S-FM 176: Mafia Wars

[Yukitaka Oni]

This is my Night 2 Last Will, not edited at all.

Trust list: Sen and Calix. Illuminati team is op v(o.o(<!

[RLVG]

If I was the FBI, I'd recruit Calix, Orpz, TheDarkestLight or John Cena.

[ThePaladin]

Your scum slip was equivalent to you using information from China's top-secret plans to back up your theory.

That is how damning it is.

While I'm here, I just realised that YOU IDIOTS THOUGHT RECRUITING DARKNESSB WAS A GOOD IDEA.

You know, THE PLAYER WHO WAS ALMOST LYNCHED YESTERDAY.

THUS NULLIFYING FBI KILLS UNTIL NIGHT FUCKING 5

Seriously that's equivalent? Wow I should really get a job as an information broker?
Cause i describe one possible scenario that would be incriminating and then the accusee keeps the same line of reasoning but backpeddling?
Wow.

[Yukitaka Oni]

Also :

This post giving me Ebola. But thanks god I'm in Canada so I'll get a free heathcare

[deathworlds]

If I was the FBI, I'd recruit Calix, Orpz, TheDarkestLight or John Cena.

We need a John Cena emoji thing.

[ThePaladin]

If I was the FBI, I'd recruit Calix, Orpz, TheDarkestLight or John Cena.

I'd recruit firebringer, or mattzed.

[Yukitaka Oni]

If I was the FBI, I'd recruit Calix, Orpz, TheDarkestLight or John Cena.

If I was the FBI I will recruit Oprz for the obvious reason

[Yukitaka Oni]

We need a John Cena emoji thing.

( ) <-----John Cena

[deathworlds]

If I was the FBI I would immediatly recruit RLVG, just so we could be scum buddys again <3

[Calix]

Seriously that's equivalent? Wow I should really get a job as an information broker?
Cause i describe one possible scenario that would be incriminating and then the accusee keeps the same line of reasoning but backpeddling?
Wow.

You haven't responded to why you fools thought recruiting DarknessB would help you win, lol. Honestly, I thought that scum had the advantage in this setup, yet three of them get exposed by Day 3 due to their own stupidity.

If I was the last scum, I'd be livid.

[deathworlds]

( ) <-----John Cena

I GET IT BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SEE HIM UMG

[Yukitaka Oni]

If I was the FBI I would immediatly recruit RLVG, just so we could be scum buddys again <3

Too bad the Illuminati team doesn't need to have FBI to recruit themselves because they already trust themselves every game. RLVG say if just to made themselves look innocent v)-.-)v

[ThePaladin]

You haven't responded to why you fools thought recruiting DarknessB would help you win, lol. Honestly, I thought that scum had the advantage in this setup, yet three of them get exposed by Day 3 due to their own stupidity.

If I was the last scum, I'd be livid.

I'm just going to point out.
Calix just accused me of being fbi; even though she said I'm scum who scumslipped and yuki is fbi.
Fbi Agent is only recruiting role.

[Yukitaka Oni]

I GET IT BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SEE HIM UMG

( ) v(o.o(<? See who? I don't see anybody in here?!?!?!

[RLVG]

If I was the FBI I would immediatly recruit RLVG, just so we could be scum buddys again <3

Lol, I remember when we were tailors together and "culted" eachothers.



Anyway, would it be a good idea for the Godfather to reveal himself tomorrow for the sake of PoE?

[ThePaladin]

Lol, I remember when we were tailors together and "culted" eachothers.



Anyway, would it be a good idea for the Godfather to reveal himself tomorrow for the sake of PoE?

Godfather Is Suntax; he already revealed read d3 post.

[deathworlds]

Lol, I remember when we were tailors together and "culted" eachothers.



Anyway, would it be a good idea for the Godfather to reveal himself tomorrow for the sake of PoE?

Yeh.

Also I think that we should definetly hold on the lynch until Suntax is here.

He can reveal the consig and we can have TWO confirmed towns!

