S-FM 339: ?KRC, M-FM edition

[FM-Tesseract]

no he just openly said that if I were mafia then I would absolutely know that they're town

as highlighted in the teal part earlier:



and he didn't consider anything else about my post (which mentioned the possibility of multiple factions!) fwiw so this is clearly a TMI slip

My attorneys have advised me that I have the right to remain silent. For this reason, I will keep my trap shut and offer limited opinions and the cops will probably come after my ass cuz I have a nice ass (i didn't say so, my attorney did).


My lawyers indicate that I am in a larger pain than you are

[FM-Mr Pain]

Yes? What is it?
176 posts into the game was the first time something got your attention, and it's something that I could see being worrisome to a Mafia in case all those 3 slots are Town. I didn't even call you a scum, I just pointed it out. So what's the problem here?

because you slipped that this is a town vs mafia game

only way your reason of "a Mafia in your position wouldn't like it either in a scenario where Forsaken is correct about Comrade and BB" could even remotely make a valid point in this context

otherwise I as "mafia" would have no knowledge what-so-ever as to who's town; only who's not-mafia

[FM-Chad Knight]

@FM-Chad Knight
Oh no lost gold? I don't remember him saying anything of the sort in the thread. Are you guys in a private chat?

Well im back, discord woke me up, and i just lose 2000 gold.

whoever said me thinking this was a bad idea was unnatural can go suck it

going to sleep for real now

Post number eighty-six.

[FM-Tesseract]

I'm softing Reality Bender.

My attorneys have advised me that I have the right to remain silent. For this reason, I will keep my trap shut and offer limited opinions and the cops will probably come after my ass cuz I have a nice ass (i didn't say so, my attorney did).

Read my first post. Reality is an illusion. The universe is a hologram. BUY GOLD, BYE!

[FM-Comrade PickleRadish]

I'm softing Reality Bender.

but Tesseract was already breadcrumbing bending reality in his long ass leftist-meme of an intro post. But then again, Tesseract was breadcrumbing for a number of possible roles and/or mechanics. Very low chance theres two of that same role.

[FM-Mr Pain]

also it was a terrible cheap-shot post

[FM-Tesseract]

DAMN YOU I WANTED FIRST!

My attorneys have advised me that I have the right to remain silent. For this reason, I will keep my trap shut and offer limited opinions and the cops will probably come after my ass cuz I have a nice ass (i didn't say so, my attorney did).

It was advised to me by my team of highly-staffed individuals that we should eat you last. We like Sushi and Sous Vide. Which one do you prefer?

[FM-Tesseract]

I’m rich!

My attorneys have advised me that I have the right to remain silent. For this reason, I will keep my trap shut and offer limited opinions and the cops will probably come after my ass cuz I have a nice ass (i didn't say so, my attorney did).

Rich dad? Are you the guy whose book I read? Thanks for the money, it will not end my suffering for riches are not measured in monetary values.

[FM-Chad Knight]

because you slipped that this is a town vs mafia game

only way your reason of "a Mafia in your position wouldn't like it either in a scenario where Forsaken is correct about Comrade and BB" could even remotely make a valid point in this context

otherwise I as "mafia" would have no knowledge what-so-ever as to who's town; only who's not-mafia

I recall this setup runs with a confirmed majority faction and at least one confirmed minority- but not necessarily a faction. However, I find it unlikely that there would not be a majority scum faction in this game considering the high player count. I cannot imagine a fulfilling game where we are faced with only a mass amount of third party individuals.

[FM-Tesseract]

This is probably really REALLY stupid, but so is the setup so im going for it

I recieved 200 gold last night. No where does my rolecard mention, use, or even infer the use of a currency such as gold (g) so some sort of role is giving out gold.

For what purpose, and if thats good or not, only time will tell

My attorneys have advised me that I have the right to remain silent. For this reason, I will keep my trap shut and offer limited opinions and the cops will probably come after my ass cuz I have a nice ass (i didn't say so, my attorney did).


ohno! Imagine getting gold, enjoy the booby trap! We advise you to dispose of the smuggled goods immediately!

[FM-Chad Knight]

I recall this setup runs with a confirmed majority faction and at least one confirmed minority- but not necessarily a faction. However, I find it unlikely that there would not be a majority scum faction in this game considering the high player count. I cannot imagine a fulfilling game where we are faced with only a mass amount of third party individuals.

Excuse me, this thought was not as coherent as I would have wished it to be. I will amend my statement.

I find it unlikely that there would not be an informed minority scum faction in this game.

[FM-Tesseract]

We live in a communist regime. Slava!

My attorneys have advised me that I have the right to remain silent. For this reason, I will keep my trap shut and offer limited opinions and the cops will probably come after my ass cuz I have a nice ass (i didn't say so, my attorney did).

My team and I hereby inform you that you are welcome to defect to our land. Join us to win.

[FM-Chad Knight]

My attorneys have advised me that I have the right to remain silent. For this reason, I will keep my trap shut and offer limited opinions and the cops will probably come after my ass cuz I have a nice ass (i didn't say so, my attorney did).


ohno! Imagine getting gold, enjoy the booby trap! We advise you to dispose of the smuggled goods immediately!

