Re: YEARLY REMINDER

[Spy]

Move the fuck over, Plato. A real Frenchman just entered the forums.

Where?

[Spy]

Um ok.... so what is this. Are you guys all in a group of elephant sounds?

[Spy]

Hair salon receptionists are stupid.

I mean seriously... so I went into a quite high-end hair salon. The receptionist gave me the price list and I said, "Wow, I think you are the most expensive hair salon in Oxford." She quickly turned her head and took the price list from me. "Oh, okay." And quickly removed eye contact.

SO RUDE. Bad attitude. I just objectively said that your hair salon was the most expensive... doesn't mean I can't afford it, bitch.

I raised my voice so that everyone in the salon could hear me and said, "Um, give me back the price list. What are you doing? I just made an objective statement. I never said I wasn't going to consider it. Book me this Friday. Bye." (Yes, I mentioned objective statement yet again in the forums.)

[CaressMeTenderly]

im
applying
to
Cornell University
UCSB
Dartmouth College
UCLA
Harvard College
Middlebury College
UCSD
Reed College
Vanderbilt University
Wesleyan University
Williams College

[Spy]

wat
college

im
applying
to
Cornell University
UCSB
Dartmouth College
UCLA
Harvard College
Middlebury College
UCSD
Reed College
Vanderbilt University
Wesleyan University
Williams College

Don't tell us which colleges you are applying to. Tell us when you actually graduated from Harvard. (I guess Cornell is okay, too, but Harvard is minimum if you want me to not ignore you from now on.)

[Spy]

College is a place to get educated. LMAO. I think I am going to laugh until I pee my pants.

DR, College is definitely NOT a place to get educated. Come to me, I can educate you.

[Spy]

Ok I guess I was a bit mean. I guess my professors did learn a bit from me.

[Spy]

I didn't say the college or its staff educates you, but you get educated at the college. There's a difference.

Just like cutting both your legs off before throwing you into the middle of the Libyan desert right now educates you.