[Calix]

I'm just going to point out.
Calix just accused me of being fbi; even though she said I'm scum who scumslipped and yuki is fbi.
Fbi Agent is only recruiting role.

Lol

"you fools" is plural. You're both scum.

I'm going to take a page from Sen.

Fucking

[RLVG]

Godfather Is Suntax; he already revealed read d3 post.

I didn't notice that actually.

[RLVG]

Anyway, I'm Mafioso A.K.A. Shitizen A.K.A. Bulletsponge.

[Calix]

I didn't notice that actually.

He doesn't even need to reveal since he can just use Last Wills.

He's going to be killed tonight no matter what, so it doesn't matter when he does it, I guess.

[deathworlds]

He doesn't even need to reveal since he can just use Last Wills.

He's going to be killed tonight no matter what, so it doesn't matter when he does it, I guess.

You sound awfully condident that he will be killed.

You forget that we have a consort.

[RLVG]

You sound awfully condident that he will be killed.

You forget that we have a consort.

That is, if it's "town" aligned.

[Calix]

You sound awfully condident that he will be killed.

You forget that we have a consort.

How would I forget that WHEN THE CONSORT STUPIDLY ROLEBLOCKED ME?

Chances of him picking the exact scum sent for the kill tonight = low.

Unless scum YOLO it and pick Paladin, lel.

[deathworlds]

That is, if it's "town" aligned.

This is valid.

I can't read firebringer right now, he could be any scum or town i don't even fucking know.

inb4 calix + firebringer scum team

[ThePaladin]

How would I forget that WHEN THE CONSORT STUPIDLY ROLEBLOCKED ME?

Chances of him picking the exact scum sent for the kill tonight = low.

Unless scum YOLO it and pick Paladin, lel.

You didn't roleclaim;
FB roleblock on you was as reasonable as if he rbed me,tdl,yuki,or rlvg?

[Yukitaka Oni]

Anyway, I'm Mafioso A.K.A. Shitizen A.K.A. Bulletsponge.

GG, no re. I ain't gonna fight ya weed. Lol, this ain't mass citizen claim like Starcraft Mafia arcade lol. Anyway, low battery. Will be back 1-2 hours, I can't read Paladin anymore lol. He's screaming like me on Mafia camp

[Calix]

This is valid.

I can't read firebringer right now, he could be any scum or town i don't even fucking know.

inb4 calix + firebringer scum team

I take offence at the implication that I would ever be associated with these mouth-breathing morons.

Take Paladin's latest suggestion that roleblocking someone WHO HAD NOT CLAIMED WAS THE BEST MOVE.

Despite the OBVIOUS reasons for not doing so.

#triggered

[ThePaladin]

This is valid.

I can't read firebringer right now, he could be any scum or town i don't even fucking know.

inb4 calix + firebringer scum team

I would honestly expect it at this point, Calix isn't even bothering to be coherent at this point but just let's follow what the dead person said and ignore input from both of the acussees.

That means one of the two are tailor though?

Dw could you tell us who you checked btw?
And if that person roleclaimed was it different from their role?

[RLVG]

GG, no re. I ain't gonna fight ya weed. Lol, this ain't mass citizen claim like Starcraft Mafia arcade lol. Anyway, low battery. Will be back 1-2 hours, I can't read Paladin anymore lol. He's screaming like me on Mafia camp

...

Yuki is using a Laptop or a Mobile?

[Yukitaka Oni]

GG, no re. I ain't gonna fight ya weed. Lol, this ain't mass citizen claim like Starcraft Mafia arcade lol. Anyway, low battery. Will be back 1-2 hours, I can't read Paladin anymore lol. He's screaming like me on Mafia camp

Something tell me Comrade Suntax fall into my trap and follow my lynch bait plan as well. Lol if so then I agree that my lynch bait plan is useless against mass TRP claim lol

[ThePaladin]

I take offence at the implication that I would ever be associated with these mouth-breathing morons.

