Glipocalypse 2012

[Glip]

Well hey, I couldn't let Ash be the only one running, could I?

Support the Glipocalypse, if you dare, and see the end of the world as we know it, the end of the world of Trolls.

I pledge to abolish unnecessary trolling and those who support it.

I pledge to fight corruption wherever it may be.

I pledge to make this world a better place to live in.

Join me for a new tomorrow; a bright and better future for all the good citizens of Earth, free from flaming and trolling.

Glipocalypse 2012; A New World Order is Dawning.

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Here's a song written for the Glipocalypse 2012 movement by the Glipocalypse himself.
Note the tone of this song: We ain't even mad. We will keep our cool. We are calmly superior.

https:/

Not a fan of that theme?
Try this one, which depicts our glorious battle with the trolls and the inevitable world peace to come after our victory, but with a harrowing reminder that those times are yet to come, and we must still struggle against our trollish foes if that peace is to be realized.

https://youtu.be/h2RzpF3LPmo

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Remember, a vote for me is a vote against the trolls! Vote now, or forever rest in peace!

Anyone know how to edit a poll? XD Forgot an ?

[Damus_Graves]

Win

[Bruno]

Br00t4l

[Cryptonic]

I wanted to be a keeper.
But then I find out you have to do reports.
and I uninstalled sc2 so I can't watch replays

so f-dat shit.

[Bruno]

I wanted to be a keeper.
But then I find out you have to do reports.
and I uninstalled sc2 so I can't watch replays

so f-dat shit.

CRYPTONIC FOR KEEPER

[Cryptonic]

CRYPTONIC FOR KEEPER

d'awww
Ambient thinks i'm a troll, so I can't be a Keeper.

All I did was ask for his address so I could send him an edible arrangement to make up for my infraction

[Bruno]

d'awww
Ambient thinks i'm a troll, so I can't be a Keeper.

All I did was ask for his address so I could send him an edible arrangement to make up for my infraction

Dude! Ambient thinks I'm a troll too. IDK why, I'm a good person, not a troll.

[Cryptonic]

Dude! Ambient thinks I'm a troll too. IDK why, I'm a good person, not a troll.

It's a sad world when the white man gets stepped on for putting in an honest days work.

[Glip]

Jesus Christ, what in the world did Bruno post, and how do I get rid of it?

If music could kill, this is what it would sound like.

[Gingerape]

wat were you saying glip?

[Glip]

wat were you saying glip?

If you posted any more noise, I can't hear it. My ears already died the first time when Bruno posted it.

[Gingerape]

If you posted any more noise, I can't hear it. My ears already died the first time when Bruno posted it.

[:

[Glip]

Seriously though, how did I get rid of this noise? Do I just have to ask a moderator nicely to delete their posts?

I don't want to be associated with this crap.

[Glip]

First Campaign Success! The death metal infesting this thread has been cleansed, and it is once more safe to view this thread with your speakers plugged in. Thank you, philie.

I apologize to everyone who may have viewed this thread while it was infested and thus cannot hear anymore. If I am elected, my first order of business in righting the wrongdoings of the trolls shall be to get you all replacement ears.

[Archangel]

Lol this sucks.

[AppleyNO]

Im sorry Glip, I also will not be campaigning for you.

[Archangel]

Yep this is just bad

[Goremancer]

YA
I R WITH U
FUCK DA TROLLS MAAAAAN
TROLLS ARE WANNA BE LOOSAHS.
DEY CANT EVEN LOSE LAIK PROPAH PPL
FUCK DEM AND DIS WORLD AND MURICA
FUCK EVERYTING

[Fatalis]

Don't worry Glip
I SUPPORT YOU!
Archangel's rain of trollterror shall end

[Cryptonic]

What's funny is one friday, I joked to Blazer about Cryptonic 2012. Then we jokingly were PMing Cryptonic // Blazer 2012!! A Vote for Integrity!


Then, I logged in on monday, and everyone's signature was Blazer 2012 lol
All y'all niggas stealin' my ideas.

[Fatalis]

I didn't support blazer last time
I'm not the democratic type but I do like custom sigs!
SO GO GLIP2012

[creedkingsx]

Just to reiterate, the whole, "Blazer 2012," had nothing to actually do with him becoming a Keeper.

[Damus_Graves]

Just to reiterate, the whole, "Blazer 2012," had nothing to actually do with him becoming a Keeper.

Im in on this cause of Anti-Ash 2012.

Edit: Jk.

[creedkingsx]

Im in on this cause of Anti-Ash 2012.

