S-FM 339: ?KRC, M-FM edition

[FM-Mr Pain]

honestly maybe thats what this thread needs

fractions are great

the ride never ends

[FM-ohno]

Okay, let's vote Purple slot, whom I know to have a fake lie detector on me after they tried on numerous occasions to get me to make a 1-sentence post to get me rekt. I am down. Lets get Purple and if I am wrong, you can lynch me or Inconspicuous next. I will take that deal.

-Doesnt belive my unroleblockable claim

-refuses to belive that purple doesnt belive your post restriction claim

[FM-ohno]

-Doesnt belive my unroleblockable claim

-refuses to belive that purple doesnt belive your post restriction claim

fun

[FM-Chad Knight]

Okay, let's vote Purple slot, whom I know to have a fake lie detector on me after they tried on numerous occasions to get me to make a 1-sentence post to get me rekt. I am down. Lets get Purple and if I am wrong, you can lynch me or Inconspicuous next. I will take that deal.

We're taking the deal in reverse order because that minimizes our problems.

[FM-Mr Bones]

shame I can't support this beyond quoting it

idk how you'll ever get 5 mil zorkmid

i spoiled the entire game with 3 hours worth of streaming its gameplay so i had an idea that whoever created my role had a bunch of hidden mechanics

that is to say: to the roles author, i didn't mean to do a disservice to you, I just wanted to know how to win with my role and the obvious questions came up

however the good news is that im gonna laugh at my girlfriend while she does a playthrough of it and for that, i thank you

[FM-ohno]

yeah you are pretty worthless right now. i will not engage with your slot any further until you calm down

over and out

[FM-Tesseract]

You're completely worthless. That saddens me. But you are town.

How do you know I am town? I supposedly lied about "I am town". TMI much? That's right, I am using your own scumbags' bullcrap to now accuse you. Enjoy it! How are you so quickly convinced that I am town? Learn to pocket.

[FM-Mr Bones]

honestly maybe thats what this thread needs

fractions are great

the ride never ends

very, very true

[FM-Chad Knight]

i spoiled the entire game with 3 hours worth of streaming its gameplay so i had an idea that whoever created my role had a bunch of hidden mechanics

that is to say: to the roles author, i didn't mean to do a disservice to you, I just wanted to know how to win with my role and the obvious questions came up

however the good news is that im gonna laugh at my girlfriend while she does a playthrough of it and for that, i thank you

From what I understand, the role author intended for you to do that.

[FM-Mr Bones]

From what I understand, the role author intended for you to do that.

or to have played the game

[FM-Tesseract]

yeah you are pretty worthless right now. i will not engage with your slot any further until you calm down

over and out

I respect that, I will sleep soundly as I attempt to harness my inner soul in an attempt to match your level of contributions so that some day I may be as amazing as you are. OK, now I know why people call out my ego and such. It came with the role

[FM-Chad Knight]

How do you know I am town? I supposedly lied about "I am town". TMI much? That's right, I am using your own scumbags' bullcrap to now accuse you. Enjoy it! How are you so quickly convinced that I am town? Learn to pocket.

Because I'm playing this game called mafia where you're supposed to read the thread and the posts that people make and deduce whether or not they are town from the contents of their posts. You should consider reading sometime.

Do you remember when Eyes said the same thing yesterday after I had this exact interaction with them? They scumread me for a bad reason as well. I deduced they were town, but nobody else did, and they died for that. There's an obvious parallel here.

[FM-ohno]

I respect that, I will sleep soundly as I attempt to harness my inner soul in an attempt to match your level of contributions so that some day I may be as amazing as you are. OK, now I know why people call out my ego and such. It came with the role

i belive it. does fit with powerwolf, but GOD its annoying to deal with

out for real now, im defitvely no addicted to FM

[FM-Mr Bones]

half of me wants a QRD on all the mechanical claims

but while i have no idea what's happening, i feel like I'm making some really good tonal reads, hence the w/w t/t comment earlier

[FM-Demonic TP]

I'm kinda surprised no deaths happened n1

Someone culted probably.

[FM-Tesseract]

Because I'm playing this game called mafia where you're supposed to read the thread and the posts that people make and deduce whether or not they are town from the contents of their posts. You should consider reading sometime.

Do you remember when Eyes said the same thing yesterday after I had this exact interaction with them? They scumread me for a bad reason as well. I deduced they were town, but nobody else did, and they died for that. There's an obvious parallel here.

