How desperate are you?

[creedkingsx]

Well?

[Bunny]

this wouldnt be thaat bad.

[CmG]

You don't get it. It's horror for Greed since he has a hairy ass!

[Bunny]

lol gross! why wouldn't you just rip some off and fold it over and then there's no more sticky part

[creedkingsx]

-.-
lolno

I cant even stand using cheap toilet paper.

[Bunny]

-.-
lolno

I cant even stand using cheap toilet paper.

lol well of course not! people buy cheap toilet paper?

[creedkingsx]

lol well of course not! people buy cheap toilet paper?

My point exactly. :P

[CmG]

nice post greed
[22:36:10] CmG: so
[22:36:20] CmG: you have a hairy butt ?
[22:36:56] creedkingx: duck tape hurts no matter what
[22:37:42] CmG: yeah.. right
[22:37:55] CmG: wait what?
[22:38:31] creedkingx: lol

[Bunny]

i feel like having a hairy butt would be more uncomfortable than the whole duck tape incident

[RookRanger]

just come back
read this
has nothing else to say
goes under the radar again

[Ash]

i like having a hairy butt

wow wtf nasty

[Bunny]

wow wtf nasty

that'd be gross if i did, i'm glad i dont!

[Ash]

that'd be gross if i did, i'm glad i dont!

how come you're not retaliating by spitting flame?

[Bunny]

how come you're not retaliating by spitting flame?

lol i'm a white blonde girl, why would i have a hairy butt! common knowledge that doesn't need to be fought!

[pebrock]

With my hairy white ass not that desperate.

[Necroplant]

Is Bunny a troll, or a real girl?

Show us your panties.

[Jim]

O no Crypt is gonna E-beat you up now!

[Jr4life24]

Is Bunny a troll, or a real girl?

Show us your panties.

Bunny is Crypt's gf, Or so they say :P

[Necroplant]

Bunny is Crypt's gf, Or so they say :P

I'm gonna get my girlfriend to join the site. You guys, she's really hot.

[Fatalis]

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Doesn't have a girlfriend

[pebrock]

I'm gonna get my girlfriend to join the site. You guys, she's really hot.

Aw you going to make a fake account too? How cute.

[Ash]

I'm gonna get my girlfriend to join the site. You guys, she's really hot.

You're probably a kid that only says she is hot because she is going to be your only girlfriend lmfao

[EagleMan]

Don't make me get my boyfriend on here guys.

Also there is a variety of ways to remedy this situation.

One, as has already been suggested, use the nonsticky side. However, I do not know the efficacy of this solution. Perhaps the texture would still remain unbearable. It requires testing. I will not oblige.

Two. Why cannot one simply walk to another stall? Did you have explosive diarrhea and it is literally everywhere? If you get up and walk a few steps it's not like it'll be on your underwear now, it'll just feel a bit uncomfortable, but the end result will be the same as any other time.

Three. If one is truly desperate and feels these other two options are not viable, one can treat their socks and underwear as disposable, using them to wipe and then ferry ones self back on home to replenish the wardrobe and probably take a shower.

Last but not least, four. Be alpha. Do not wipe at all. Wear that stench proudly and if anyone looks disgusted by it proclaim loudly that you are in touch with your ancestors. You should not feel embarrassed. They should be the ones who feel embarrassed! Immediately confront all relevant employees in the area who failed to stock the bathroom with toilet paper and loudly proclaim that your crap covered bottom is their fault. It is at this point you undress, throw your underwear in their face to teach them a lesson to always keep the toilet paper stocked, then you walk out with your head high with your shirt, socks and shoes on with your pants thrown over your shoulder, maintaining intense unbreaking eye contact with anyone in front of you that is looking at you.

[Bunny]

Lol yes I am real and yes crypt is my fiancée and were getting married in 4 weeks so only panties for him!

[RookRanger]

bunny is real
head vigilante's final word on the matter
and eagle man you just confuse me

[Ash]

Last but not least, four. Be alpha. Do not wipe at all. Wear that stench proudly and if anyone looks disgusted by it proclaim loudly that you are in touch with your ancestors. You should not feel embarrassed. They should be the ones who feel embarrassed! Immediately confront all relevant employees in the area who failed to stock the bathroom with toilet paper and loudly proclaim that your crap covered bottom is their fault. It is at this point you undress, throw your underwear in their face to teach them a lesson to always keep the toilet paper stocked, then you walk out with your head high with your shirt, socks and shoes on with your pants thrown over your shoulder, maintaining intense unbreaking eye contact with anyone in front of you that is looking at you.

And this is the part where people take you for a psycho

[EagleMan]

bunny is real
head vigilante's final word on the matter
and eagle man you just confuse me

I used elements of the English language that only those who have reached the zenith of comprehension could possibly comprehend. I painted a moving picture with words, a silhouette of imagery, a statue that could express a thousand countenances all in one glance, a concrete block of words that would crush and obliterate anyone not prepared to bear the weight of its power.

[tiloup1441]

I used elements of the English language that only those who have reached the zenith of comprehension could possibly comprehend. I painted a moving picture with words, a silhouette of imagery, a statue that could express a thousand countenances all in one glance, a concrete block of words that would crush and obliterate anyone not prepared to bear the weight of its power.

reported i got contact with the fbi enjoy ban from Earth

[RookRanger]

I used elements of the English language that only those who have reached the zenith of comprehension could possibly comprehend. I painted a moving picture with words, a silhouette of imagery, a statue that could express a thousand countenances all in one glance, a concrete block of words that would crush and obliterate anyone not prepared to bear the weight of its power.

no none of that
your called eagle man
yet you have a avatar of a girl
you have a BF
and on meet the staff thread it says "hes a wiki fixing machine"
and this is why im confused
are you a boy or a girl?
and just for old time sake
you paint images with words cool
i paint images with my gun