S-FM 162: Watermeloann

[Firebringer]

This game is 100/10 just for Matts screw up.

I mean, god. I think this is my favorite game right now just because of it.

I can't believe I wanted to bail on this :P

[RLVG]

Given the setup was completely hidden, I imagine Slaol envisions part of the game as figuring out the rules of the game -- i.e. I'd be very surprised if he intends to answer questions given he hasn't thus far.

Would the questions be answered at the end of day, or start of the next one, assuming he would have answers later?

[Frog]

So.... I'm a role that has the potential to do something later.

As in I can do literally nothing for the foreseeable future unless someone can find a use for a banana. I have the power of voting...

[MattZed]

Okay, listen, I know I may have fumbled my unique ability. That's in the past. Any more dwelling on it is just distracting from the matter at hand.

Notice Fire is just being mean to me instead of defending himself or scumhunting.

[Numbertwo]

So.... I'm a role that has the potential to do something later.

As in I can do literally nothing for the foreseeable future unless someone can find a use for a banana. I have the power of voting...

I guess firebringer could slice you

[RLVG]

I guess firebringer could slice you

NOPE

Read.

[DarknessB]

This game is 100/10 just for Matts screw up.

I mean, god. I think this is my favorite game right now just because of it.

I can't believe I wanted to bail on this :P

I think this replaces the Magikarp "scum slip" and the Day 1 Survivor game as my favorite MattZed FM moment, lol.

[MattZed]

Okay, so Slaol is telling me that I blew my one chance on Fire and that I can't kill Frog.

Screw you, Slaol. I thought we had something special.

[DarknessB]

Okay, so Slaol is telling me that I blew my one chance on Fire and that I can't kill Frog.

Screw you, Slaol. I thought we had something special.

I think MattZed is trying to kill us with laughter -- it's working!

[RLVG]

Okay, so Slaol is telling me that I blew my one chance on Fire and that I can't kill Frog.

Screw you, Slaol. I thought we had something special.

Now we have to lynch you to confirm your role, in order to confirm Firebringer.

[Firebringer]

Okay, listen, I know I may have fumbled my unique ability. That's in the past. Any more dwelling on it is just distracting from the matter at hand.

Notice Fire is just being mean to me instead of defending himself or scumhunting.

I just love that you tried to take over leadership by killing me, but you botched it up so bad.

I mean, its a story for the ages.

The tale of a deputy who tried to kill his Sheriff, but his gun jammed as he pulled the trigger.

The Sheriff saw this and took pity on the poor deputy, he wasn't ready for the responsibilities of Sheriff and was jealous of the Sheriffs good looks and charisma.


We shall ignore this for rest of the game, but I am definitely going to have a ball in post game talking about it

[DarknessB]

Now we have to lynch you to confirm your role, in order to confirm Firebringer.

Remember, we don't even know if we get roles / role cards upon lynch. I suppose it's possible though, but absolutely an open question given this setup and given we got nothing on Toadette when she died.

[DarknessB]

I just love that you tried to take over leadership by killing me, but you botched it up so bad.

I mean, its a story for the ages.

The tale of a deputy who tried to kill his Sheriff, but his gun jammed as he pulled the trigger.

The Sheriff saw this and took pity on the poor deputy, he wasn't ready for the responsibilities of Sheriff and was jealous of the Sheriffs good looks and charisma.


We shall ignore this for rest of the game, but I am definitely going to have a ball in post game talking about it

Yeah, alright -- enough on the MattZed botched assassination of Fire for now, but back to the game.

[RLVG]

Remember, we don't even know if we get roles / role cards upon lynch. I suppose it's possible though, but absolutely an open question given this setup and given we got nothing on Toadette when she died.

BUT MY ROLE SAYS OTHERWISE

[MattZed]

I just love that you tried to take over leadership by killing me, but you botched it up so bad.

I mean, its a story for the ages.

The tale of a deputy who tried to kill his Sheriff, but his gun jammed as he pulled the trigger.

The Sheriff saw this and took pity on the poor deputy, he wasn't ready for the responsibilities of Sheriff and was jealous of the Sheriffs good looks and charisma.


We shall ignore this for rest of the game, but I am definitely going to have a ball in post game talking about it

If you truly agree to move on, I suppose I don't need to pressure you for sticking to it.

-unvote

That DarknessB though, right?

[Frog]

Okay, so Slaol is telling me that I blew my one chance on Fire and that I can't kill Frog.

Screw you, Slaol. I thought we had something special.

You misread.

No one can kill me.

I'm fruit immune.

[DarknessB]

BUT MY ROLE SAYS OTHERWISE

Are we not putting past Slaol to make roles with partially useless abilities though? Open question, I guess? I mean, I suppose it's possible MattZed was set up to botch his assassination attempt if there aren't fruit roles?

[Firebringer]

I will say that gave me a very strong town read on MattZed though lol.

I mean, can we even still confirm their is town/mafia/triad/werewolf/terrorist/illuminati in this yet?

