S-FM 339: ?KRC, M-FM edition

[FM-Tesseract]

Left brain or right brain? The constant battle between art and logic, mafia and town. What is the logic in this? Clearly, this question was logically flawed because the correct answer is to eat both halves. Delicious!

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Android or Apple? Aesthetics and performance were among factors that we evaluated. It was a close battle, both showed solid drop-test performance. After careful consideration, my attorneys and I decided to just go ahead and eat the apple and keep using Android.

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Bar soap or liquid soap, which is better? Liquid soap is nice and convenient, can sometimes have nice aromatics in it. The same could be said about bar soap, but ONLY bar soap gets you into trouble when you drop it.

[FM-Tesseract]

Tesseract or Purple, which one has to go? Both acts were quite impressive on American Idol. The acting by Purple was superb, we almost had to award them the win. However, judges were not pleased with the mafia connotations around their performance.

[FM-Tesseract]

Prismatic alignment. We performed thousands of simulations to determine the effectiveness of such an alignment, evaluating linearly and circularly polarized light sources. At the end of our assessment, it was determined that Void Rays are OP!

[FM-Tesseract]

Ah yes, toilet paper alignment. After extensive studies, we have concluded that it is best to just put it on top of the toilet tank so you don't have to make such a difficult decision! Just grab it and do whatever you want!

[FM-Tesseract]

AMD or Intel? Red or Blue? We have evaluated a number of products offered by both companies in both commercial and server segments. Our conclusion is that there is too much politics as it is and there is no winner.

[FM-Tesseract]

Scarlett Johansson or Jessica Alba? After long deliberations, may lawyers have decided that all of the above would be best. But without a doubt, if one woman must be chosen, then it's Jessica for her miraculous eyes that are hypnotizing. Talk about MIND CONTROL!

[FM-Tesseract]

Mars or Uranus? The red planet is quite fascinating. A couple of moons and I would instantly lose some weight if I was there. But before that I would probably suffocate. But is is prettier than Uranus? Only you would know

[FM-Tesseract]

The Moon or the Sun? Hmmm, the moon hides in the shadows but is quite pretty. The sad truth is that it is difficult for us to appreciate the beauty of the Sun (nor the Father) given the difficulty in keep our eyes on such a luminescent object.

[FM-Tesseract]

Cats vs dogs. Well, dogs are like slaves and will do anything for a bone, what a bunch of losers! Cats are royal, I mean loyal. They sleep, eat, and repeat. Incredible lives they lead! I love my cats, dislike them hot dogs!

[FM-Tesseract]

Frogs.. Well, they may be nice, but do not taste as good as chicken. It is possible that they may taste better on Mars. But that will only happen when pigs learn to fly. So probably not happening. So unfortunate.

[FM-Tesseract]

The day had begun on a bright note. The sun finally peeked through the rain for the first time in a week, and the birds were sinf=ging in its warmth. There was no way to anticipate what was about to happen. It was a worst-case scenario and there was no way out of it.

[FM-Tesseract]

I'm going to hire professional help tomorrow. I can't handle this anymore. Tesseract fell over the coffee table and now there are bloodstains on the Captain's log. This is much more than I ever signed up to do.

[FM-Tesseract]

As the clock was ticking, Captain Tesseract appeared nervous. Is it a ticking time bomb? Is it time to kick cows and chew frogs? Is it time to smell what these expensive Rocks are cooking? Or maybe it was time to ratio the remaining frog supplies and get a fraction of the prepared meal.

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Captain Tesseract appeared distraught by Pirate Blue Beard's hesitations. Could this pirate be reasoned with? What is he doing, why is am I still alive? Who will help defeat Deep Purple? You are my friend of misery!

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As a child, I enjoyed catching bees to enjoy their beauty. Bumble bees, in particular. So cute and furry. I would catch them with my cap/hat and bag them. Then bring them back home and release them onto flowering citrus trees on the balcony (from which I didn't want to fall!).

[FM-Tesseract]

Dragonflies are also majestic creatures. I used to catch and release those too. But the joke was on me one time when a dragonfly literally bit into my skin and remained attached to my hand for a while. Made for a beautiful time to examine the majestic creature!