My attorneys want more information. Look, i am willing to play ball, but you have to give better answers than Purple. And TBH how is PURPLE NOT SCUM? I thought you were baiting him earlier! Were you not?

Okay, let me play this game. If Purple is also town, then who are the scum?

[FM-Chad Knight]

My attorneys want more information. Look, i am willing to play ball, but you have to give better answers than Purple. And TBH how is PURPLE NOT SCUM? I thought you were baiting him earlier! Were you not?

Okay, let me play this game. If Purple is also town, then who are the scum?

Inco. Inco is also the least interactive player in the game, so I can't get more from that. So we have to look at VCA to get that.

It will become much more clear by EoD.

[FM-Tesseract]

Someone culted probably.

I roleblocked ohno. I think the scum are in panic cuz we got em! I also healed Unicorn, not sure if he was under threat or not, but he had that infection that I wanted to cure. All this attention on me today suggests that scum want me GONE (I don't blame them, I am kind of a big deal). But if you are town, don't vote me just because I have a big ego and am a big deal. I represent my people first. I just have not found all of them yet, we are uninformed

[FM-Blue Beard]

Why are you voting a town PR role btw? I would like to hear more from your point of view and why you feel this is the optimal lynch today. Please elaborate. Who do you think are Tess's scummates and what do you think of Purple's play? I need answers to all of those questions, not just some.

1. I don't believe Powerwolf is a town power role.

2. You got a red check and solves the purple slot for now.

3. Not sure yet who your teammates are.

4. I don't care about Purple's play, we need info and there isn't much to work with.

5. Inconspicuous is gonna die anyway.

[FM-Mr Bones]

My attorneys want more information. Look, i am willing to play ball, but you have to give better answers than Purple. And TBH how is PURPLE NOT SCUM? I thought you were baiting him earlier! Were you not?

Okay, let me play this game. If Purple is also town, then who are the scum?

the amount of question marks in your posts is both concerning and disconcerting to me. i think you are town but whether you are gaslighting players or actually trying to find commonality with other players has become muddled

still, purple sympathizers will not be forgiven. off with their heads

[FM-Chad Knight]

1. I don't believe Powerwolf is a town power role.

2. You got a red check and solves the purple slot for now.

3. Not sure yet who your teammates are.

4. I don't care about Purple's play, we need info and there isn't much to work with.

5. Inconspicuous is gonna die anyway.

Inco is another red check. I would ask that you vote them instead.

[FM-Tesseract]

Inco. Inco is also the least interactive player in the game, so I can't get more from that. So we have to look at VCA to get that.

It will become much more clear by EoD.

That is a load of crap. You cannot just name one player. Are you team with ohno and Purple and you took over Purple because that garbage failed miserably against me? Inco is teamed with whom I believe to be town. Move the fuck on. You know what, vote me.

[FM-Mr Bones]

Someone culted probably.

or their kill was prevented somehow. Whats with the cult leap

[FM-Blue Beard]

Inco is another red check. I would ask that you vote them instead.

Inco will be taken care of I am sure of that. Either is fine with me.

[FM-Mr Bones]

why cant we just shoot outside? lol there's like 20 something of us.

[FM-Chad Knight]

That is a load of crap. You cannot just name one player. Are you team with ohno and Purple and you took over Purple because that garbage failed miserably against me? Inco is teamed with whom I believe to be town. Move the fuck on. You know what, vote me.

I'm done interacting with you. You clearly want to be mislynched so you can have a fucking pity party in the dead chat and in the postgame chat. And when you are inevitably mislynched today (because you're playing like horseshit) and you go into the dead chat to mald, I want you to remember this post. Because you had every opportunity to get out of the situation that you are in and you elected not to take it.

[FM-Tesseract]

Guys wake up. Purple claimed his "red" check meant "not town". Now it is remarkably "triad". And meanwhile got me to do things in violation of my parole and also got a fake lie detector on me. It is evident that Purple failed at their gambit. Now is the time for us to muscle up. Purple is full of crap, you dont go from "not town" to "actually triad" to "also this guy failed lie detector" when I know I am town. I think Chad is either gullible or exercising damage control for his garbage teammates.

[FM-Chad Knight]

Inco will be taken care of I am sure of that. Either is fine with me.

If Inco flips scum then I expect tesseract to be shot during the night. But I feel much safer about the Inco lynch today.

