Apples: 1-S2-1-389351, Agave: 1-S2-1-6562611

**IceePirate** · November 19th, 2015, 07:34 PM

Account Name: Apples
Account ID: 1-S2-1-389351
In-Game Name: Richard Parker

Crimes Committed: Intentional Game-Throwing

Your Account Name: The Icelandic Pirate a.k.a. IceePirate
Summary: Once upon a time, there was an apples. Apples decided to go into a game with nefarious actions in mind. He opened up his newly purchased Starcraft 2: Legacy of the Void™ and proceeded to the login screen. Once he was finished entering his password, which I think we all know is xXapplezisdabestXx, he proceeded to enter the arcade. There was a nice story on the front page of the arcade today. Apples decided to read it. The story was about the newest up and coming arcade game! The games name was mafia! Apples thought to himself,"hmm, I feel that I have heard of this game before. Oh yes! It is that one game that is the best above all the rest!" Apples proceeded to hit the browse button and click on mafia. He took a moment to marvel at the picture as it depicted a scene of the town deliberating on who would be the next mafia with a podium in the center. Apples knew that this was the center of all the action doings within the mafia. Since apples was quite the connoisseur of mafia, he decided to have a little fun with the game today and ruin the game for others. He then went to click on the large play button in the lower left hand corner of the screen and joined a lobby. Apples waited and waited until finally the lobby filled up to the maximum of it's needed 15 players. Apples thought with joy about all the nefarious and evil things that he could be doing to the people of starcraft and the people of mafia. The game then set out on its course to the loading screen, this was one of apple's favourite moments. Just the excitement of watching that fantastic blue bar jolt across the screen only to eventually be halted by its own finishing was enough to make him coming back for more. Finally, after what seemed of a blissful few moments, the game began. The first thing to come up was the fact that there was a patron in the lobby! Oh yes, it was the one and only IceePirate. Apples always thought highly of people that supported the game and he thought quite highly of IceePirate now that the special line came up. Apples also noted the large amount of new players in the game and thought to himself, "all the better. I shall teach them the ways of the gamethrower! They will be my pawns in my quest to destroy this game!" Apples then begins to type on his keyboard,"sup fags" and, "You fuckers aint got nothing on me. Come at me bro." Apples didn't think he said enough so he shouted, "EVERYONE TARGET THE GAY GUY." He felt satisfied with himself so let the game go on to the naming feature. Apples liked this part very much as he could choose aaaanything he wanted. Apples waited for everyone to type in their names so he could get a feel of how the game would progress. Seeing how everyone was naming themselves after roles, he completely ignored the theme and decided to name himself, "Richard Parker." It was revealed to Richard that he was the Escort who was a scantily-clad person, working in secret. Richard read his role and role card with quite the intent as he didn't want to mess up his special moment in where he completely disregarded his role and claimed crier. Apples saw a bar of chat saying that there were rules under the help menu, but he didn't really care. He was a pro at this game after all. Night 1 comes around with a fairly uneventful day 1 and Mr. Richard Parker chose to role-block the man named "Friend" He saw an option to write a last will and decided to explore the endevour. With nothing to write he writes the default, "Type last will here" and hid it under his bed. It seems that a very attractive person approached Richard and he was quite occupied that evening. It seems Richard completely forgot to go out that evening and as such, never role-blocked the man. Further into the night, Mr. Parker is horrified as he hears the distinct report of what seems to be an executioner's rifle and the maddening sound of 3 bodies being torn apart by the chainsaw of the Mass Murderer. After seeing all of the day chat taking place, Mr. Parker decided to write a last will. He wrote, "10 is the MM, I sexxed him one night and no deaths. I will always have that night. I gave him a drainer pipe dreamtastica. If you don't know what it is, you can't afford it." Feeling that his attacks on the poor weren't quite evil enough, he decided to go further and cast his vote for, "Nico the Destroyer" The man who claimed that, "2 is mafia." Feeling quite excited about his next action he writes, "I am the crier. I AM THE ACTUAL CRIER. :-)" Seeing as Nico has the keen possibility of being voted innocent, he tries to push it over the edge by saying, "GUILTY AS FUCK" and he casts his vote as guilty. Mr. Parker maintains his claim by saying, "I'M THE ACTUAL CRIER" as he is being voted up to give his defence. Apples was voted up to the stand, He knew what to do and all but he could not find it within himself to execute the action of walking up there and talking into the microphone in front of the entire town. Somehow though, he found the courage to. As he approached the stand, he noticed the splatters of blood adorning the wooden platform. He thought to himself, “well, here goes nothing.” He began to give his defence by saying, “Town has 5 people, and evil has 5 people. We must stick together.” “I am the crier. :-) For sure. lynch 8. or we loose.” Seeing as his defence may have not been enough, he yells “INNO. GET 8. OR WE ARE DEAD. Get 8 or we loose.” Nico is then voted up to the stand again and seems to claim the same things of, “I am crier, I typed at the end of the night to signify I was there.” he said. Mr. Parker then exclaims, “HE IS FUCKING LYING. DONT BELIEVE HIM. WE ARE SMARTER THAN THIS” and he casts his vote. The end verdict is innocent and they all decided that it was too late in the day to continue. Nobody shall be lynched for the day. Mr. Parker (deciding that The Doctor may have some evildoings) decides to role-block The Doctor for the evening preventing him from doing any actions. He then wakes up to find out that the auditor has died. Once everyone is up and in the center of town to continue deliberations. Mr. Parker says, “I can’t believe this lying cunt lived. I totally wanted them to kill you, which is why I claimed I was 8. trololol. DONT BELIEVE HIm. I SIAD I WAS 8 TO BE TARGVETED.” He then corrects his obvious speech impediment by apologising and saying, “I SAID I WAS 8 TO BE TARGETED.” Once the town has decided to put up someone random to see what they had to say about the whole matter, Mr. Parker says, “Get 8 next. I claimed I was 8 so he would be targeted instead of me.” He is then voted innocent. A man named “Town” is then next put up to the stand and the town collectively decided that he would be the most prime suspect for the triad. The late Mr. Parker then died that evening from the Mass Murderer and apples took a step back to think about what just happened. Apples was then kicked from the game by a Mr. Frog who then proceeded to say, “he was gamethrowing.” The game continues normally with the triad winning soon after that.

