What vehicle should I purchase?

[BrockSamson]

Subaru is shit

I've gone 134 mph in it, what about you?

I can drive to work in 2 feet of snow and ice, what about you?

I can easily handle the off-road at my farm, a luscious 20 acres of woods.

You need to stop thinking just about how fast you can go and think about other shit.

1) Performance
2) Reliability
3) Safety…etc

Stop thinking like a 17 who is dying to crash his dad's car and think like a grown-up

[Cryptonic]

I've gone 134 mph in it, what about you?

I can drive to work in 2 feet of snow and ice, what about you?

I can easily handle the off-road at my farm, a luscious 20 acres of woods.

You need to stop thinking just about how fast you can go and think about other shit.

1) Performance
2) Reliability
3) Safety…etc

Stop thinking like a 17 who is dying to crash his dad's car and think like a grown-up

lol bitter babby

ps edit: How can you drive through 2 feet of snow?

pss edit: do Subarus remind anybody else of the mentally handicapped of the vehicle world?

[Orpz]

wud u rather speed into a car accident and die or succeed in life?

answer is obv now go buy a bugatti veyron

[Brendan]

Brock ur just mad u suck at chivalry: deadliest warrior

[BrockSamson]

lol bitter babby

He should get the safest, most reliable, and quickest car in his budget - while considering the practicality of the car for his future needs. This is sage advice. SAGE

Too many people buy cars they can't handle and look like idiots when they shift…I used to drive for a living, and trust me. Big wallet does not equal driving skills.

Besides he's 17, he need to be in a car that can protect him for his inevitable drunk drive at 100 mph.

[Bunny]

why dont you get a jeep. everyone loves the person with a jeep.

He should get the safest, most reliable, and quickest car in his budget - while considering the practicality of the car for his future needs. This is sage advice. SAGE

Too many people buy cars they can't handle and look like idiots when they shift…I used to drive for a living, and trust me. Big wallet does not equal driving skills.

Besides he's 17, he need to be in a car that can protect him for his inevitable drunk drive at 100 mph.

also i really dont believe you were driving in 2 feet of snow on the roads with a subaru.

[Cryptonic]

He should get the safest, most reliable, and quickest car in his budget - while considering the practicality of the car for his future needs. This is sage advice. SAGE

Too many people buy cars they can't handle and look like idiots when they shift…I used to drive for a living, and trust me. Big wallet does not equal driving skills.

Besides he's 17, he need to be in a car that can protect him for his inevitable drunk drive at 100 mph.

I fully agree, I just think you're being way to defensive about Subarus lol.

[Brendan]

BMW is safe and has 600 hp. I'm not too big on alcohol guys. Mostly marijuana and psychedelics. I drove on acid with sunglasses on at 1 am once.

[Bunny]

BMW is safe and has 600 hp. I'm not too big on alcohol guys. Mostly marijuana and psychedelics. I drove on acid with sunglasses on at 1 am once.

too baked whilst driving is sew scary!

[Cryptonic]

BMW is safe and has 600 hp. I'm not too big on alcohol guys. Mostly marijuana and psychedelics. I drove on acid with sunglasses on at 1 am once.

don't get a bmw

[Brendan]

Realistically none of these car listing will be available by the time I get a job and save up ~5-7k. Probably going to buy at the end of this summer.

[Bunny]

with 35000 dollars you could move out and put a down dept on a house. That seems way more awesome than a car!

[Brendan]

too baked whilst driving is sew scary!

You don't even drive! And I disagree lol you get used to it

don't get a bmw

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[Brendan]

with 35000 dollars you could move out and put a down dept on a house. That seems way more awesome than a car!

Nah I'll probably live with my parents until I finish college/can't tolerate them any more to save money.

[Bunny]

You don't even drive! And I disagree lol you get used to it

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haha yeah you get used to it and coast and coast and then boom didnt see a curb lol and you look like a doofus! lol people drive me around

Nah I'll probably live with my parents until I finish college/can't tolerate them any more to save money.

really!?!? living on your own is 9 million percent better.

[BrockSamson]

why dont you get a jeep. everyone loves the person with a jeep.



also i really dont believe you were driving in 2 feet of snow on the roads with a subaru.

I drove two-miles uphill both ways.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSG-pF1LXHI

[Bunny]

I drove two-miles uphill both ways.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSG-pF1LXHI

i can't watch a video at work, but i can't see how this is possible in a subaru. Like its just physically too short. Although I note where you live and assume your snow is potentially different than canada's snow.

[BrockSamson]

i can't watch a video at work, but i can't see how this is possible in a subaru. Like its just physically too short. Although I note where you live and assume your snow is potentially different than canada's snow.

Mine is 4th generation, they raised it for the specific purpose of driving in deep snow and off-loading.