[FM-Chad Knight]

Somebody remind me later today to take tesseract off of my blocked users list. It is frustrating me to read their posts so I am not going to read them.

[FM-Tesseract]

I'm done interacting with you. You clearly want to be mislynched so you can have a fucking pity party in the dead chat and in the postgame chat. And when you are inevitably mislynched today (because you're playing like horseshit) and you go into the dead chat to mald, I want you to remember this post. Because you had every opportunity to get out of the situation that you are in and you elected not to take it.

I am here to lead town. If you don't like it, you may leave. For a smart player like you to give a pass to Purple over "red check" and "not town" and now "triad" is bullshit. Get over it. I am glad I early on identified potential neutrals, because they are more intelligent than town is here. Sue me if you don't like me recruiting neuts to work with my town.

[FM-Chad Knight]

You couldn't lead a fucking parade.

[FM-Demonic TP]

tesseract.

you have no material to read me.

No one has any material to read anyone.

i memed arround up until my post about the t/t.

And every "smart" guy has his own hypothesis about whether this behavior is town-like or scum-like, lol.
For example:
You're scum because you're just meming around, not scumhunting.
You're town power because you're just meming around, so as not to attract the attention of scums.
You're neutral because you're just meming around, because you don't care who wins.

See? I can easy read you!

[FM-Mr Bones]

This is the 2nd time you have said something factually incorrect in the last 30 minutes. Please stop throwing a hissy fit.

Somebody remind me later today to take tesseract off of my blocked users list. It is frustrating me to read their posts so I am not going to read them.

the ride never ends

[FM-Blue Beard]

You couldn't lead a fucking parade.

This made me lol.

[FM-Chad Knight]

the ride never ends

I'm trying not to derail the thread. It's... tough. But I'm trying.

[FM-Tesseract]

Awww a scum is upset. Your gambit to overthrow me failed. It is my intention to keep @FM-Mr Bones and @FM-Inconspicuous Man alive because I do not believe they post a threat to town. Sorry Bones and Man if you feel like I am pocketing you, but I feel that neutral lives matter and I think I have a good read on what you guys are. I am focused on eliminating the killers and not the apple protectors or the lovers. I am happy to openly say that I would like to work with the Neuts. It is not because I am scum, it is because my faith in town has been diminished.

[FM-Demonic TP]

But if you are town, don't vote me just because I have a big ego and am a big deal.

You really think the world revolves around you. It's deplorable. Do you even read what I write? Or at least see against whom I have already voted?

[FM-Mr Bones]

It's me, Mr Bones. You may know one of my many catch phrases, "fractions are great", "fruit is great", "frog fractions are great", and on occasion, "the ride never ends."

so now that my role is revealed, the onus is on YOU to determine if my role is town, 3p or some sort of scum

whats that you say? probably not scum? I agree!

henceforth i am town leader

[FM-Mr Bones]

with my newfound hegemony my first decree is that purple has their head chopped off.

keep in mind, we mislynched a person i said was likely town yesterday! heed my words

[FM-Tesseract]

You couldn't lead a fucking parade.

I do not lead clowns. So get back on your horse and ride away How can you be town here? I think you took over Purple when he bounced because I put up a fight. If you think I will just shut my trap and let your ride all over me, you are wrong. and TvT with garbage checks by Purple? GET OUT OF HERE! My read on you must have been incorrect.

[FM-CBI Agent]

I'll be honest I've been lurking and sticking my head in the sand since I really didn't like how purple and tesseract were interacting.

From a mechanical standpoint I think I like tesseract's lynch? inco has been on my shit list since day 1.
Worst case scenarios for each:
1.) We lynch Tesseract, we lose a townie, voting power, and a role blocker, who has an unverifiable alignment if their miller claim is to be believed.
2.) We lynch inco, worse case scenario we lose two towns since comrade and inco are apparently lovers.
3.) We lynch purple, worse case is that their claim is accurate, and we lose a powerful investigative role.

Best case scenario for each:
1.) We lynch tesseract, scum loses a role blocker with extra voting power.
2.) We lynch inco, we get two scum for the price of one. (However I'd also bet that if they both were scum they wouldn't really be lovers) Likely we'd trade 1 for 1 scum.
3.) We lynch purple, scum loses an investigative role.

