Worst translations / engrish thread

[RLVG]

I thought of making a CJ topic that's about the worst possible translations and / or engrish that you can possibly imagine.

I'll start with the Vietnamese Pokemon :

WROTE STATUS TO ELF REPORT. THE REPORT ABOUT OTHER EXPLORATIONS ARE BEING WRITTEN WRITE FROM THE TOP, AREN'T IT? NOW WE ARE WRITING THE REPORT. (Player)! WRITE THE REPORT!
- Text shown when saving the game

(Player) PULL THE POWER SUPPLY OUT
-Quote when the player turns on the PC, ironically enough

THE BURNT TOWER WAS BURNT OFF BY FIRE.
- Signpost in front of the Burned Tower, Ecutreak City

[Frog]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeHLS-1Tac8

[Orpz]

https://www.engrish.com/