Take Paladin's latest suggestion that roleblocking someone WHO HAD NOT CLAIMED WAS THE BEST MOVE.

Despite the OBVIOUS reasons for not doing so.

#triggered

I didn't say it was the best; I said it was just as reasonable.
his full list of choices also included Sen,DW,and Suntax.
Since, he doesn't know who's truthful who's not; it's probably fair to say ANY OF THOSE WERE THE MOST REASONABLE.
maybe not deathworldz or sen cause underboss lead check and if sen is beguiler he roleblocks whoever he hid.

however, we know we have a beguiler claim.
For all we know he targeted sen and sen hid behind you.

Why are you so confident that you were the one he targeted?

[Orpz]

I'm on a computer now, which means I'm ready to reveal my power level in this game.

First, I hope there is no suspicion of me being FBI.
Second, I want to clear up this Tailoring shit. If Sen visited Suntax and he came up Tailor, then it's confirmed that Lucianos have a Tailor.


Also we have two Mafioso claims, which I don't buy. I've been a mess trying to get everything together today. I'm interested in hearing night actions from those who already claimed.

Good thing I have a Disneyland date tomorrow to unwind from all the work.

[Yukitaka Oni]

...

Yuki is using a Laptop or a Mobile?

Filthy casual IPhone, but master race PC laptop c)o.o)c!!!
You no praise Lord Gaben v)o.o)^????

[deathworlds]

I take offence at the implication that I would ever be associated with these mouth-breathing morons.

Take Paladin's latest suggestion that roleblocking someone WHO HAD NOT CLAIMED WAS THE BEST MOVE.

Despite the OBVIOUS reasons for not doing so.

#triggered

lel was joking

I would honestly expect it at this point, Calix isn't even bothering to be coherent at this point but just let's follow what the dead person said and ignore input from both of the acussees.

That means one of the two are tailor though?

Dw could you tell us who you checked btw?
And if that person roleclaimed was it different from their role?

???

I was fucking joking.

Also I checked toadette and she appeared as janitor big fucking suprise.

[Yukitaka Oni]

I'm on a computer now, which means I'm ready to reveal my power level in this game.

First, I hope there is no suspicion of me being FBI.
Second, I want to clear up this Tailoring shit. If Sen visited Suntax and he came up Tailor, then it's confirmed that Lucianos have a Tailor.


Also we have two Mafioso claims, which I don't buy. I've been a mess trying to get everything together today. I'm interested in hearing night actions from those who already claimed.

Good thing I have a Disneyland date tomorrow to unwind from all the work.

Don't worry, I bait myself too much that everyone is blindly believe I am FBI now lol, I'm acting so good as a scum this time but not in the right game. v(o.o(<

[ThePaladin]

lel was joking



???

I was fucking joking.

Also I checked toadette and she appeared as janitor big fucking suprise.

Curious, why toadette?

[Orpz]

There are 8 starting Gambino nonleaderships

So far, we have
Drug Dealer
Janitor
Tailor
Consort
Caporegime
Underboss
Beguiler

Which leaves room for 1 more.
Now, the first 3 I listed are shit tier, which means that the shouldn't really count as TPR.
We have 4 useful TPR's. That's enough to balance.

The last one has to be either a shit tier TPR or a Mafioso.

[Calix]

Don't worry, I bait myself too much that everyone is blindly believe I am FBI now lol, I'm acting so good as a scum this time but not in the right game. v(o.o(<

Excuse me, I choked on the implication that the only reason people want you dead is BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST THAT DAMN GOOD AT SCUM.

Allow me to take a moment to LOL at that.

[RLVG]

I'm on a computer now, which means I'm ready to reveal my power level in this game.

First, I hope there is no suspicion of me being FBI.
Second, I want to clear up this Tailoring shit. If Sen visited Suntax and he came up Tailor, then it's confirmed that Lucianos have a Tailor.


Also we have two Mafioso claims, which I don't buy. I've been a mess trying to get everything together today. I'm interested in hearing night actions from those who already claimed.