[FM-Tesseract]

I also enjoyed feeding spiders. Spiders are phenomenal! I would go and catch ants and other bugs that are less pleasing, then drop them off into spider webs and watch in amusement as the magnificent spidey romantically injected its venom into the prey and devoured the crap out of that ugly bug!

[FM-Tesseract]

Snails. Well they are kinda ugly, but I liked those too! Just not for breakfast. They are so slow, was far easier to catch than bees or dragonflies. I actually tried eating snails for the first time a year ago. Nasty!

[FM-Tesseract]

Through the looking glass, I realized that myopia affects us all, whether literally or figuratively. Expand the mind, expand the vision, increase the field of view to realize that we are getting PLAYED!

[FM-Tesseract]

Captain Tesseract embarked on a journey to a far-away land, perhaps, a world in another universe, a fourth dimension. As guns prepared to unload, the Captain was prepared to expose that the crew of our vessel Tesseract has been sabotaged!

[FM-Tesseract]

Captain Tesseract's last moments can only be described as disbelief. How dare these scummy pirates overtake our ship? But he still had loyal TOWN crew aboard. He had to put his trust and faith into the women and men who were his only hope to salvage our vessel. The Captain took his last sip of rum. The way those empty eyes stared.............

[FM-Tesseract]

But the Captain was forever tied to his ship and his loyal towncrew, in life and in death. As his lifeless body lay at the helm, his soul was like a mist that saturated the air all around the vessel. Faint, yet agonizing, screams could be heard from his spirit. His soul would forever be with his ship and his town, the legacy shall go on and evil pirates shall be apprehended!

[FM-Tesseract]

Such mighty treasures we behold.
Our town is suffering, but not for long.
Let's find the scum that overthrow.
And poison their hearts with our bow!

The ship has always belonged to town.
The pirates want to take our crown.
Don't let them get away with that.
Lynch all traitors and and take their hats!

[FM-Tesseract]

Without the Captain, ship lost control.
The evils scrambled, rum in tow.
Some asked, was Captain just a troll?
The spirit answered, "I don't throw"

The vessel now entered the snow.
The Pirate Captain was a hoe.
He ran and stole all our gold.
The man is poisoned by its glow.

[FM-Chad Knight]

You should stop. Myopia being ahead of you in posts is one of the reasons why I'm not voting you right now.

[FM-Tesseract]

The towncrew could hear ghastly whispers
They sounded like "Purple"
The town scrambled around him
But they were not certain

Guns were cocked and loaded
The pirates hid behind a curtain
Suddenly, the guns unloaded
But then the ship exploded!

[FM-Blue Beard]

-vote FM-Mr Pain

[FM-Blue Beard]

Next time I'm in a game that incentivizes spam with roles, I'll just insta quit.

[FM-Tesseract]

You should stop. Myopia being ahead of you in posts is one of the reasons why I'm not voting you right now.

You may say that from your point of view. From my point of view, I know that I AM ALIGNED TO TOWN. So why should I stop? I f'in told everyone it should be me vs Purple thunderdome and for Beard to take a shot. If that is not happening, then I am going to do what is most optimal for town. Also, I am enjoying practicing my writing, which is terrible lol. If it takes me overtaking Myopia for people to vote within me and Purple, I will do that. But then Triad Pain goes scot-free which is not good. So how about you actually trust me and let me do what is best for town.

[FM-Tesseract]

Next time I'm in a game that incentivizes spam with roles, I'll just insta quit.

I do apologize for that. The alternative is I sit back and do nothing while I keep getting framed by Purple. What would you do in my shoes? Give up and waive the white flag? I don't go down with my ship. I really wished you had taken a shot between me and Purple, but since you chose not to, now I have to invest my time to write all this stuff because doing nothing would be anti-town (I know that it would be, i realize you dont, as you may scumread me).

[FM-Tesseract]

I used to have this recurring dream in which I was falling from the balcony and dying. Kept waking up as I hit the ground. This happened 7 or so nights in a row, and the last time it happened I caught a fire escape ladder and then kept climbing back up and INTENTIONALLY jumping off for the lulz.

