Day 1: First Blood

[FM Indiana Jones]

By the way, I'm vigilante. I'm going to shoot FM Inspector Cluseau tonight, and if he doesn't die, he's scum.

WHY DID YOU CLAIM?????????????


WHY?

[FM Kermit]

Yo this seems legit

-vote FM Watson

[FM Yoda]

By the way, I'm vigilante. I'm going to shoot FM Inspector Cluseau tonight, and if he doesn't die, he's scum.

Twisted by the Dark Side, young Hood has become.

[FM Robin Hood]

WHY DID YOU CLAIM?????????????


WHY?

Shh! You're ruining my strategy!

[FM Animal]

Please to into the setup and read rule number 2. Thank you.

[Insert quote about SK wanting GF dead]


Since scum all win together, the SK wants to kill the GF? What kind of logic is that? That seems like a scum trying to defend his partner.

I am posting, am I not?

[FM Captain Obvious]

-vote FM Watson

[FM Animal]

-vote FM Watson

I doubt we will ever get 41, but let us find out!

[FM King Arthur]

Didst thou mean Pinkie Pie in this post?

https://www.sc2mafia.com/forum/showth...l=1#post252882

Watson did speaketh before that moment. Yet, if Watson turns out to be anything other than godfather, then thine theory doth not hold up anyway.

By the way, I'm vigilante. I'm going to shoot FM Inspector Cluseau tonight, and if he doesn't die, he's scum.

Why doth thee lie about mechanicks? No scum hath any kind of night immunity against vigilante shots.

[FM Gandalf]

That's a stupid strategy when all scum can win together in this setup.

Oof. I swear, I've read the rules thread at least 10 times. And somehow I never caught that.

Yes, sorry, please to ignore me. Unless the scum is as stupid as I am.

[FM King Arthur]

The gaoler shalt have plenty of time to imprison the vile Watson in the unfortunate event that he doth not get lynched and he hath no limit on his number of executions. Worry not. The wicked shall be punished.

[FM Jack Sparrow]

Oof. I swear, I've read the rules thread at least 10 times. And somehow I never caught that.

Yes, sorry, please to ignore me. Unless the scum is as stupid as I am.

This is a lie! No one needs the rules, like ever!

[FM The Terminator]

So there was indeed a night beforehand? I suppose I shall pay greater attention to today's happenings then.
Is it true that we require 41 votes to lynch? If this was corrected by the mighty mod, please inform me.

He says he missed night one. There was no SK kill. Hmm...

[FM Jack Sparrow]

Lol i meant reads! Oh my God! Run to the netherlands and get high! Asap!

[FM Animal]

He says he missed night one. There was no SK kill. Hmm...

Why would I say this If I am a murderer? I am no dimwit.

[FM King Arthur]

He says he missed night one. There was no SK kill. Hmm...

Nor any roleblocks or witched claims. I believe twould be safe to assume that a fair number of people didst not see the first night post, for the imminent beginning of the game was not fresh in their minds.

Stop repeating this as an argument, for it is a foolish one.

[FM The Terminator]

Nor any roleblocks or witched claims. I believe twould be safe to assume that a fair number of people didst not see the first night post, for the imminent beginning of the game was not fresh in their minds.

Stop repeating this as an argument, for it is a foolish one.

>repeating
>said it once

I'm still looking for any claims at all. I'm finding hard to believe that the witch, the escort, and the consort ALL missed the start of night.

[FM King Arthur]

>repeating
>said it once

I'm still looking for any claims at all. I'm finding hard to believe that the witch, the escort, and the consort ALL missed the start of night.

I'm not certain by whom, but it has been brought up repeatedly that missing roleblocks, witching feedback and kill (+heal) supposedly imply that evil players were targeted. But it is not necessarily so, especially in this case. Tis very possible for people to have missed the first night and FM Animal be the living proof of it. And then there is the possibility that some think it wiser to keep that information to themselves to catch someone in a lie. Which doth not work I might add, considering all evil will be much more inclined to claim citizen.

Even if evil did get targeted by some powers, there would be nothing for us to unveil without a doctor or escort claim that would be monstrously stupid at this point. And unannounced consort roleblocks and witchings are completely untraceable.

So let it rest.

[FM Mr T]

guize i was roleblocked healed and witched.