[Brendan]

haha yeah you get used to it and coast and coast and then boom didnt see a curb lol and you look like a doofus! lol people drive me around


really!?!? living on your own is 9 million percent better.

Driving high is hardly different from driving "sober". It was difficult the first few times because the area I usually smoke in is really confusing, but I haven't had any problems. I usually abide by the speed limit more often while high. I agree about living on your own, but I could save a lot of money. Like 50k+ In 4 years if I'm frugal.

[Bunny]

Driving high is hardly different from driving "sober". It was difficult the first few times because the area I usually smoke in is really confusing, but I haven't had any problems. I usually abide by the speed limit more often while high. I agree about living on your own, but I could save a lot of money. Like 50k+ In 4 years if I'm frugal.

i dno if depends on how much you smoke! and where you're going. Lots of tests have been done on your reactions when high and its a lot slower then when you're sober.

[Frog]

BMW is safe and has 600 hp. I'm not too big on alcohol guys. Mostly marijuana and psychedelics. I drove on acid with sunglasses on at 1 am once.

Thinks he's driving a car.

Is actually making *vroom* noises while drooling at a Waffle House at 1 am.

Seriously though, driving on acid, I'd probably end up staring at my eyes in the rear-view instead of paying attention to the road.

I think Dave Chapelle has a good skit on driving high.


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[Brendan]

I drove two-miles uphill both ways.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSG-pF1LXHI

Here we get ice not snow. Any snow is packed harder than granite. The snow in this video is clearly very light and fluffy.

[Cryptonic]

BMW are high maint. Something casual will break, and you'll spend 5-6k just on parts.

[Brendan]

i dno if depends on how much you smoke! and where you're going. Lots of tests have been done on your reactions when high and its a lot slower then when you're sober.

Source pls

[BrockSamson]

Thinks he's driving a car.

Is actually making *vroom* noises while drooling at a Waffle House at 1 am.

Seriously though, driving on acid, I'd probably end up staring at my eyes in the rear-view instead of paying attention to the road.

I think Dave Chapelle has a good skit on driving high.


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Holy SHIT. I live 10 min away from Dave Chapelle here in Ohio, and I swear on my nuts he has almost hit me driving high. I am not bullshiting you. He lives over in yellow springs, and he drives/walks around high all the time.

[Bunny]

bahah we get 2-3 feet of packed hard snow in a night. no shitty little subaru is going to make it through that

also brendan, get a bmw if it makes you happy =)

also, the known effects of smoking weed include drowsiness and reduced motor skills function

[Brendan]

BMW are high maint. Something casual will break, and you'll spend 5-6k just on parts.

Hopefully not

[Brendan]

Thinks he's driving a car.

Is actually making *vroom* noises while drooling at a Waffle House at 1 am.

Seriously though, driving on acid, I'd probably end up staring at my eyes in the rear-view instead of paying attention to the road.

I think Dave Chapelle has a good skit on driving high.


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No but this faggot kid that drives a Ferrari undid my gas cap and told me it was shooting out gasoline and I freaked out. I think the sunglasses helped.

[BrockSamson]

Hopefully not

You better know how to do basic/intermediate maintenance on a bmw, or you will be paying some guy a large amount of money, LARGE, to do it for you.

[Cryptonic]

Hopefully not

Well, it is pretty much guarenteed that your car will need parts eventually, you just gotta hope you'll get lucky and it'll be a while. I went to high school with a guy who sold his BMW and bought a new car because he couldn't get 8k for new parts & work lol. And then my other friend had to pay 3k for his parts & work, and this is what the mechanic told us about BMWs and not to get one unless you can afford upkeep lol.

[BrockSamson]

bahah we get 2-3 feet of packed hard snow in a night. no shitty little subaru is going to make it through that

also brendan, get a bmw if it makes you happy =)

also, the known effects of smoking weed include drowsiness and reduced motor skills function

Welp, I have done it. I can't zoom around in deep snow, but my 2014 xt has made it to the WPAFB is that kind of weather.

[Bunny]

Welp, I have done it. I can't zoom around in deep snow, but my 2014 xt has made it to the WPAFB is that kind of weather.

no its not the same kind of weather. light fluffy cloud snow is easy get around in. If you had trouble in that then clearly you couldnt drive through the snow here.

[Brendan]

You better know how to do basic/intermediate maintenance on a bmw, or you will be paying some guy a large amount of money, LARGE, to do it for you.

Well, it is pretty much guarenteed that your car will need parts eventually, you just gotta hope you'll get lucky and it'll be a while. I went to high school with a guy who sold his BMW and bought a new car because he couldn't get 8k for new parts & work lol. And then my other friend had to pay 3k for his parts & work, and this is what the mechanic told us about BMWs and not to get one unless you can afford upkeep lol.