Please do not comment on every post from the beginning of the day.

[FM-Comrade PickleRadish]

Now anyways, I want to buy that piece of art off of you, Purple. 1000 gold.

[FM-Tesseract]

Agree to disagree then. It's not something I'm super confident in, but I consider myself good with fast reads and like to get content out quickly, even if it isn't the most agreeable or won't convince others.

My attorneys have advised me that I have the right to remain silent. For this reason, I will keep my trap shut and offer limited opinions and the cops will probably come after my ass cuz I have a nice ass (i didn't say so, my attorney did).

We require more evidence of your dancing for you to prove your innocence. Please provide it within 12 hours. Thank you. I am a hot shot lawyer.

[FM-Tesseract]

Then you should give one to Pepsi for the vote in #44 too?

My attorneys have advised me that I have the right to remain silent. For this reason, I will keep my trap shut and offer limited opinions and the cops will probably come after my ass cuz I have a nice ass (i didn't say so, my attorney did).

Our evidence uncovered... something.

[FM-Chad Knight]

@FM-Purple

How did you come across that work of art?

[FM-Tesseract]

Now anyways, I want to buy that piece of art off of you, Purple. 1000 gold.

My attorneys have advised me that I have the right to remain silent. For this reason, I will keep my trap shut and offer limited opinions and the cops will probably come after my ass cuz I have a nice ass (i didn't say so, my attorney did).

Don't be cheap. Pay more!

[FM-Kitty Cat Dance]

I think im going to go to bed soon. Goodnight

[FM-Comrade PickleRadish]

@FM-Purple

Still want to buy that piece of art.

[FM-Purple]

Now anyways, I want to buy that piece of art off of you, Purple. 1000 gold.

done

[FM-Tesseract]

Please do not comment on every post from the beginning of the day.

Please recognize that I must do this for town to win. I let my attorney team peace out for this one. It is a curse I am not happy with, but I will WORK MY FUCKING ASS OFF FOR MY TOWN. WHo pays my bills? It is my trownmates. I am required to do what I do and the alternative is that I give up on town. I aint doing that. So deal with it.

[FM-Tesseract]

done

My attorneys have advised me that I have the right to remain silent. For this reason, I will keep my trap shut and offer limited opinions and the cops will probably come after my ass cuz I have a nice ass (i didn't say so, my attorney did).
It has come to our attention that some individuals utilize insufficient evidence in court. Step up your game.

[FM-Comrade PickleRadish]

done

Please doing business with ya. If this is a con, I'm voting you, but if not, I have just one question: were you informed that you possessed the painting?

[FM-Purple]

@FM-Purple

How did you come across that work of art?

I got it before game started. I dont know the use of it but I suspect there are people that have a use for it, so I'm gonna sell it.

[FM-Its SOMETHING]

no he just openly said that if I were mafia then I would absolutely know that they're town

as highlighted in the teal part earlier:

If you're town, by any chance whatsoever, consider my observation of you as coming from a town. Do you seriously not see the validity of that read?

I guess this utter lack of self-awareness is a villa trait. But I sort of felt like my concern could've been a hit and this could be a acting-dumb wolf.

and he didn't consider anything else about my post (which mentioned the possibility of multiple factions!) fwiw so this is clearly a TMI slip

For complete transparency: I didn't read a lot of your "mechanics discussion" posts because of their utter irrelevance in my eyes.

[FM-Mr Pain]

Huh.

after thinking this through in a couple of ways

I can't imagine any universe where the hypothetical interaction of you giving me "Huh." and I respond with something because of that "Huh." is somehow meaningful to you

so I am noting this down as a scumread for later once SOMETHING is gone

[FM-Tesseract]

I think im going to go to bed soon. Goodnight

I have been told that attorney privilege entitles me to join. Sorry, that was an awful joke, but I hope I made you laugh.
My attorneys have advised me that I have the right to remain silent. For this reason, I will keep my trap shut and offer limited opinions and the cops will probably come after my ass cuz I have a nice ass (i didn't say so, my attorney did).

[FM-Tesseract]

after thinking this through in a couple of ways

I can't imagine any universe where the hypothetical interaction of you giving me "Huh." and I respond with something because of that "Huh." is somehow meaningful to you

so I am noting this down as a scumread for later once SOMETHING is gone

My attorneys have advised me that I have the right to remain silent. For this reason, I will keep my trap shut and offer limited opinions and the cops will probably come after my ass cuz I have a nice ass (i didn't say so, my attorney did).

My lawyers advise that all truths are lies.

[FM-Tesseract]

I got it before game started. I dont know the use of it but I suspect there are people that have a use for it, so I'm gonna sell it.

My attorneys have advised me that I have the right to remain silent. For this reason, I will keep my trap shut and offer limited opinions and the cops will probably come after my ass cuz I have a nice ass (i didn't say so, my attorney did).
Do not falsify

[FM-Chad Knight]

I got it before game started. I dont know the use of it but I suspect there are people that have a use for it, so I'm gonna sell it.