[FM-Tesseract]

In this other recurring dream, I see a palette of colors all around and there are white swans walking. Never underood the meaning of it. But I appreciated the vividity of that one and the contrast between the flow of colors behind the purely white swans.

[FM-Tesseract]

Oh and this other recurring dream, where I am playing a game of forum mafia and people accuse me of not being town and are making up false accusations such as lie detector tests that were incorrect. What a nightmare!

[FM-Tesseract]

-vote FM-Mr Pain

Why you trying to end the day early I am not finished making poetry and stuffs. It's a good opportunity for me to practice. I am kind of enjoying it, given that I have to write so many lol. Looking forward to more. But this is not my strong suit, so takes me a while apart from stuff I pre-wrote.

[FM-Tesseract]

I will laugh if Mr Bones is some kind of explosive neutral where all his voters die. That would be one hilarious mechanic. Hopefully not the case, but it would be funny as heck! Time for me to return to my Captain's log to add more entries.

[FM-Mr Bones]

I will laugh if Mr Bones is some kind of explosive neutral where all his voters die. That would be one hilarious mechanic. Hopefully not the case, but it would be funny as heck! Time for me to return to my Captain's log to add more entries.

-vote FM-Tesseract

Your schizorambling and insistence that im neutral is ridiculous.

[FM-Mr Bones]

Mr. Pain deserves better.

[FM-Chad Knight]

Why you trying to end the day early I am not finished making poetry and stuffs. It's a good opportunity for me to practice. I am kind of enjoying it, given that I have to write so many lol. Looking forward to more. But this is not my strong suit, so takes me a while apart from stuff I pre-wrote.

You literally ended the previous day early. You're irritating.

[FM-Tesseract]

-vote FM-Tesseract

Your schizorambling and insistence that im neutral is ridiculous.

Did you get the antidote from Demonic?
Would you like a gin & tonic?
The pirates tried to capture town gold.
They never realized bombs explode!

I am sorry to lose a frog.
The fault was not but that of a foe.
The ship now sailed through thick fog.
Then soon crashed into thick snow.

[Lumi]

?KRC M-FM Edition

FM-Mr Pain has Died!

They exceeded the entity limit and were despawned.

Their Flip

Spoiler : Flip : Alignment: Triad Role: Machiavellian Factional Abilities: Factional Communication You share a permanent (day and night) factional chat with all other members of the Triad. Role Cop The triad may assign a member to visit another player to determine their role, but not their alignment. This factional action may be multitasked with role actions, but may not be multitasked with other factional actions. Kill The triad may assign a member to visit another player to kill them. This factional action may be multitasked with role actions, but may not be multitasked with other factional actions. Criminal Network The triad may assign a member to visit another player to determine if they are a member of the mafia. This factional action may be multitasked with role actions, but may not be multitasked with other factional actions. Win Condition: The Triad is an anti-town faction. The Triad wins if any day begins with all of the following conditions met, or nothing can stop this from happening: - There is at least one triad alive - There are no other anti-town factions alive - The triad consists of 50% or more of the living players Rolecard: Every night, the host will roll a 7/7 dice. You possess the following inventions. You may only use/give one each night. You cannot both use an ability and give an invention on a single night. Unless otherwise specified, you have a choice of either using a particular invention or giving that invention to someone else. Once you use an invention, you can no longer give that particular invention away even if you are role blocked and fail using it. If you are blocked, you get the shot back. Rolling 1) 1-Shot M61 Vulcan: Once per game, you may target a player. You will attempt to shoot the player. Your shot is bulletproof piercing, going through any and all protections. Every visitor to your target will be vanillaized for the following day and night. Rolling 2) 1-Shot Night Vision Goggles: Once per game, you may target a player. You will attempt to watch and track that player ignoring undetectable statuses that they may have. You neighborize whoever visits your target, making a chat with them with day and night talk. You investigate whoever your target visits and find out if they have any modifiers on them and which ones. Rolling 3) 1-Shot Bomb Detector: At night, you may target a player. You will attempt to detect whether it carries bomb items or if they have bomb related roles and how many (Items or shots). Then the following day you may trigger those bombs killing their carriers. Rolling 4) 1-Shot Nikita: At night, you may self target. If someone visits you the Nikita will lock and shoot its missile to them, killing them and two more targets sharing a private chat with them (this does not affect factional chats). If you use this shot and nobody visits you, you will lose it regardless. Rolling 5) 1-Shot Inverter: Once per game during the night, you may cast this spell onto the entire player list. During this night, every player with the ability to kill will instead protect the target, and every player with the ability to protect will instead kill the target. Factional actions are not affected by this spell. Rolling 6) 1-Shot Paranoid Chat Killer: Upon activation of this shot you reflexively kill anyone that adds you to any kind of outside private chat, including those from conversions during this cycle and the next. Rolling 7: 1-shot Shapeshifter: The Shapeshifter may at night target a player. If the Shapeshifter dies, they will be revealed with the role and alignment of the player they last targeted at night. If you roll a dice number that you have previously, nothing will happen and you cannot try again until the next night.

