Ask a Lawful evil German anything.

[CmG]

Ask away!
faggots... and yes i am bored!

[Azuriae]

Why do you hate me so much?
:c

[BorkBot]

What's it like to make the naive CG (not CmG) wannabe rebels cry?

[CmG]

Why do you hate me so much?
:c

I don't hate you more than anybody else. You just tend to be at the wrong spot to the right time ;)

What's it like to make the naive CG (not CmG) wannabe rebels cry?

It feels great! I need tears to stay alive. They sustain me and my race!

[BorkBot]

What will you do if you don't get to be a German in the next FM?

[Azuriae]

I don't hate you more than anybody else. You just tend to be at the wrong spot to the right time ;)

NO NEED TO HIDE IT. IT'S OKAY CMG. ;w;
I'LL TAKE YOUR HATE LIKE A [UNKNOWN GENDER]

[CmG]

What will you do if you don't get to be a German in the next FM?

I'll be glad that i have the chance to play another degenerated country. Like the USA or France! If i roll France i will die happy on N1 with a french rage comic last will. It's time to reinvent rage comic last wills!

NO NEED TO HIDE IT. IT'S OKAY CMG. ;w;
I'LL TAKE YOUR HATE LIKE A [UNKNOWN GENDER]

You know hate and love have much in common. The difference is not that great but you already know that because you are a [UNKNOWN GENDER]

[vornksr]

Are you sure you're not an Austrian?

[Ash]

whats the difference between u and noctiz?

[CmG]

Are you sure you're not an Austrian?

Not anymore. I became an official German when i got to power back in the 30's

whats the difference between u and noctiz?

I get the girls EZ.

[Gingerape]

Did Lux get nerfed enough in the patch?

[CmG]

Did Lux get nerfed enough in the patch?

Nein. Her laugh is still overpowered! It still causes ear bleeding.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65weTZUbMTY

[NoctiZ]

I get the girls EZ.

u mean the gays

because, you know

ur gay
FACT

[oops_ur_dead]

Is "lawful evil" a nice way of saying "Nazi"?

[Duzero]

Did you take oops' question as an insult or a compliment?

[Cryptonic]

Are you master race, like Duzero?

[CmG]

u mean the gays

because, you know

ur gay
FACT

Nah i am not. If i were i wouldn't be alive anymore.

Is "lawful evil" a nice way of saying "Nazi"?

Good one. Maybe?! I am just a righteous citizen here in Germany...

Did you take oops' question as an insult or a compliment?

Neither. It made me smile.

Are you master race, like Duzero?

Nope. I ve got blue eyes but brown hair.

[NoctiZ]

Nope. I ve got blue eyes but brown hair.

Brown hair club, we are totally in the minority!
But I got green-orange-blue eyes.

[Ash]

is it true that hitler is still alive? he prob had a time machine

[BorkBot]

Do you know anything about a secret base on the moon?

Do you have contacts with Sarah Palin?

[Gerik]

Why do you hate me so much?
:c

I also have this question. Except, you know, about me.

[CmG]

is it true that hitler is still alive? he prob had a time machine

Yes he is still living here some proof!

Spoiler : eins, zwei :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iF1n2NkUcgE

Bork why has your country such a bad humor?

Do you know anything about a secret base on the moon?

Do you have contacts with Sarah Palin?

No. I don't have contact with every spy we have. There is no base on the Moon anymore but we might still have a secret base on earth well hidden under kilometers of Ice...

I also have this question. Except, you know, about me.

I hate everyone the same. You aren't more hated than others. This i can guarantee.