Necroplant AMA

[Necroplant]

Since everyone who has done an AMA has such an inflated ego, I thought I'd be the next!

Ask me anything! Circlejerk questions will be reported to mods ASAP for infractions.

[Glip]

Do you believe I have an inflated ego? :*(

Why do you troll?

[Necroplant]

Isn't that what AMA threads are for? "Ask me anything, I'm important!"

[Necroplant]

OH, to answer your question: I troll because it makes me giggle.

[Ash]

Are you homosexual?
Do you still think about incest with your cousin?
Why do you have pedo bear in your signature? I assume you admire him and look up to him?
Necroplant, do you regret being a "troll"?
Do you regret being on the kick-vote list for your crimes?
If there were no punishment for crimes, would you still do mafia crimes?

If any of these questions offend you, tell me and I might edit it out.

[Glip]

Isn't that what AMA threads are for? "Ask me anything, I'm important!"

I see them more as just a way of inviting open and interesting questions about one another that allow us to get to know the other person. It's also interesting to see what questions people ask and think through the answers to them. Whether or not the people making the AMAs are important would be up to us to decide.

Why the name "Necroplant"?

[oops_ur_dead]

Why do you hate alcohol?

[Necroplant]

Are you homosexual?
Do you still think about incest with your cousin?
Why do you have pedo bear in your signature? I assume you admire him and look up to him?
Necroplant, do you regret being a "troll"?
Do you regret being on the kick-vote list for your crimes?
If there were no punishment for crimes, would you still do mafia crimes?

If any of these questions offend you, tell me and I might edit it out.

I don't know how to multi-quote, so I'll answer yours first, Ash. No, I'm not homosexual. Yes I do like my cousin, but it's never meant to be. Someone locked my signature rights and put the Pedobear image there, I can't change it. I don't regret being a troll, it's part of my online personality! I love kickvote list, I wish I could stay here forever. I wouldn't gamethrow every single day, because that's not fair. Once a week if I were allowed. As in once = a whole 24 hours.

Glip: I'm into gardening and plants, and I needed a unique username, so I came up with Necroplant. It seems to flow, and I use it as my username in everything, including online job applications and my Canada Revenue Agency account.

oops_ur_dead: I like beer, but I don't have a big social life right now. Never been into drinking much, and any party I've been to is "BYOB", and you know how people age 19-29 are like: guarding their fucking 24 like an armored truck. Get your own fuckin' beer! Also, I prefer smoking weed, but it's a bitch getting weed because you have to know people who can connect you, and you have to pray that the dealer is willing to take the risk of accepting you as a client. Most dealers I've had weren't willing to accept me. Maybe I seemed too square, and they thought I was a cop. I was never good at the STUPID HANDSHAKES or various lingo.

[Brendan]

Are you retarded?
How do you not know how to multi-quote?
This is an AMA which is an acronym for: Ask Me Anything which encompasses "circle jerk" questions.
Do you know what an acronym is?
What is your real name?
inb4 ignored

[Ash]

oops_ur_dead: I like beer, but I don't have a big social life right now. Never been into drinking much, and any party I've been to is "BYOB", and you know how people age 19-29 are like: guarding their fucking 24 like an armored truck. Get your own fuckin' beer! Also, I prefer smoking weed, but it's a bitch getting weed because you have to know people who can connect you, and you have to pray that the dealer is willing to take the risk of accepting you as a client. Most dealers I've had weren't willing to accept me. Maybe I seemed too square, and they thought I was a cop. I was never good at the STUPID HANDSHAKES or various lingo.

lmfao @ last sentence. So you're saying that you buy weed from illegal dealers?? No reason why they won't accept you if it's legal to sell in Canada, right? lol. dunno srry i dont live in canada.
when was the first time you tried weed?
do u enjoy living in canada?
has oops visited you yet? I heard he lives near you

[Orpz]

On a scale of 1 to -kick, how much does the average Mafia player know/hate you?

[ika]

On a scale of 1 to -kick, how much does the average Mafia player know/hate you?

i think i can answer that one orpz

on that scale its -ban for ppl who know him

and -kick-1 for hating him. in every game theres at least one person who says hes ok. (like us XD)

[ika]

necro why do you have a grudge against the ittalian names in maifa? (ironicly they seems to flip maf 99% of the time when necro is mayor)
what is your favorite and least favoirte role?
if we could meet would you meet me?
have you ever thought about being a keeper? (i wonder if rap would even consider your application)

[Jim]

For you is being homless a lifestyle or an ocupation.

[Brendan]

(i wonder if rap would even consider your application)

no

[Necroplant]

lmfao @ last sentence. So you're saying that you buy weed from illegal dealers?? No reason why they won't accept you if it's legal to sell in Canada, right? lol. dunno srry i dont live in canada.
when was the first time you tried weed?
do u enjoy living in canada?
has oops visited you yet? I heard he lives near you

Ash your questions are so dumb, but I'll answer them all in one. The dealers face three years prison time minimum, no conditional sentences. They are the true heroes. The first time I tried weed was grade 11 in 2002, and it was such a trippy experience for me personally. I don't like living in Canada for various reasons, including the wagon burners I have to co-exist with. Oops and I have not been acquainted yet. Wish he knew dealers.

Orpz, on average whenever I start a game there are two kickvotes needed to complete the votekick.

Ika, a girl I briefly dated one summer was going to Italy for an exchange trip, and I knew she was going to be fucked/seduced by some suave Italian. Favorite role: mayor. Least favorite: doctor. If we met in real life, as long as you weren't a tax-stealing wagon burner I'm cool. Being a keeper involves some hard work, and a lot more mod ass-kissing than I do right now (meaning I've reported laggers to show committment to change).

Mintberry, did you know a lot of homeless people actually have apartments? There was a woman in Toronto who got rich from panhandling, and she lived in an apartment with a big-screen TV and shit. The NYPD cop that gave nice shoes to that homeless guy this Christmas? The guy sold the shoes I think I read. They later confirmed that he has an apartment, and he is entitled to VA benefits. Homeless people have a lot of options to get back on their feet, which is reassuring to those of us who may get Jewed one day.

[ika]

If we met in real life, as long as you weren't a tax-stealing wagon burner I'm cool.

i am not that kind of guy. i am at community collage right now with a job (30+ worth of work)

[Ash]

i'm not sure how my questions are dumb, maybe the canada one and the homo question.

are you still a baker? Whatever happened to that bakery store? lol

[Necroplant]

i'm not sure how my questions are dumb, maybe the canada one and the homo question.

are you still a baker? Whatever happened to that bakery store? lol

I'm still working there. This one is WORSE than the one I worked at before. So I'm not even going to give two weeks' notice when I leave, just drop off my uniform and locker key with a note. I really, really hate my managers. I wish it were legal to assault certain women, because honestly (you'll admit I'm right), some bitches need a broken nose. I said SOME, not all.

I am enforcing the rule of the Suffragette Movement, which is women should be able to perform labor-intensive tasks including using a stepladder to reach high shelves. Also I have become a bit more racist inside...there is an East Indian woman I work with, and it makes me think why the fuck we let people into the country if they're going to perform so horribly at their job.

I'm going to get a call from Target Canada this week telling me if I got the job or not. Considering I was the only one dressed appropriately for the interview, I think I have a good chance.

[Jim]

Uhh Necro I belive that being homeless means that you are homless not a panhandler who dresses like you are homeless.

[Jim]

Uhh Necro I belive that being homeless means that you are homeless not a panhandler who dresses like you are homeless.

[Admiral]

Please answer Mints question. I would also like to know why you are a filthy bum.

[Brendan]

Lol he's ignoring my questions.