Their Edited Role Submission

Spoiler : Flip : Role: Forum Mengsk Rolecard: Forum Mengsk I will not be stopped. Not by you, or the mafia, or the third party, or anyone. I will rule this thread or see it burnt to ashes around me! You initially have two abilities: A one-shot night kill, which will not work upon targeting a non-town (town being the uninformed majority faction) and will be treated as if you were role-blocked. This kill cannot be protected against except for role-blocks or redirections. You passively have a one-time vest saving you from either a night-kill or day-kill, except for eliminations. You will not know if this vest has been used. If either: You are the last living member of your faction You are the only member of your faction There has been at most 1 non-town death by the end of night 2 Then the following will happen: Your role will be re-named to Emperor Mengsk. You will gain another one-shot night-kill, but instead of working against town it will work against any non-town (hitting a town with this shot will not work in a similar manner instead). You will gain a one-time ability to death-tailor a player at night to a role and alignment of your liking. You will learn their true role (but not alignment) at the same time.

The original post has also been updated.

[FM-Tesseract]

You literally ended the previous day early. You're irritating.

I know that I am irritating, but it is not my fault. That is why I say...

Annoying town or helping us, town, win? It is unfortunate that we must resort to such fun entertainment, but it is imperative for us to fight for our right to party! The correct answer is both, not that we ever had a choice.

[FM-Mr Bones]

I didn't get anything.

[Lumi]

?KRC M-FM Edition
Reading of Last Wills and Testaments

We are gathered here today to read the last will and testament of FM-Mr Pain

It all started with a random letter. Several of those were joined forces to create a random word. The words decided to get together and form a random sentence. They decided not to stop there and it wasn't long before a random paragraph had been cobbled together. The question was whether or not they could continue the momentum long enough to create a random short story.

@FM-Father and Sun @FM-Mr Bones @FM-Dark Unicorn @FM-Earless Artiste @FM-Forsaken Bones @FM-Purple @FM-Is that a leaf @FM-Bizarro Pepsi @FM-Demonic TP @FM-Tesseract @FM-Myopia @FM-Blue Beard @FM-Chad Knight @FM-ohno @FM-CBI Agent

[FM-Mr Bones]

Should I hammer pain to make sure he's really dead?

[FM-Tesseract]

Sweet, triad dead, and the day goes on and we get another lynch. So now lynch in me and Purple. I am sure I will get lynched, but know that I am town and I acted in good faith for our town. Not my fault I got this role that is useless unless I post.

[FM-Mr Bones]

I'm pretty sure Triad is actually eradicated.

[FM-Tesseract]

Should I hammer pain to make sure he's really dead?

I think they are already dead but sure I can do that too. Did you get the antidote from Demonic or nah? It feels bad that you are voting me if the reason is that you expect to not be alive anymore. Were you always going to side with evils?

-vote FM-Mr Pain

[The Godfather]

FM-Mr Pain has been hammered. Stand by for the host's review and day-end post!


FM-Mr Pain (9 [L-0]): FM-CBI Agent, FM-Tesseract (Mayor), FM-Chad Knight, FM-Father and Sun, FM-Myopia, FM-Is that a leaf, FM-Demonic TP, FM-ohno, FM-Blue Beard
FM-Tesseract (2 [L-7]): FM-Mr Bones, FM-Purple