Tinder - Single most life changing invention

[Frog]

Step 1. Take out your phone and download Tinder for free.
Step 2. Create a new FB account with select pictures of yourself
Step 3. Log into Tinder with your new FB account, choose pictures, write short bio
Step 4. Scroll through people, choose either 'like' or 'nope'
Step 5. If someone you 'like' also 'like' your profile, it's a match
Step 6. Flirt, lead to a meetup
Step 7. Hook up

The greatest invention ever. I love it. It's fairly easy for me to go out and meet people, but this just helps sort through it all. Highly recommend it to everyone. You literally have nothing to lose. Any age group can use it. It's free. It's fun. It's easy.

DO IT!

[Cryptonic]

Girls one meets on the internet are always such high quality

[Slaol]

I greatly anticipate the day that Frog once again talks about anything other than Tinder.

[Bunny]

people are too lazy and creepy these days!

[Mateo]

is this a paid ad? have you considered turning your body into a billboard?

[Mateo]

select pictures of yourself

fat girl angles galore

[Apocist]

Just...why....

[Frog]

Wow, I wasn't expecting this much hate. I was initially very skeptical about the whole thing, I thought it was a creepy slimy thing filled with sluts and worms. I was wrong. It's just like any other organic human conversation. The difference is that you preface the conversations by screening people who seem interesting or cute or fun to hang out with or share common hobbies etc. Just give a shot, it really can't hurt.

[Bunny]

lol this really does seem like an ad and that you work for this company.

[Mateo]

im not hating at all. i for one look forward to the day when all interaction is digitized so i dont have to leave my chair

[Cryptonic]

I personally enjoyed the part where it is recommended to make a new FB account so you can hide all the things about yourself which you are ashamed of.

[Slaol]

im not hating at all. i for one look forward to the day when all interaction is digitized so i dont have to leave my chair

Living in the future

[Slaol]

On the actual OP topic. I made one of these following a conversation between Gerik and Joe. I have only had legitimate interaction with 1 person on it and this was someone I actually met briefly IRL before making the thing. We worked on a play like 2 years ago but I was called in last minute to run tech stuff so never really talked to her. I was pretty sure I recognized her and she specifically saw this as some chance to talk to me. Was kind of weird and haven't felt called to talk to anyone since.

[Orpz]

Any age group can use it? Can you only see within your age group?

[Dagaen]

Frog just described typical dating service. This isn't new at all and I don't see what's so revolutionary about it. The name? Facebook integration?

[Cryptonic]

Step 1. Take out your phone and download Tinder for free.
Step 2. Create a new FB account with select pictures of alpha frat boys.
Step 3. Log into Tinder with your new FB account, choose pictures, write short bio which includes information such as how much you can squat.
Step 4. Scroll through people, choose either 'like' or 'nope'.
Step 5. If someone you 'like' also 'like' your profile, it's game time.
Step 6. Flirt, agree that her father is a jerk, lead to a meetup
Step 7. Kidnap them and chain them up in your basement.

The greatest invention ever. I love it. It's fairly easy for me to go out and kidnap people, but this just helps sort through it all. Highly recommend it to everyone. You literally have nothing to lose. Any age group can use it, so I mainly use it to lure Jr. High girls. It's free. It's fun. It's easy.

DO IT!

[Coast]

Step 1. Take out your phone and download Tinder for free.
Step 2. Create a new FB account with select pictures of alpha frat boys.
Step 3. Log into Tinder with your new FB account, choose pictures, write short bio which includes information such as how much you can squat.
Step 4. Scroll through people, choose either 'like' or 'nope'.
Step 5. If someone you 'like' also 'like' your profile, it's game time.
Step 6. Flirt, agree that her father is a jerk, lead to a meetup
Step 7. Kidnap them and chain them up in your basement.

The greatest invention ever. I love it. It's fairly easy for me to go out and kidnap people, but this just helps sort through it all. Highly recommend it to everyone. You literally have nothing to lose. Any age group can use it, so I mainly use it to lure Jr. High girls. It's free. It's fun. It's easy.