Edit: Jk.

lolwut xD

[Damus_Graves]

lolwut xD

Ash made a campaign for himself, from what i understand it's pro troll, and glip is anti troll.

So Anti-Ash 2012

[creedkingsx]

Ash made a campaign for himself, from what i understand it's pro troll, and glip is anti troll.

So Anti-Ash 2012

Oh, haha.
Just be pro Blazer and I.
We are pro fair :P

[Damus_Graves]

Oh, haha.
Just be pro Blazer and I.
We are pro fair :P

Excellent idea!

[creedkingsx]

*Steals Glip's thuner*
muahahahaha

[Cryptonic]

Oh I don't mind that Blazer 2012 thing! I supported him too!
After creed told me ya gotta do reports, I backed off because I don't even have sc2 installed anymore lolol

[Glip]

Oh, haha.
Just be pro Blazer and I.
We are pro fair :P

Is it really fair to allow trolls to run rampant through the streets, terrorizing our poor children, hurling insults at people, spamming autoplays and curse words, and harassing others just for laughs?

Nay I say to thee, sir. This is the kind of trolling I wish to stop.

I pledge not to be unjust in my dealings.

I shall only punish those who committed their trollish acts with the intent to cause emotional (or physical) harm to others.

If there's no victim, there's no problem.

[creedkingsx]

Is it really fair to lock up people for a cynical sense of humor?

[Glip]

Is it really fair to lock up people for a cynical sense of humor?

It is not a "cynical sense of humor" to find pleasure or amusement in causing deliberate harm to others.

[Duzero]

It is not a "cynical sense of humor" to find pleasure or amusement in causing deliberate harm to others.

What about people that hurt themselves to give us pleasure?

[Glip]

What about people that hurt themselves to give us pleasure?

Depends on what you mean by hurt themselves.

If they're a fat guy making a fat joke, no problem.

If they're a crazed whacko cutting off their arm because you're sadistic, PROBLEM.

[Archangel]

Depends on what you mean by hurt themselves.

If they're a fat guy making a fat joke, no problem.

If they're a crazed whacko cutting off their arm because you're sadistic, PROBLEM.

lol shut up

[Damus_Graves]

lol shut up

omg he's back.... MODS!!

[Glip]

lol shut up

I lol'd at your signature, by the way. However, it's missing a comma, so it looks a little off.

[Duzero]

I
LIKE
SHREDDED
WHEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cryptonic]

I
LIKE
SHREDDED
WHEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

+100000 if I could

[TheWORSTicle]

This campaign of yours is destined to fail. I have seen the future and the next keeper/moderator shall be... NECROPLANT. My secret campaign already has moderator support. To quote Lysergic, the campaign's inside man, "Yeah, that'll work." NECRO 2012!!

[NightWarrior]

lol[/INDENT]

aw man i love this song

[Glip]

This campaign of yours is destined to fail. I have seen the future and the next keeper/moderator shall be... NECROPLANT. My secret campaign already has moderator support. To quote Lysergic, the campaign's inside man, "Yeah, that'll work." NECRO 2012!!

Ah, but you assume the end goal of my campaign is to become a keeper/moderator. That is where you are wrong.

[Glip]

Campaign Status Update: We now have theme music! Check out the first post to hear the first of two alternate themes for the Glipocalypse 2012 movement.

[Duzero]

Campaign Status Update: We now have theme music! Check out the first post to hear the first of two alternate themes for the Glipocalypse 2012 movement.

Sorry, I can't hear anything over the br00tal sound of WHEAT

[Glip]

Sorry, I can't hear anything over the br00tal sound of WHEAT

You could if you checked out page 1 of this thread, instead of pages 2 or 3

Uh oh, bad thought. IF you have it set to show 50 posts at once, the brutal deathcore would still be on page 1 >.<

[Duzero]

You could if you checked out page 1 of this thread, instead of pages 2 or 3

Uh oh, bad thought. IF you have it set to show 50 posts at once, the brutal deathcore would still be on page 1 >.<

Correct, all br00tal people have it set to 50/page.

[Glip]

Correct, all br00tal people have it set to 50/page.

Action must be taken against this brutal deathcore menace.

More on the story as it develops.

[Glip]

Ah, the campaign succeeds once again. The brutal deathcore menace has been repressed for the time being. Thank you again to all the moderators making this possible.

Just a thought, is there any way for you to make autoplay something that only moderators can do?

[Glip]

I'ma just go ahead and

[Glip]

make a quick triple-post here so no more deathcore can be posted on the first page of my thread.