I don't want to be forever alone

[DramaLlama]

Psh, who hasn't been bullied at some point in their life?
Anyone who says they weren't is lying and has deep psychological issues.

I don't assume I'm anonymous. Anonymous trolls don't become part of a community. If I wanted to be anonymous I wouldn't use the same name in games (where clearly I could be anyone I wanted to).
I always use some variation of [BAN LIST] DramaLlama is a pony loving ass faggot

Why do I troll?
A) Sc2 mafia is boring
B) eliciting qq and rage out of people makes me lol
C) I was trolled so many times I decided to take it up
D) I have far more fun per minute when I troll and die early.

Statistically:
When I make an early exit in games (day 1/2/3), an average game (including lobby + load screen + set up time) is 10 minutes. I have tons of shits and giggles in those 10 minutes.
VS
Dragging a game out for 20-40 minutes, bored, sitting in a graveyard unable to do anything and talking with morons who QQ about everything. average of 30 minutes for very little fun.

with the unit of fun measured in 'factors' (10 being highest, 0 being lowest) and minutes being the time domain: I have a fun factor of 10 for playing 10 minutes when I troll vs maybe a fun factor of 3 over 30 minutes.
So that is 1 fun per minute, vs 0.1 fun per minute.
I am having 10 times more fun per minute when I am trolling. In an hour I have 600 times more fun.
This fun factor is not a lie. I provide evidence to support my theory that trolling is way more fun than playing seriously.

[creedkingsx]

Psh, who hasn't been bullied at some point in their life?
Anyone who says they weren't is lying and has deep psychological issues.

I don't assume I'm anonymous. Anonymous trolls don't become part of a community. If I wanted to be anonymous I wouldn't use the same name in games (where clearly I could be anyone I wanted to).

That's not what they mean at all by anonymous. It's not like any of us know who you are, in person. Trolls troll because they can literally say just about anything and it has no reflection on them. It's not like I can go to Archangel in real life and be like, "LOL, YOU GOT BANNED, NIGGA." There is no risk in the concept of trolling. Especially in the mafia community where trolling is almost accepted. Even more when you become a more integral part of it and go to pub games because pub games are like a mask on top of a mask. Pubs aren't going to talk to you outside of the game, so that's a trolling reputation you don't have to worry about, which masks your reputation for real life. TROLLCEPTION NIGGA