I do imagine that the person buying the work for 1000 gold would indeed have something to do with it.

I am worried now that this fence is not acting within the interests of the town. My vote is already placed and it will remain.

[FM-Tesseract]

@FM-Purple

Still want to buy that piece of art.

My attorneys have advised me that I have the right to remain silent. For this reason, I will keep my trap shut and offer limited opinions and the cops will probably come after my ass cuz I have a nice ass (i didn't say so, my attorney did).

Our receiving department is open.

[FM-Comrade PickleRadish]

I got it before game started. I dont know the use of it but I suspect there are people that have a use for it, so I'm gonna sell it.

On Post #170, you were the only one to correctly see through my Intentionally Insistent and Misleading Terminology to guess my role name. You probably know its use to a man like me.

[FM-Tesseract]

I think im going to go to bed soon. Goodnight

My attorneys have advised me that I have the right to remain silent. For this reason, I will keep my trap shut and offer limited opinions and the cops will probably come after my ass cuz I have a nice ass (i didn't say so, my attorney did).

May I (and my lawyer) join?

[FM-Tesseract]

@FM-Purple

How did you come across that work of art?

My attorneys have advised me that I have the right to remain silent. For this reason, I will keep my trap shut and offer limited opinions and the cops will probably come after my ass cuz I have a nice ass (i didn't say so, my attorney did).

Please discuss this matter through proper court channels.

[FM-Purple]

I bought a Poison Blowdart, to kill scummy people tonight.

[FM-Its SOMETHING]

blah blah ok sure buddy, this is an anonymous game. For all I know, this could just be your second game. I got a lot to say.

fwiw, the way they claimed they "trapped" dancing cat, I think the latter is more probable.

[FM-Tesseract]

also it was a terrible cheap-shot post

My attorneys have advised me that I have the right to remain silent. For this reason, I will keep my trap shut and offer limited opinions and the cops will probably come after my ass cuz I have a nice ass (i didn't say so, my attorney did).


I was advised by my attorneys to inform you that I, on the other hand, am not cheap. Look at all this gold I acquired ;)

[FM-Chad Knight]

Considering that we all have received 2000 gold, I would have no problem believing that you received a painting at the beginning of the game as well. That is, I would if you had claimed that you received a painting at the same time that you received the gold.

Why did you decide to claim one acquisition, but not the other? @FM-Purple

For a frame of reference:

I also confirm getting 2000, which means it was not someone or they'd be dead.

It must be a mechanic by the host.

[FM-CBI Agent]

My attorneys have advised me that I have the right to remain silent. For this reason, I will keep my trap shut and offer limited opinions and the cops will probably come after my ass cuz I have a nice ass (i didn't say so, my attorney did).

Please discuss this matter through proper court channels.

I see no other channels other than thread, do you see more?

[FM-Tesseract]

fwiw, the way they claimed they "trapped" dancing cat, I think the latter is more probable.

My attorneys have advised me that I have the right to remain silent. For this reason, I will keep my trap shut and offer limited opinions and the cops will probably come after my ass cuz I have a nice ass (i didn't say so, my attorney did).

That resembles a tactic my lawyer employs! Are you scum?!

[FM-Purple]

Considering that we all have received 2000 gold, I would have no problem believing that you received a painting at the beginning of the game as well. That is, I would if you had claimed that you received a painting at the same time that you received the gold.

Why did you decide to claim one acquisition, but not the other? @FM-Purple

For a frame of reference:

Cause I didn't want to.

[FM-Comrade PickleRadish]

fwiw, the way they claimed they "trapped" dancing cat, I think the latter is more probable.

in what post did i claim that purple "trapped" dancing cat?

[FM-Chad Knight]

Cause I didn't want to.

You just did not feel like it? Can you understand why I find that answer fairly unsatisfactory?

[FM-Tesseract]

I see no other channels other than thread, do you see more?

I knew you were coming for me, Cannabis agent. I have been threatened by a powerful cartel to do things I do not wish to... speak... to. I have no channels, I am the Chad in this game, and I must live so i can continue the smuggling of the truths into this town. Unfortunately, restrictions apply.

[FM-Earless Artiste]

Ruhroh

-vote FM-Mr Pain

I don't like your avatar. But, if I do say so myself, mine is clearly the work of a great artist!

[FM-Purple]

You just did not feel like it? Can you understand why I find that answer fairly unsatisfactory?

Yah I did not feel like it to claim my belongings. Your satisfaction is not my problem, is that a problem?

[FM-Comrade PickleRadish]

I knew you were coming for me, Cannabis agent. I have been threatened by a powerful cartel to do things I do not wish to... speak... to. I have no channels, I am the Chad in this game, and I must live so i can continue the smuggling of the truths into this town. Unfortunately, restrictions apply.

Are you un amigo del cartel? When you see the initials JMM, what comes to mind?

[FM-Mafia Bro]

If I post an abridged version of the lyrics to toss a coin to your witcher with the words changed to fit this game do you guys promise to laugh uproariously?

[FM-Earless Artiste]

Also, I will claim... seriously... that I received a work of art...