ANYONE HAVE WIN CONDITIONS IN THEIR ROLE CARD AT ALL!

[DarknessB]

Is it possible this entire game is some very odd beta test for roles that Slaol intends to use in the future?

[DarknessB]

I will say that gave me a very strong town read on MattZed though lol.

I mean, can we even still confirm their is town/mafia/triad/werewolf/terrorist/illuminati in this yet?

ANYONE HAVE WIN CONDITIONS IN THEIR ROLE CARD AT ALL!

No wincons in my card, nor references to any factions.

[Firebringer]

Ohhh I wish Slaol used my Time Manipulator role.

That role is something I really want to test for a game.

[RLVG]

Inb4 Win Condition :
Everyone abstains all actions, doesn't lynch and stops all conversation.

[DarknessB]

Good, the Europeans are waking up. Anything to add guys?

[MattZed]

My rolecard doesn't have a wincon, but I was just assuming from the green that it meant Town. Slaol has been a bit of a cunt and didn't clarify that this is what it meant when I asked.

[RLVG]

Btw, NumberTwo - Firebringer said their feedback is involving you.

[Firebringer]

Btw, NumberTwo - Firebringer said their feedback is involving you.

This is still true.

[RLVG]

My rolecard doesn't have a wincon, but I was just assuming from the green that it meant Town. Slaol has been a bit of a cunt and didn't clarify that this is what it meant when I asked.

We're in the same situation then.
I'm a

- Launder

[DarknessB]

My rolecard doesn't have a wincon, but I was just assuming from the green that it meant Town. Slaol has been a bit of a cunt and didn't clarify that this is what it meant when I asked.

I'm guessing that ambiguity was intended to be honest. Is it possible that we all have a faction, but just don't know it?

[Firebringer]

Lol if I am evil in this game I am going to laugh my ass off because of my own slip of telling you guys I don't know my alignment.


Anyways, my result on Numbertwo was that he was not a fruit role.

[Firebringer]

My role for those of you:

FDA Inspector

[MattZed]

Lol if I am evil in this game I am going to laugh my ass off because of my own slip of telling you guys I don't know my alignment.


Anyways, my result on Numbertwo was that he was not a fruit role.

... what color is your role?

[SuperJack]

HEY GUYS IM A GOSH DARN AMERICAN.
HOW ABOUT ALL YOU FOLK JUST FOLLOW MY LEAD AND I GET US THE HEALLA OUTTS THIS PLACE.

[Firebringer]

... what color is your role?

No color.

It was just bolded.

[Numbertwo]

Lol if I am evil in this game I am going to laugh my ass off because of my own slip of telling you guys I don't know my alignment.


Anyways, my result on Numbertwo was that he was not a fruit role.

Im a Tailor My night action is silly.

[MattZed]

No color.

It was just bolded.

My role wasn't bolded.

I think you just admitted to being a neut.

[SuperJack]

I WAS PRAYIN TO OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR JESUS C
CHRIST HOPIN HE COULD GET RID OF THOSE GOSH DARN TAXES.

[DarknessB]

I WAS PRAYIN TO OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR JESUS C
CHRIST HOPIN HE COULD GET RID OF THOSE GOSH DARN TAXES.

I wonder if SuperJack is under some weird typing restriction like Toadette?

[SuperJack]

YOU KNOW WHAT WE NEED TO STOP THESE POOR SCHOOL SHOOTINGS? MORE GOD BLESSED GUNS. AND PRAYERS.

[RLVG]

Im a Tailor My night action is silly.

MY ROLE HAS A FUCKING PURPOSE

[Firebringer]

My role wasn't bolded.

I think you just admitted to being a neut.

For all I know, I am Neutral.

I mean, you guys have colors I guess. I don't.

Nobody has win conditions. I mean, I could be Neutral Evil for all I know.

[Numbertwo]

Superjack is an American.

[SuperJack]

YEHAW! MY ROLE ALREADY GAVE ME AN INSTANT WIN UIU DOUCHE BAGS. YOU ALL BE LOSERS!

[DarknessB]

YEHAW! MY ROLE ALREADY GAVE ME AN INSTANT WIN UIU DOUCHE BAGS. YOU ALL BE LOSERS!

So, it's like playing S-FM Glitch again?

[Numbertwo]

MY ROLE HAS A FUCKING PURPOSE

Well, i cant make someone look like another role.

[RLVG]

YEHAW! MY ROLE ALREADY GAVE ME AN INSTANT WIN UIU DOUCHE BAGS. YOU ALL BE LOSERS!

Did you get my Whitewash feedback?
Or is there no such feedback?

[RLVG]

Well, i cant make someone look like another role.

So wait, what IS your role then? What is its ability?

[Firebringer]

Anyone else think Slaol put 0 Fruit roles in this game?

Just to fuck with people like me and Matt?

[MattZed]

Ohey Zekrom.

[RLVG]

Ohey Zekrom.

I forgot he was even a thing.
Sup

[RLVG]

SJ is not answering me.