frog fractions are amazing

I have a team of experienced mechanics (as well as priests and boxers) who can help you with repairs, if it ever comes to that. Enjoy the lily pad and remember that apple does not fall far from the tree. See you on the other side, frog legs!

Also, turtles are great!

[FM-CBI Agent]

I am 100% confident that the success rate was not specified at all. At least not in the listing in the shop. Otherwise I may have snagged some myself. Don't know if CBI agent's memory is terribad or if this is making up percentages for "i didn't know any better, i didn't buy any".

It's terribad, honest

[FM-Blue Beard]

So many posts. Ugh

[FM-Blue Beard]

Here's some info I got:

Comrade Pickleradish visited Myopia last night.

Mr Pain visited himself and ITS SOMETHING.

[FM-CBI Agent]

Here's some info I got:

Comrade Pickleradish visited Myopia last night.

Mr Pain visited himself and ITS SOMETHING.

Well we got some mechanical feedback I guess.

[FM-Kitty Cat Dance]

Hi everyone, I haven't read a large portion of the last 10 or so pages, so I'll be catching up in the morning. Just wanted to pop in and see if there was anything I needed to immediately respond to.

[FM-CBI Agent]

Hi everyone, I haven't read a large portion of the last 10 or so pages, so I'll be catching up in the morning. Just wanted to pop in and see if there was anything I needed to immediately respond to.

leaf was shot four times and survived
purple was shot by mafia bro and survived

[FM-Kitty Cat Dance]

leaf was shot four times and survived
purple was shot by mafia bro and survived

In a regular game I would call that a scum claim, now i've got no ideas.

now I'm just wondering why four different people decided to shoot leaf.

[FM-Comrade PickleRadish]

Here's some info I got:

Comrade Pickleradish visited Myopia last night.

Mr Pain visited himself and ITS SOMETHING.

I can confirm visiting Myopia. Just be forewarned that the painting allowed me to swindle a lil something.

but how the hell is Mr Pain visiting himself? Did he claim anything? I will prob need to ISO him soon.

[FM-Mafia Bro]

-vote fm-comrade pickleradish

[FM-Mafia Bro]

Nvm I thought you were scumreading myopia

-vote fm-purple

[FM-Mafia Bro]

I do think your lover may be mafia but we can cross that bridge when we eat it

[FM-Chad Knight]

I can confirm visiting Myopia. Just be forewarned that the painting allowed me to swindle a lil something.

but how the hell is Mr Pain visiting himself? Did he claim anything? I will prob need to ISO him soon.

Why the sudden onset of the usage of the green color?

[FM-Mafia Bro]

They're softing protecting myopia