We should all start to live before we get too old. Fear is stupid. So are Regrets. - Marilyn Monroe
Wow... I have to stop drinking absinthe. It just goes down way too easy.
Obligatory check in.
For those who want to know more bout Absinthe:
Absinthe is an ancient alcoholic beverage.
It was consumed by many creative geniuses throughout the ages, including but not limited to Winston Churchill, Vincent Van Gogh, and Ernest Hemingway.
This particular alcohol is a very high proof content alcohol, usually measuring over 50% alcohol, but sometimes being as strong as 70%+.
It is usually green in appearance and has the taste of liquorice.
Also known as the drink of the "green fairy", Absinthe contains essence of wormwood, mold that grows on roots which, when fermented, becomes a hallucinogen.
In fact, many people hallucinate when drinking absinthe, they are just unaware of it's hallucinogenic effects while and after they have occurred. This usually makes people who are partaking in absinthe weird, or irregular, during the drinking session.
One famous case of the green fairy was when Vincent Van Gogh thought it would be a great idea to cut his ear off for his girlfriend.
Traditionally prepared by adding a couple drops of iodine to a sugar cube positioned on top of the absinthe drink, and subsequently melting the sugar cube into the absinthe shot/drink.
When mixed with sugary drinks, it also tastes delicious, however due to the high alcohol content, it will melt plastic cups and leave the liquorice smell for a long time.
ur a poser
LOL. Too lazy to embed, i'll do it later, but...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9f11lIbRAo8
never forget
FM XVII: Bonney Jewelry (Journalist)
FM XVIII: Kalou (Savage Godfather)
FM XX: Joseph Bertrand (Marshall)
FM XXI: USA (Escort)
FM XV: Whiskey (Whore)
So I'm heading to the airport in a couple of hours...
With a babe...
On a date...
For the weekend...
In a tropical paradise...
Pinnacle of bachelor status...
Achieved
I'm back. Incredible spectacular mind blowing weekend
fuck u all
Spoiler : Forum Mafia :
Hey Crypt,
It's technically summer in your parts right? Can/Do you go outside in short sleeves this time of year?
Location: Andover, Kansas
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There is at least one lie.
You are a liar.
What you said is most likely not true.
Therefore you don't live in Vegas and you can't confirm this sentence.
If you can't confirm this sentence but wished to insinuate that you could, you had something to gain for some ulterior motive.
If you have an ulterior motive and something to gain from lying, you are most likely supervillain.
If you are a super villain you most likely have evil super powers.
If you have evil superpowers you will most likely reveal your plan.
If you reveal your plan, it will most likely be a lie because see Point B.
Now if only there was some water in the lakes I would be happy
Intellectual growth comes from discussions, not arguments. If you are unwilling to change your position and hear the other persons side you are closed minded and wasting your time.
If you can not clearly explain what the other sides reasoning is you can not disagree with their position because you do not understand it.
and we all know the cake is a lie
#lockthreadsoiwin
Bet better.
This is the Revolution. The glorious Evolution. There is no light, without shadow.
The moon is out, my body's free flowing like a zombie
These words come out and I'm afraid that it's not me
I know that nothing good comes after midnight
Drunk on emotions and fatigue, I don't want to fight
But these dangerous games you play with feelings
You should know that you're going to come out hurt, not me
Let's take a minute to think about what happened
I found you in the desert and gave you a little tap dancin
Gave you a taste of the life in my romancin
Showed you the world on a whim of a little passion
You really should feel special because I gave you the time
But the truth is I find women like you in dozens of dimes
To you, I'm unforgettable, experiences in your heart that will never settle
I took the fuel from your dreams and jammed on the gas pedal
But to me you were an experience,
a little bit of practice and then a little bit of distance
I was a little bit curious so I started to take you serious
But just for that second of incredulous dismiss
I know for a fact that you're always going to miss
out on the opportunity to give my dick a sloppy kiss
Fuck
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As in... sleep.
This statement is false. Or.. Is it..? Actually, I think it is the following statement that is false. Also, the preceding statement is true. u wot m8?
If you aren't mindqf'd enough yet, go and try to solve THIS.
Why do Jewish abortion jokes never get old?
Intellectual growth comes from discussions, not arguments. If you are unwilling to change your position and hear the other persons side you are closed minded and wasting your time.
If you can not clearly explain what the other sides reasoning is you can not disagree with their position because you do not understand it.
Can I please be a marine hero?
I'm best with DPS type heroes, or ranged units.
Ok, I'll be a hydralisk then?
Which unit is best for Mafia, I'm a noob.
Is this like Captain Mousey RPG?
Ok, so it sounds exactly like Captain Mousey RPG
I call the best unit, because I'm new!
no shut the fuck up
Spoiler : Forum Mafia :
Ash, are you really from Japan?
ash is a 10 year old boy from the kanto region
He's not from Pallet Town?
And serious, what in the mother flipper! I just checked Wikipedia, Ash isn't a Pokemon Master yet? This is worse than How I Met Your Mother, it just never happens. I know that show ended, but I stopped watching/caring after so many seasons of never meeting the mother.
Really Ash? You're going to be the very best? You got my hopes up, you monster!
You didn't think you could win that easily, did you?
So who will admit to being the following?
Next poster is trans+cannibal+pedophile+necrophile+bestial
This statement is false. Or.. Is it..? Actually, I think it is the following statement that is false. Also, the preceding statement is true. u wot m8?
If you aren't mindqf'd enough yet, go and try to solve THIS.
Care to tell us your story? How did you develop all those... traits?
This statement is false. Or.. Is it..? Actually, I think it is the following statement that is false. Also, the preceding statement is true. u wot m8?
If you aren't mindqf'd enough yet, go and try to solve THIS.
I'm going to group similar traits together:
Cannibal - necrophile - bestial - pedophile
Trans (unlike all others, therefore it's a lie).
Also Slaol, I think you can just change your name without having to create a brand new account altogether.