I have no friends. How do I make friends in real life?

[DarkTrooper]

I got like 50 friends in sc2 mafia, but i need real friends. I found out over the years sc2 friends in mafia are just plain losers. I need real friends. How?

[SuperJack]

Dont call them losers.

[Hypersniper]

well you an ignorant and arrogant, proberly racist american citizen who most likely lives in Detroit or Mississippi so i dont think your ever gonna get real or good internet friends

[Yukitaka Oni]

Dont call them losers.

He only care about winning, that explain why he make a lot of idea about unbalance role just for his own win, sigh. He has 50 but none of them worth for him because he worth none of them instead, not even sure the game say: play for fun
Or only care about winning and yelling like call of duty kid or league of legends rage player

[Yukitaka Oni]

Ain't no shit respect to the other add friend then you worth no shit for them. Karma

[Orpz]

wats ur snapchat? ill be ur rl friend

[Yukitaka Oni]

wats ur snapchat? ill be ur rl friend

Good luck comrade

[Bunny]

i have no friends either. Cryptonic doesn't allow me to have any.

[Slaol]

I got like 50 friends in sc2 mafia, but i need real friends. I found out over the years sc2 friends in mafia are just plain losers. I need real friends. How?

Join groups at school, whatever level of schooling you're in.
Join groups out of school, whatever level you're in.

If you're out of school and needing to ask you're fucked, sorry. Best bet at that point is like getting a girlfriend online then stealing her group of friends. I'm sure, like your sc2 friends, she's a total loser and you can convince her friends that you're much cooler.

[Hypersniper]

i have no friends either. Cryptonic doesn't allow me to have any.

Well in canada people use maple syrup as lube im guessing he found a lot of maple syrup bottles with you and then decidedto murder your ffriends with a ice hockey puck then lock you in with a ice hockey stick eh

Taking the mic out of Canadia since we should owm newfoundland

[BananaCucho]

You have no hope. Nobody wants to waste time being your friend.

[Hypersniper]

Lets play Russian roulette with 6 loaded bullets which always fires and darktrooper can start

[Bunny]

Well in canada people use maple syrup as lube im guessing he found a lot of maple syrup bottles with you and then decidedto murder your ffriends with a ice hockey puck then lock you in with a ice hockey stick eh

Taking the mic out of Canadia since we should owm newfoundland

Omg this is so accurate. Love me that maple lube at stampede breakfasts.

[Yukitaka Oni]

Lets play Russian roulette with 6 loaded bullets which always fires and darktrooper can start

-pull

[Bruno]

well you an ignorant and arrogant, proberly racist american citizen who most likely lives in Detroit or Mississippi so i dont think your ever gonna get real or good internet friends

how the fuck can you call him racist when you talk about that racist english group you hypocrite

lol "im a porn director" no ur 13

[Stealthbomber16]

Taking the mic out of Canadia since we should owm newfoundland

Thats mighty strong assumption from someone who cant spell Canada right.

[Hypersniper]

Thats mighty strong assumption from someone who cant spell Canada right.

I know how to spell canada but I like to call it canadia for cause I like it
Also I like the name newfoundland so we should own it

[Frog]

Slaloms advice is the most sound.

Understand- we as humans are social animals. It's important to be part of a group for your mental health. Join a group if you're not already a part of one.

As a man, competition is healthy and makes us better. Get physical, get social, get competitive.

That's why joining a sports team is really optimal. You learn to be a team player. Give respect, earn respect.

Edit** auto correct- "Slaol's advice"

[Cryptonic]

It's a joke thread

[Chrollo]

Well you could stop being racist.

It's a joke thread

I know =(

[Frog]

It's a joke thread

Great advice. Make more joke threads

[DarkTrooper]

IT'S NOT A JOKE THREAD. I HAVE NO FRIENDS. AND DO E-SPORTS COUNT AS JOINING A SPORTS TEAM?

[Cryptonic]

IT'S NOT A JOKE THREAD. I HAVE NO FRIENDS. AND DO E-SPORTS COUNT AS JOINING A SPORTS TEAM?

You having no friends was not the joke
I do appreciate the topic though. I just felt uneasy seeing so many people respond legitimately, so I had to point it out