This is where our story finishes...THE END

-Mafia- (62).SC2Replay

**Frog** · November 20th, 2015, 11:51 AM

I would review this game, but I was in this game. I'm looking forward to hearing if anyone read the entire report. lmao

Quick notes - Apples is escort and when crier is on trial Apples claims to be the crier. He continues to claim Crier even after Crier proved at night who he was. I think there was more to it (voting, lying on trial etc.) but basically he was a belligerent troll. I kicked him from the game towards the end of this game after he died.

**IceePirate** · November 20th, 2015, 01:23 PM

Spoiler alert frog. Have you no sense of morals?

**Arrow** · November 27th, 2015, 03:35 AM

In review.

**Arrow** · November 27th, 2015, 04:07 AM

SC ID VERIFICATION
1-S2-1-389351 is Correct.

It pains me to see an account this old causing trouble.

Respective Hotkey:

Apples: 2

Previous Offenses:

On-hold at https://www.sc2mafia.com/forum/showth...-1-S2-1-389351

Player Offenses:

Apples: Intentional gamethrowing.

Key Points:
Players in question:

Apples receives role ESCORT in slot 12.

Game:

Setup: One player drops on load.
Names: None.
Roles: None.
D1: Banter. 2(JAILOR) threatens to execute 1, saying "The jailor god demands a sacrifice." Adding him to the report for GRIEFING.
N1: 12(ESCORT) targets 9, but is roleblocked. 2 executes 1 after he is unable to name Hitler's favorite composer.
D2: 1(MARSHALL), 2(JAILOR), 3(DOCTOR), and 5(BUS DRIVER) are all dead. 12 sets an obviously fake Last Will saying he blocked 10 and 10 is MM. 8(CRIER) is trialed, claims CRIER. There has been night action, but JUDGE and CRIER chances are both about 50%. 12 is trialed and claims CRIER. This is gamethrowing.
N2: 12 blocks 6. 8 pleads his case.
D3: 4(AUDITOR) is dead. With MM having now killed 4 people, this accounts for all neutrals in the game. (No chance of JUDGE). 10(INVESTIGATOR) is hung.
N3: 12 blocks 7, and is slain by an MM.
D4: 6(LIASON), 7(INVESTIGATOR), 13(BODYGUARD), and 12(ESCORT) are dead. Frog removes 12 from the game. No lynch.
N4: Night.
D5: 11(???) has been erased. Two TRIAD to one MM, MM is hung, TRIAD wins.

Was the game result altered?
Yes, although with the Mass Murderer notching 7 kills over the course of the game, by how much is debatable.

Additional offenses or players found in replay?

Agave: 1-S2-1-6562611: Griefing. Prior 2X WL at https://www.sc2mafia.com/forum/showth...1-s2-1-6562611

Recommended Actions:

Apples: Watchlist x4
Agave: Watchlist x2

Additional Notes:

Capitalize proper nouns, like "Mafia," and the starts of sentences. Remember to use paragraph breaks and apostrophes. "It's" is "It is", not possessive for "It". Use spellcheck and grammar check. Okay first draft. 6/10.

Thank you for the report!