Good thing I have a Disneyland date tomorrow to unwind from all the work.

Orpz, read my N1 and N2 last will as well as the continued softclaiming of being a Citizen lol.

[deathworlds]

Curious, why toadette?

I had a biiig gut feeling that she was fbi.

[Calix]

There are 8 starting Gambino nonleaderships

So far, we have
Drug Dealer
Janitor
Tailor
Consort
Caporegime
Underboss
Beguiler

Which leaves room for 1 more.
Now, the first 3 I listed are shit tier, which means that the shouldn't really count as TPR.
We have 4 useful TPR's. That's enough to balance.

The last one has to be either a shit tier TPR or a Mafioso.

Surely the only people left to claim are TDL and myself?

I think it's fucking obvious who is who at this stage.

[ThePaladin]

Excuse me, I choked on the implication that the only reason people want you dead is BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST THAT DAMN GOOD AT SCUM.

Allow me to take a moment to LOL at that.

Yuki has called herself scum all game.
If you only choose to point it out now, after both me toadette and darkness pointed it out; you look like scum trying to get a lynch off your opposing scum then a town to secure your win. Hi scum

[Yukitaka Oni]

Excuse me, I choked on the implication that the only reason people want you dead is BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST THAT DAMN GOOD AT SCUM.

Allow me to take a moment to LOL at that.

Sorry for killing you in Koopa game as well but you don't have to be so rude like paladin v)o.o)> I did a good job on colder war by using this same tactic (I'm lazy lel)
Anyway, lol until I flip mafioso and Suntax flip godfather and you know you cannot trust illuminati anymore v(o.o(<

[ThePaladin]

Surely the only people left to claim are TDL and myself?

I think it's fucking obvious who is who at this stage.

You,Tdl, and me.

[ThePaladin]

Sorry for killing you in Koopa game as well but you don't have to be so rude like paladin v)o.o)> I did a good job on colder war by using this same tactic (I'm lazy lel)
Anyway, lol until I flip mafioso and Suntax flip godfather and you know you cannot trust illuminati anymore v(o.o(<

Gf/Consig can't even be converted.
he revealed...
He literally can only be gf.

[Yukitaka Oni]

Orpz, read my N1 and N2 last will as well as the continued softclaiming of being a Citizen lol.

My play style is different with RLVG, if RLVG is citizen then he always scum hunt. But I bait myself instead. That's what made us so different b(o.o)b

[Orpz]

There are 8 starting Gambino nonleaderships

So far, we have
Drug Dealer
Janitor
Tailor
Consort
Caporegime
Underboss
Beguiler

Which leaves room for 1 more.
Now, the first 3 I listed are shit tier, which means that the shouldn't really count as TPR.
We have 4 useful TPR's. That's enough to balance.

The last one has to be either a shit tier TPR or a Mafioso.

Of course, this leads to the corollary that Kidnapper/Agent claims are more than likely Luciano unless MattZed was aiming for a town steamroll. Deathworlds should be more or less confirmed unless we have an Agent claim to counter the town Investigative.

I don't think there's any duplicate of shit tier TPR's; I can try to do probability analysis to determine the probability of a duplicatet shit tier TPR remaining given that we already have 3 distinct ones, but that's not too pressing to spend time on.

So yeah, I'll want to hear TDL's claim.

[Calix]

Yuki has called herself scum all game.
If you only choose to point it out now, after both me toadette and darkness pointed it out; you look like scum trying to get a lynch off your opposing scum then a town to secure your win. Hi scum

Please keep posting. This is comedic gold.

Scum cannot win. You have, what, 8 town vs 3 scum. By the time town is done lynching you two, it's 6v1.

Scum have just fucked themselves over.

Furthermore, your attempts at lynching me are futile and you know it. I am never being mislynched.

[RLVG]

Until I flip Mafioso and Suntax flip Godfather, you know you cannot trust RLVG / Calix / Sen anymore.

I think this is what you ment.