Oh by the way, congratulations team, we've made it past 100 posts. Just 9,900 to go, or possibly 4,900. Basically we still have at least 98% left to go... que demotivational posters
League of Charms (18+)
Best pick up lines: GO!
Did you just fart?
Because you blew me away!
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
I wish you were my pinky toe, so I could bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.
I ain't no weather man but, I think you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
Do you know the difference between a boner and a cheeseburger? You're not giving me a cheeseburger right now.
Well maybe I ain't Santa, but you can sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up.
Faggotry unchained
COMBO BREAKER!
New Challenge:
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*Note that this competition has no limit on syllables.*
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Can someone bock or delete this thread its starting to get annoying a is a proms source of spam
maybe?
This seems like a scam. The purpose of the thread is to post last. I believe one of the G.D. moderators said spam is not relevant in C.J. - I'll find the quote!!!
Also we're well behind track for making it to 5/10 thousand posts....
we just barely made it over 100 :'(
COME ON PPL! POST MOAR!!!
Also, I'm winning
After the nuclear holocaust only 2 things will be alive. Roaches and this thread.
Labor of love... every time i log in... this thread gets bumped. it may as well be called the "times Frog logs in thread"
I just need to log in 20 times a day for a long time 0_0
Boring Introduction:
Yup, I logged back in. Obligatory post. Maybe if we make this thread the obligatory sign in thread... there might be a chance of making it to 5,000 posts... 5,000 - 146 = hmmmmm 10,000 - 146 = 0_0
Razzle Dazzling Entertaining Story 5/5
I stopped using whatsapp for about a year- ridiculous since I travel so much, it would have saved me a lot of money instead of international texting. So I've been using whatsapp as a means of mostly communicating with women. I get numbers from tinder matches, and I just migrate them to whatsapp.
One of the interesting aspects of whatsapp is the inclusion of whether or not the recipient of your message has SEEN the message you sent. This feature was also applied to facebook messaging (For those of you in the know, Facebook bought whatsapp for $19 billion USD mostly in cash going straight to the founders, nice haul). The problem is that if you receive a message the requires a response you're not willing to give, it leaves you in an awkward predicament. You can either:
A - not respond to the message making you look like a dick, or
B - be forced into responding to an uncomfortable message
The "seen" message delivery system is a tricky and useful feature. It will allow women to realize whether or not you're interested in them. It may also be used for mind games 0_0. It can be a test of mental fortitude (don't read the message, don't read the message, don't read the message... oh shit i read the message!)
Another new feature for whatsapp is the inclusion of voice notes. You're essentially able to have a 'free'* phone conversation with someone.
*Message lengths are limited are cost of whatsapp download is $0.99 USD per year
It's great for cross messaging, especially something you can't text. Say an accent, a sound effect, maybe a genuine laugh or a song. Anyway, it's pretty nifty.
Next up will be a raunchy review of Snapchat - (facebook only offered them $3 billion USD, losers )
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