My friend'a dad owns a car repair shop so I've got the cheap labor hookup. I really doubt I'll end up driving one anyways though. Probably a Lotus.

[BrockSamson]

no its not the same kind of weather. light fluffy cloud snow is easy get around in. If you had trouble in that then clearly you couldnt drive through the snow here.

I never said it was the same kind of snow, nor did I say I had trouble driving in the snow I did drive in. LTB a lawyer : )

[Bunny]

I never said it was the same kind of snow, nor did I say I had trouble driving in the snow I did drive in. LTB a lawyer : )

you say you cant zoom around in it and that you "made it" You make it seem like it was a slight issue.

[Brendan]

The hp4 is the only motorcycle in the world with launch control. It's pretty cool.

[BrockSamson]

you say you cant zoom around in it and that you "made it" You make it seem like it was a slight issue.

Correct, I cannot use my turbo in the deep snow in the same way I can without the snow.

[Brendan]

I never said it was the same kind of snow, nor did I say I had trouble driving in the snow I did drive in. LTB a lawyer : )

You did kind of say you had trouble

[BrockSamson]

You did kind of say you had trouble

Why don't you just get a jeep dude?

[Frog]

bahah we get 2-3 feet of packed hard snow in a night. no shitty little subaru is going to make it through that

also, the known effects of smoking weed include drowsiness and reduced motor skills function

Pt. 1) Subaru is the most popular make in Alaska for the reason of snow and ice performance.

Pt. 2) All Hail Brock Samson. (Totally not you in the video though, lel)

Pt. 3) Driving high usually makes you drive 10-15 under the speed limit b/c it feels fast enough (automatic).

Pt. 4) Still sounds like you shouldn't spend your $ on a depreciating asset... The only meaningful car in your price bracket (under $100k) is the Nissan GTR, and it's still made of unobtanium for you. Just going to make a snobby classist comment that spending all your $ on A car is such a poor person thing to do...



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[Bunny]

Pt. 1) Subaru is the most popular make in Alaska for the reason of snow and ice performance.

Pt. 2) All Hail Brock Samson. (Totally not you in the video though, lel)

Pt. 3) Driving high usually makes you drive 10-15 under the speed limit b/c it feels fast enough (automatic).

Pt. 4) Still sounds like you shouldn't spend your $ on a depreciating asset... The only meaningful car in your price bracket (under $100k) is the Nissan GTR, and it's still made of unobtanium for you. Just going to make a snobby classist comment that spending all your $ on A car is such a poor person thing to do...



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lol everyone little asian i see driving subarus gets effed in the winter, cars parked in the ditch cuz they cant manage through the roads here. Also i feel like you made #1. up.

[Brendan]

Why don't you just get a jeep dude?

Not fast

[Cryptonic]

Not fast

you need something sizable so you can fit two 12s in the back

[Brendan]

you need something sizable so you can fit two 12s in the back

I'm not black

[BrockSamson]

lol everyone little asian i see driving subarus gets effed in the winter, cars parked in the ditch cuz they cant manage through the roads here. Also i feel like you made #1. up.

Large white-driving Subaru population here in this part of ohio…not asian. There are much better severe weather/off-road cars on the market…much better…but in terms of overall utility in the price range, subaru forester xt has no competition.

First thing Brendan should do is figure out what exactly he needs in a car, and Frog is right when he says its a depreciating asset. Get what you need, maximize utility, and don't sink money into something you don't need.

[Frog]

[QUOTE=Bunny;411431 Also i feel like you made #1. up.[/QUOTE]
Lol! You're going to have me scouring the interwebz to find that one statistic I read years ago. If I'm not back in 24 hours I'll have either gone insane from this mad quest or abandoned all hope and celebrating New Years in Vegas.



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[Bunny]

Lol! You're going to have me scouring the interwebz to find that one statistic I read years ago. If I'm not back in 24 hours I'll have either gone insane from this mad quest or abandoned all hope and celebrating New Years in Vegas.



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haha no need to waste your time. i mean I understand certain subarus, like maybe a suv type one. But the little cars are no good.

[BrockSamson]

The hp4 is the only motorcycle in the world with launch control. It's pretty cool.

If you are going to be a useful member of society, please do not get a motorcycle. The dangers outweigh the benefits. When smart/useful people die on motorcycles we all lose.

[Brendan]

If you are going to be a useful member of society, please do not get a motorcycle. The dangers outweigh the benefits. When smart/useful people die on motorcycles we all lose.

Lol ok mom

[Helz]

If you are going to be a useful member of society, please do not get a motorcycle. The dangers outweigh the benefits. When smart/useful people die on motorcycles we all lose.

Everyone has to die someday. I figure doing something fun and reckless is a grand way to go out.

I second frogs last comment. Take that 30k, use 10 for a car and put 20 down on a house. You will thank yourself in a few years for not pissing away your money.