[FM Master Chef]

guize i was roleblocked healed and witched.

no...

btw whoever doesnt vote watson = scum

[FM The Joker]

Why Watson?

[FM Master Chef]

Why Watson?

ur scum. u fell into my trap u alien phag

[FM Yoda]

Why Watson?

Sherlock.

[FM Master Chef]

Why Watson?

u shud get an avatar

yosemite sam claimed sheriff and said watson = evil. so we are lynching watson

[FM Mr T]

no...

btw whoever doesnt vote watson = scum

yes, actually.. you country bumpkin piss ant.

[FM Master Chef]

yes, actually.. you country bumpkin piss ant.

what are the chances of 3 niggers using their actions on the same person? tell me nigger.
thats ur homework

[FM King Arthur]

what are the chances of 3 niggers using their actions on the same person? tell me nigger.
thats ur homework

Twould mean four, for both the serial killer and the doctor would have to have visited the man with the strange haircut.

[FM Locutus]

-vote FM Watson

Interesting reveal. I'm eager to see how Watson defends himself.
There are 3 people who haven't posted as of yet, as well as many others with just a few posts of 'greeting'

[FM Mr T]

what are the chances of 3 niggers using their actions on the same person? tell me nigger.
thats ur homework

Quit yo jibber-jabber.

[FM Master Chef]

[FM Prince Thrakhath]

I staple tape worms from my penis. The brain worms suck the juice from your fetus.

Ya fookin' faggot.

[FM Yoda]

Ya fookin' faggot.

Quit yo jibber-jabber.

Brothers, these two are.

[FM Prince Thrakhath]

Brothers, these two are.

My dick, you will suck.

Fookin' faggot, I swear on me mum I will fook your arse up.

[FM Mr T]

[FM Col Jack ONeill]

-vote FM Watson

My only meaningful post of the day!

[FM Yoda]

My dick, you will suck.

Fookin' faggot, I swear on me mum I will fook your arse up.

Stupid wookie.

Sleep now, the time is to.

[FM Mr T]

-vote FM Master Chef

[FM Prince Thrakhath]

-vote FM Watson

My only meaningful post of the day!

Take a knife and shove it down your fookin' throat.

[Inspector Cluseau]

OK, I have returned from my journey. If you all could just summarize your current stances on things so I don't have to read through all of this shit, that'd be great.

[FM Mr T]

Take a knife and shove it down your fookin' throat.

along with my dick

[Forum Mafia GM]

OK, I'm only going to say this once. Just because this is a FM, doesn't mean forum rules can be ignored. Drop the language please.

[FM Yoda]

OK, I have returned from my journey. If you all could just summarize your current stances on things so I don't have to read through all of this shit, that'd be great.

Watson is evil, Sheriff claims.

[FM Master Chef]

]OK, [/SIZE]I have returned from my journey. If you all could just summarize your current stances on things so I don't have to read through all of this shit, that'd be great.

OK, I'm only going to say this once. Just because this is a FM, doesn't mean forum rules can be ignored. Drop the language please.

another pair of brothers

[Inspector Cluseau]

another pair of brothers

[FM Prince Thrakhath]

OK, I'm only going to say this once. Just because this is a FM, doesn't mean forum rules can be ignored. Drop the language please.

So we can say other stuff, just not nigger?

(Not being a smart ass, just not beating around the bush)

[Forum Mafia GM]

So we can say other stuff, just not nigger?

(Not being a smart ass, just not beating around the bush)

With the exception of when you said this is a nice game and you voting master chef, you can check all your other posts for examples of things I frown on.

[FM Mr T]

OK, I'm only going to say this once. Just because this is a FM, doesn't mean forum rules can be ignored. Drop the language please.

I'm sorry, i should have said penis.*

[FM Master Chef]

With the exception of when you said this is a nice game and you voting master chef, you can check all your other posts for examples of things I frown on.

chief*
get my name right.

[FM Col Jack ONeill]

chief*
get my name right.

But then who will cook for us?

[FM Master Chef]

But then who will cook for us?

cookie monster will share his cookies.
if he doesnt, we lynch him

[FM Michigan J Frog]

imo, MasterChef >> Master Chief. Chef Gordon Ramsay is kind of a baws. Also did you see that blind girl win the last season MasterChef? So. Inspiring.

-vote FM Watson

I'm willing to sheep the sheriff claimer even though I still find Kermit the most suspicious based on general day actions.