DO IT!

Damnit, Cryptonic. Don't inform naive females of our plan as they may become paranoid and delete the app.

[Glip]

I almost spam-o-matic'd this thread. Then I saw Frog was the one to make it and I decided to give him a second chance.

Also I don't think I shall be using this service, since it would require me to actually create a FB account with select pictures. Not to mention if we're to judge people based on a few pictures and a short bio alone, the odds of someone I "like" also "liking" me are slim to none.

[Frog]

LOL!!! The haterade is strong in here, but probably well deserved :-P I hold nothing against you Crypt; honestly I bring it on myself by what I share with you guys. Maybe if I shared my experiences of multicultural international upbringing, my dedication to volunteering, or maybe something as humanizing as how I value my family members, MAYBE you would be a little less critical. Although, again, I completely understand when I come on here and talk about working out, sex, and something as polarizing as Tinder, I'm an open target. Fair enough. I just discovered this new fun thing and highly recommend it.

@Glip - the bios matter. Some women include a portion about their interests and only seeking men who for example 'live and breathe Star Wars', 'can accept that My Little Pony is the best show on earth' etc.

I have a date tomorrow so I'm happy

[Bunny]

what about christianmingle.com you guys!?

[Apocist]

what about christianmingle.com you guys!?

Thats directed towards a singular religion

[Bunny]

Thats directed towards a singular religion

eh so? if you were a jewish man looking for a christian lady you might get lucky there! But you dont have to be christian to try it out. Don't gotta be japanese to eat sushi!

[Cryptonic]

LOL!!! The haterade is strong in here, but probably well deserved :-P I hold nothing against you Crypt; honestly I bring it on myself by what I share with you guys. Maybe if I shared my experiences of multicultural international upbringing, my dedication to volunteering, or maybe something as humanizing as how I value my family members, MAYBE you would be a little less critical. Although, again, I completely understand when I come on here and talk about working out, sex, and something as polarizing as Tinder, I'm an open target. Fair enough. I just discovered this new fun thing and highly recommend it.

@Glip - the bios matter. Some women include a portion about their interests and only seeking men who for example 'live and breathe Star Wars', 'can accept that My Little Pony is the best show on earth' etc.

I have a date tomorrow so I'm happy

it's not about you, but you were inspiration

[AppleyNO]

eh so? if you were a jewish man looking for a christian lady you might get lucky there! But you dont have to be christian to try it out. Don't gotta be japanese to eat sushi!

Why would a Christian lady be looking for a Jewish man on christianmingle.com? xD

My dad's friend found a girl that he has been with for three years on https://www.pof.com/ (plentyoffish)

[Bunny]

Why would a Christian lady be looking for a Jewish man on christianmingle.com? xD

My dad's friend found a girl that he has been with for three years on https://www.pof.com/ (plentyoffish)

lol no lady wants a jewish man =P

[AppleyNO]

lol no lady wants a jewish man =P

Best post 2014

[Admiral]

Wow, I wasn't expecting this much hate. I was initially very skeptical about the whole thing, I thought it was a creepy slimy thing filled with sluts and worms. I was wrong. It's just like any other organic human conversation. The difference is that you preface the conversations by screening people who seem interesting or cute or fun to hang out with or share common hobbies etc. Just give a shot, it really can't hurt.

How can you be screening people who seem "interesting" or "fun to hang out with" or "share common hobbies" when you're doing it off of a picture?

Tinder is for hookups, just call it for what it is. Doesn't mean you can't find a match, but that's not why you're there.

[Frog]

I'm doing it to find women to go to the beach with, or go hiking or diving or travelling around the region. I'm really not looking for a hook-up, I can do that by going out to a club. This is a means of having a conversation with those people see at the clubs and an opportunity to go out and do something different. Wow @Bunny , I feel like a spokesperson now. YOU HEAR THAT TINDER! PAY ME!