There isn't a world where we lynch purple first, so we can verify by lynching inco, the scummy player who is allegedly triad, and who is allegedly a lover with comrade, whom I have no strong read on at the moment.
or we lynch tesseract, the powerwolf (lol) who has extra voting power, who claims to be able to roleblock, is a self proclaimed "important town member", and who purple claims lied about being town.

Lynching inco is at worst 2 for 1, unless tesseract's ramblings are right about purple potentially being a disguiser or something awful, in which case we could lose TWO town members.
I think we lynch tesseract here, the math seems better.

-vote FM-Tesseract

[FM-Tesseract]

You really think the world revolves around you. It's deplorable. Do you even read what I write? Or at least see against whom I have already voted?

Also, the Earth is flat and humans were created by aliens (only one of those may be true). I actually don't have a read on you. The world does not revolve around me, but I am tasked with this role that is very important to town. I will absolutely fight for what is mine.

[FM-Mr Bones]

we are lynching purple today and if they are town I will give them a license to talk mad shit post-mortem

my tonal reads are like fruit, they're great

Off with his head

[FM-Kitty Cat Dance]

-vote FM-Inconspicuous Man

goodnight

[FM-Tesseract]

I'll be honest I've been lurking and sticking my head in the sand since I really didn't like how purple and tesseract were interacting.

From a mechanical standpoint I think I like tesseract's lynch? inco has been on my shit list since day 1.
Worst case scenarios for each:
1.) We lynch Tesseract, we lose a townie, voting power, and a role blocker, who has an unverifiable alignment if their miller claim is to be believed.
2.) We lynch inco, worse case scenario we lose two towns since comrade and inco are apparently lovers.
3.) We lynch purple, worse case is that their claim is accurate, and we lose a powerful investigative role.

Best case scenario for each:
1.) We lynch tesseract, scum loses a role blocker with extra voting power.
2.) We lynch inco, we get two scum for the price of one. (However I'd also bet that if they both were scum they wouldn't really be lovers) Likely we'd trade 1 for 1 scum.
3.) We lynch purple, scum loses an investigative role.

There isn't a world where we lynch purple first, so we can verify by lynching inco, the scummy player who is allegedly triad, and who is allegedly a lover with comrade, whom I have no strong read on at the moment.
or we lynch tesseract, the powerwolf (lol) who has extra voting power, who claims to be able to roleblock, is a self proclaimed "important town member", and who purple claims lied about being town.

Lynching inco is at worst 2 for 1, unless tesseract's ramblings are right about purple potentially being a disguiser or something awful, in which case we could lose TWO town members.
I think we lynch tesseract here, the math seems better.

-vote FM-Tesseract

It is the wrong move. your math is missing what I know that you don't know. Do I have to reveal my whole fucking card to explain just how important I am to town? It is not my fault that I am important to town, this is the role I was given. You can hate my leadership style. But I am NOT accepting a town loss. And I will gladly side with neuts and get them on town side over piece of crap multi-player faction garbage.

[FM-Demonic TP]

It is the wrong move. your math is missing what I know that you don't know. Do I have to reveal my whole fucking card to explain just how important I am to town? It is not my fault that I am important to town, this is the role I was given. You can hate my leadership style. But I am NOT accepting a town loss. And I will gladly side with neuts and get them on town side over piece of crap multi-player faction garbage.

Just vote the redcheck.

[FM-Tesseract]

Just vote the redcheck.

Yeah right. Vote red-check from the guy who faked lie detector on me? It is not happening! I dont know how many neuts are here but given that scum and neuts and misled towns are voting for me, I will absolutely support my previously-expressed support of Incon and Comrade and Bones. If you don't like it, you can bite me. Purple lied and is scum. There has to be a flip modification mechanic, he slipped earlier when he said I won't flip town. I don't need to repeat this again. I know what I am, a SHITTY TOWN LEADER. Let's go.

[FM-Tesseract]

What flipping cow milk are people drinking here? Red check "not town". Later on "actually triad". Later on "Tesse lied". How many more fucking lies does it require for you to realize this individual lied about all of them?

[FM-Demonic TP]

I know what I am, a SHITTY TOWN LEADER. Let's go.

Jester will not make a good leader

[FM-Tesseract]

Jester will not make a good leader

OK, tell me how ohno responded to my comments about him/her getting roleblocked. Tell me. Go on, I would love to hear that one. Please give me like five minutes so i can get popcorn and maybe some beer. Gotta watch this one on a big screen! Go on then.