last post win

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Maybe when the world consisted of 10 people. there wasn't war then, but once it hit 11 people, all hell broke loose.

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honestly though, could you imagine being one of the first humans

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they quickly learned not to fuck their own family

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in fact they fucked a lot of neanderthals

[Frog]

You can thank neanderthals for straight hair if you have it. Pure Homo Sapien DNA is all curly hair. That's right. Original humans were black.

[Frog]

You can thank national geographic for that fun fact

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And plenty more, for example, did you know that elephant poop is used to make paper?

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It's true, it's a very long process, pretty disgusting, but I've actually seen it been made before.

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I don't know why you would prefer to write on poo rather than chopping down a tree and writing on that instead though.

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I mean even a cave wall is better than writing on shit.

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I meant that quite literally.

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Holy shit Apo, do you have a program running?

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It takes a while for the new forum posts to refresh, its actually kidn fo funny.

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every once in a while I go to check out Apo's progress

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He has already managed to beat this thread... it makes me so sad

[Frog]

It will actually be quite difficult to get the 1337th post

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In any case I've been way behind on posts in this thread.

[Frog]

We really should be getting through 100 posts a day

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I thought if I would write thought provoking stuff it would spark debate, etc.

[Frog]

You know, put some passion into the thread

[Frog]

Instead of a lifeless program

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Ok, ^that was just me being jealous of Apo's awesomeness

[Frog]

I'll admit it, i'm a little jelly.

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I'm also quite hungry...

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I'm goi ng to need to get some food..

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but I'm so close to the 600th post

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Yeah I'm not goi ng to make it but it was a good run.

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I'll be back with REAL stories.

[Frog]

Maybe ones that involve love?

[Frog]

Nah, dudes don't like love stories.

[Frog]

I gotta say though, I've pulled some pretty romantic antics recently.

[Frog]

If anything maybe it'll give you guys some nice ideas to try out

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No, it does not involve "$10, get anything you want from the dollar menu"

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Although I jokingly did that recently and she was down for it. Already had reservations for a nice place, so I was like, FUCK MICKY D'S!

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DDDDEEEEZZZZZ

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lol

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i've got an idea

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i'll type of faceboook statuses on my news feed

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"Just another day saving lives and delivering babies! Think I'll actually miss medical training once it's over. Can't wait to put on that uniform next week though!"

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"seed of filth"

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"Vandy prepared me for the working world in many ways!"

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"For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others; for beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness; and for poise, walk with the knowledge that you are never alone."

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"Guys"

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"I got a little vulnerable this time..."

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"National geographic filming a new series on "life hacks" and how to gain different systems, programs, and get a head... This was filmed next to our counter using our stuff. Will air feb 2015."

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Typical Penny.

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I think you will appreciate this!

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"Anybody who appreciates Nashville sign this: https://wh.gov/lLou6"

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"Mrs.Doubtfire. I can't even count how many times my mom would say "The best gift you kids could ever give me is a Mrs.Doubtfire moment. Come home to a clean house with dinner on the table." haha maybe someday "

[Frog]

"Happy Birthday!
Gareth Bale turns 25 today! A couple months ago, he reached the high point of his young career.
Remember this? WATCH: https://foxs.pt/1qHHPee"