Ask A Necro Anything

[Necroplant]

Good enough for a respected mod, then it's good enough for me.

Rules:

1) Don't talk about my mother.

2) No rape jokes about my father.

3) You cannot ask hate-filled questions like "Why don't you kill yourself?"

[Damus_Graves]

There are no respected mods.
Fact.

Why do you say that mods are respected?

[Necroplant]

There are no respected mods.
Fact.

Why do you say that mods are respected?

I'm not going to fall for this attempt to get me to badmouth mods. I just was unbanned, and don't want to be infracted for frivolous accusations as always.

[Ash]

what's a hate-filled question?

[Mateo]

what makes u think u r deserving of my curiosity?

[BorkBot]

Have you brought anything back from the dead recently?

And if so, what?

[Damus_Graves]

Necro how do I get like you?

[Necroplant]

what makes u think u r deserving of my curiosity?

Nothing, this is just the SC2 Mafia forum. It's far from real fame :P

Have you brought anything back from the dead recently?

And if so, what?

Perennial herbs. They can survive a deep frost and revive. You could argue that seeds themselves are dead.

Necro how do I get like you?

Pause each game 3x, and never unpause.

what's a hate-filled question?

A question that lowers my self-esteem.

[cookies4you]

What lowers your self-esteem?

[Damus_Graves]

Necroplant why are you a troll buffer?

[Ash]

what do u find interesting in game of thrones? wat do u find interesting in trolling sc2mafia? wat is ur purpose in life?

[Meh]

Do you have a life?

[Necroplant]

What lowers your self-esteem?

Being rejected by girls.

Necroplant why are you a troll buffer?

I've never heard of the term "troll buffer", so this question is N/A.

what do u find interesting in game of thrones? wat do u find interesting in trolling sc2mafia? wat is ur purpose in life?

There are over 100 things I find interesting about Game of Thrones. Each book is thick enough to absorb a bullet, and is filled with a ton of rich history of the realm of Westeros. I like trolling Mafia because it makes me giggle. My purpose in life is to find accessible pussy.

Do you have a life?

No, but I'm trying to restart it.

[louiswill]

Sorry, I invented the troll buffer term for you...But I think it makes sense...

Anyway,

May I ask you, when will you join a FM mafia with us?

[Cryptonic]

how much weed do you smoke a day?

[Necroplant]

Sorry, I invented the troll buffer term for you...But I think it makes sense...

Anyway,

May I ask you, when will you join a FM mafia with us?

Can't fucking pause in FM Mafia. Fuck that shit!

how much weed do you smoke a day?

1 gram a day if I'm holding, which I'm not ATM.

[Ash]

There are over 100 things I find interesting about Game of Thrones. Each book is thick enough to absorb a bullet, and is filled with a ton of rich history of the realm of Westeros. I like trolling Mafia because it makes me giggle. My purpose in life is to find accessible pussy.

9/10.

also by troll buffer he means every time you join a sc2mafia game, you give trolls a 10% bonus attack or something.

what's the most potent drug you've tried? since when did you first start smoking weed? do people call you a 'pothead' often?

[Cryptonic]

what's the highest hourly wage you've ever maintained?

[TheDarkestLight]

Who supplies your drugs?

[Necroplant]

9/10.

also by troll buffer he means every time you join a sc2mafia game, you give trolls a 10% bonus attack or something.

what's the most potent drug you've tried? since when did you first start smoking weed? do people call you a 'pothead' often?

I once did two lines of cocaine. Kept me awake and enthusiastic all night, and I didn't like how unstable I felt in the morning. Not my kinda drug.

I've also done two hits of salvia, and it was such a trippy experience. I've never done acid, but I swear salvia knocks it out the park for 5 minutes of your life. No, I'm just called my real name.

what's the highest hourly wage you've ever maintained?

I've dug my own grave, so I don't care anymore: $14 CDN/hour.

Who supplies your drugs?

Your mother.

[Cryptonic]

I once did two lines of cocaine. Kept me awake and enthusiastic all night, and I didn't like how unstable I felt in the morning. Not my kinda drug.

lol this maky me laf

[Bunny]

I once did two lines of cocaine. Kept me awake and enthusiastic all night, and I didn't like how unstable I felt in the morning. Not my kinda drug.

gottta take dat xanax before bed and yu'll be good in the morning.

[TheDarkestLight]

I once did two lines of cocaine. Kept me awake and enthusiastic all night, and I didn't like how unstable I felt in the morning. Not my kinda drug.

I've also done two hits of salvia, and it was such a trippy experience. I've never done acid, but I swear salvia knocks it out the park for 5 minutes of your life. No, I'm just called my real name.



I've dug my own grave, so I don't care anymore: $14 CDN/hour.



Your mother.

I knew that bitch was taking my product.

[Damus_Graves]

Wat do?

[FYRE]

if you had to choose between signalling a cop car to stop by holding out a severed hand or wearing underpants on your head for 1 week what would you do

[Jim]

Why does Damus think people don't like mods??? Elixir is awesome.

[FYRE]

Why does Damus think people don't like mods??? Elixir is awesome.

raptor is pretty cool 2

[Bruno]

Do you think I am too harsh?

(Exempt from infractions for this question so you can't claim that)

[Mateo]

NECRO WAT DO U JAM 2 IN BASEMENT?

[Necroplant]

if you had to choose between signalling a cop car to stop by holding out a severed hand or wearing underpants on your head for 1 week what would you do

This is an extremely stupid question. The resulting police arrest would result in at least one month jail time while they investigate who's hand it is, and if the person is still alive, it would count as aggravated assault. If the person is dead, GG. One week of underpants pales in comparison.

Do you think I am too harsh?

(Exempt from infractions for this question so you can't claim that)

Sorry, have to take it back. I was confusing you with creedkingz, RaptorBlaze, Lysergic and Slaol. Is even admitting that I gamethrew on my old account worth being banned for two weeks on the forum? "Evading ban", a new forum offense. Run, tell your friends! (I'm better now, however)

NECRO WAT DO U JAM 2 IN BASEMENT?

I don't have a playlist on my computer lol. I have a lot of Tea Party and Soungarden tracks I need to upload to my phone. I've even disabled the music in StarCraft 2. However I didn't disable it for Skyrim. SC2 Mafia is a lot funnier without the music.

[Mateo]

HECK YES SMOKE DOPE AND LISTEN 2 SOUNDGARDEN

I MISS THE 90s