Idiots, idiots everywhere

[lionsgatepride]

Have you ever been in a game with someone who doesn't know how it works? perhaps someone who says "it say's I'm the the godfather, what does that mean?" who aren't jesters?

Well i was in a game where some guy actually thought there were two mayors, the disguiser role-clean wasn't on, so it appeared as if the mayor died, and the last guy said that the disguiser was a gamethrower... I hate idiots. I even tried to explain it to him.

Share your stories of people without intelligence.

[Damus_Graves]

We put a guy on trial for being a Cultist.
He claims to be a mason and says HEY GREEN BACK ME UP MY MASON BROTHER!!!@!@!@!@#!@#!#!@(Those exact characters)
Greens says whats a Mason?
So we guilty the Cultist and the next day we put up green.
He says im Mason. Orange is my Mason friend.
Orange says No im not Mason.
We guilty Green, he is Mason.
We put up Orange the next day and he Says im Spy
So we do a spy test.
He Fails and flips Mason...

Town lost.

[Bahkieh]

We put a guy on trial for being a Cultist.
He claims to be a mason and says HEY GREEN BACK ME UP MY MASON BROTHER!!!@!@!@!@#!@#!#!@(Those exact characters)
Greens says whats a Mason?
So we guilty the Cultist and the next day we put up green.
He says im Mason. Orange is my Mason friend.
Orange says No im not Mason.
We guilty Green, he is Mason.
We put up Orange the next day and he Says im Spy
So we do a spy test.
He Fails and flips Mason...

Town lost.

Intelligence...town never has it

[kyle1234513]

Have you ever been in a game with someone who doesn't know how it works? perhaps someone who says "it say's I'm the the godfather, what does that mean?" who aren't jesters?

Well i was in a game where some guy actually thought there were two mayors, the disguiser role-clean wasn't on, so it appeared as if the mayor died, and the last guy said that the disguiser was a gamethrower... I hate idiots. I even tried to explain it to him.

Share your stories of people without intelligence.

i got a game with a sheriff who said it was his first game and had no idea what to do. he didnt inspect anyone the whole game go figure.

also i have to say there should be a tutorial of how to mafia somewhere on this website at least.

[Damus_Graves]

I use to play mafia back when it was played with cards and face to face people.

Now its just.........a whole bunch of spam and hate.

I love the rare times where you get vet players who play right.

[kyle1234513]

I use to play mafia back when it was played with cards and face to face people.

Now its just.........a whole bunch of spam and hate.

I love the rare times where you get vet players who play right.

those days are gone unless u wanna invite 15 people from the forum into a party and give every1 standard names from the game

[cookies4you]

Now its just.........a whole bunch of spam and hate.

And hats, don't forget hats.

[Damus_Graves]

Not when you play with..four mods in game.
Ambient, Creed, Landstander. Those guys

[Damus_Graves]

And hats, don't forget hats.

Oh yes hats..
I only use the Suave hat. all the other's seem out of place

[kyle1234513]

Not when you play with..four mods in game.
Ambient, Creed, Landstander. Those guys

4/15 still 11 potential gamethrowers/afk players/ cheaters who want to lynch u.

[Damus_Graves]

Ambient is pretty good about keeping a game clean, at least the game's ive played with him

[Glip]

Oh yes hats..
I only use the Suave hat. all the other's seem out of place

Idk, the Vizier Hat looks pretty good on the marine.

[McKinley]

I was Arsonist, I claimed that I was Mayor and I was going for my achievement.

I doused six people and burned them all in one night.

I did get my achievement.

[Bahkieh]

I miss partying with creed

[cookies4you]

Hm... I just remembered something.

In my first game of Mafia, I rolled the Janitor.

I didn't know how he played, so when the Town voted me up, I told them

"Oh, I'm Janitor."

Afterwards, the Town proceeded to vote my innocent, and people called me a Jester. My first class and win was with a Janitor.

For EpicMafia, my first job was as a Miller, after I deduced that I must've been a Miller after my partner claimed Citizen. Shortly afterwards, I was killed.

[Xen]

In pub, you can type immediately on d1 with every role:

"lynch me
im the gf
afk"

And win most of the time--especially as GF.

[EliteMarine]

Idk, the Vizier Hat looks pretty good on the marine.

All hats look silly on the Marine. I usually use the Marine with not hat. Classic.

[Mugy]

In pub, you can type immediately on d1 with every role:

"lynch me
im the gf
afk"

And win most of the time--especially as GF.

Lol I tried that once, unfortunately they didn't know what a jester was so I got lynched

[Gzz]

Well , my first time i was inv , i tried to inv someone , unfortunately the framer make me fail the report ( who said "leader among men" ) because i didn' t know who gf appears citi and not "leader" , then the next day they lynched me , after thaht and some painful games , I bbecame a decent player.
Anywya , last game i played as vete , and i claimed host ( at the moment i was effectively the host , and i did a save with only a random , thaht wasn' t accepted ) , during the night i did a massacre and only mafia remains , guess what , the stupid town lynched the host "cuz did a save without randoms" and town lose

[Damus_Graves]

When the mayor selects you for lynching when you day one claim a neutral role.

[cookies4you]

When the mayor selects you for lynching when you day one claim a neutral role.

Hehehe...

Screw your Killing Roles, *Lamp, the Mayor has revealed himself*.

THIS IS MY TOWN, AND THIS IS MY JUDGEMENT. BY MY POWER, I SHALL SMITE YOU, MINION OF CTHULHU!

Grave's role was Jester.

And thus, why I stopped revealing as Mayor on Day 1...

[Damus_Graves]

jester is the best anti mayor role

[creedkingsx]

jester is the best anti mayor role

Jester is the best anti anything role trolol :P

[Duzero]

Vigi and Jailor are pretty good anti-jester roles though.

[creedkingsx]

Vigi and Jailor are pretty good anti-jester roles though.

Well that is...
true.
Touche, my friend.

[Duzero]

Well that is...
true.
Touche, my friend.

[RookRanger]

I saw that one

[Duzero]

I saw that one

Hope you get well soon, think angry thoughts and drink lots of tea and it should flush out the love potion faster!

[Damus_Graves]

Vigilante shades!
*swoon*

lol

[RookRanger]

Hope you get well soon, think angry thoughts and drink lots of tea and it should flush out the love potion faster!

its fine dammus is not that bad im just to quick tempered

[Damus_Graves]

Look at it this way, RR could have been paired with trolls instead of myself

[RookRanger]

Look at it this way, RR could have been paired with trolls instead of myself