Chain Thread, themed "JESUS WEPT"

[Necroplant]

Part of my latest troll persona has evolved into the too-often abused phrase "Jesus wept." You hear it said a lot in movies and writing, and I'm sick of it! So one of my Mafia names is now "JESUS WEPT", and my light spam includes:


BOSTON POLICE DETECTIVE AT MURDER SCENE: "JESUS WEPT."

U.S SOLDIER AT LIBERATION OF AUSCHWITZ: "JESUS WEPT."

POLICE AT SCENE OF SCHOOL SHOOTING: "JESUS WEPT."

FIREFIGHTER AT RUINS OF WTC: "JESUS WEPT."


Can you guys help me out here? I'm running out of inspiration!

Create more scenarios, all in caps (same format as displayed) that end with the phrase "JESUS WEPT."

[Bruno]

NECROPLANT GOT INFRACTED FOR NSFW SEX STORY: "JESUS WEPT."

[Cryptonic]

I've personally never heard "Jesus Wept" before, just saying.

[Ash]

I've personally never heard "Jesus Wept" before, just saying.

this.

[Necroplant]

I've personally never heard "Jesus Wept" before, just saying.

YOUR WIFE IS UPSET WITH HER SKIN AND IS TRYING TO PULL IT OFF: "JESUS WEPT."

Cmon, follow that format :P

[creedkingsx]

What type of scenarios...?

[Ash]

a black man was caught on camera while robbing a store: "necroplant's mother's wept"
did i do it right

[Cryptonic]

You hear it said a lot in movies and writing

Jesus wept is a phrase famous for being the shortest verse in the King James Version of the Bible.

>_>

"Jesus wept" features prominently in various stories, including an episode of The Waltons, the film Barbershop 2: Back in Business and the book The Color of Water, as a Bible verse that is easy for a child to memorize.

In Clive Barker's 1987 horror film Hellraiser during a torture scene towards the end of the film, character Frank Cotton utters his final words: "Jesus wept", as the film explores the theme of pain as a source of pleasure. Cotton's use of the words is sampled in the track "Revaluation of All Values" by UK black metal band Anaal Nathrakh, "Fascist Jock Itch" by Canadian band Skinny Puppy, and "Jesus Wept" by Belgian industrial act Suicide Commando on their 2000 album Mindstrip.

The words are also used as the title of various other works. Jesus Wept is an album by rap group P.M. Dawn. "Jesus Wept" is also the title of a song by Suffocation on the 1991 album Effigy of the Forgotten. Jayzus Wept is a short book by Pete St. John; the title is the phonetic spelling of the phrase as spoken in Dublin, Ireland. "Jesus Chorou" (in Portuguese) is a song by Brazilian hip-hop group Racionais MC's. British experimental music group Current 93's album Dogs Blood Rising contains a song entitled "Raio No Terrasu (Jesus Wept)."


Yes, i've never seen/heard/read/heard of any of these.

[Necroplant]

There are a lot of cop shows where they have said this at least once. If you want me to do intensive research, I will.

But I guarantee you this: you have seen it, it's just not a significant line in a movie.

[Cryptonic]

There are a lot of cop shows where they have said this at least once. If you want me to do intensive research, I will.

But I guarantee you this: you have seen it, it's just not a significant line in a movie.

I didn't want you to do intesive research until you guaranteed me.

[Necroplant]

I didn't want you to do intesive research until you guaranteed me.

NECROPLANT DOES INTENSIVE RESEARCH ON THE WHALING INDUSTRY: "JESUS WEPT."

ASH'S DAD TOOK HIM INTO BED ONE NIGHT: "JESUS WEPT."

[Burnt Eskimo]

NECROPLANT DOES INTENSIVE RESEARCH ON THE WHALING INDUSTRY: "JESUS WEPT."

ASH'S DAD TOOK HIM INTO BED ONE NIGHT: "JESUS WEPT."

Burnteskimo remembers when Necroplant didn't try to force jokes. "Jesus wept."

[Jim]

Burnteskimo remembers when Necroplant didn't try to force jokes. "Jesus wept."

Burnt ur perfect, why u no get BurntEskimoIII unbanned. "Jesus wept."

[Ash]

Necroplant ran out of weed once: "Necroplant wept."

[Doctective]

This is bad...

...even for Necroplant.

[Necroplant]

This is bad...

...even for Necroplant.

New member, joined March 2013. Hmm, MUST BE A SMURF???

Mods get on the ban, plz.

[Duzero]

This is bad...

...even for Necroplant.

"Jesus wept."

[Cryptonic]

STUFF HAPPENED THAT CAUSED JESUS TO WEEP: "JESUS WEPT"

[Doctective]

New member, joined March 2013. Hmm, MUST BE A SMURF???

Mods get on the ban, plz.

>New member

>March 2013

I forgot to go back in time before I made this account.

[Burnt Eskimo]

if I made a thread like this in my prime id get banned and moved to circlejerk

check ur privilege necroplant

[Bruno]

>New member

>March 2013

I forgot to go back in time before I made this account.

>Admiral

[Cryptonic]

Was just going through my junkmail and i have an email:

SENDER: Daily Bible Verses
TITLE: And Jesus wept


looool

[Brendan]

wtf is jesus wept srsly