If Money was not a factor...

[Glip]

If money were* not a factor, I would finally get that DR-212 that I've been wanting for a few weeks. Just need $100 more dollars, damn money factors.

I would also start a Medifast diet.

Then I would use the guitar, along with my MVP guitar skills and new slim physique and anything else I that I think she might like to woo the girl that I like. <-- This will most probably fail epicly.

Then of course, obtain and do whatever is necessary make sure she lives a long and happy life. Even if "happy" means being with someone other than me.

Having now settled into the life of a forever alone virgin, I will then obtain the world's most epic gaming computer and other gaming systems, along with any game I wish, and drown my sorrows in games until I die.

[Jim]

If money were* not a factor, I would finally get that DR-212 that I've been wanting for a few weeks. Just need $100 more dollars, damn money factors.

I would also start a Medifast diet.

Then I would use the guitar, along with my MVP guitar skills and new slim physique and anything else I that I think she might like to woo the girl that I like. <-- This will most probably fail epicly.

Then of course, obtain and do whatever is necessary make sure she lives a long and happy life. Even if "happy" means being with someone other than me.

Having now settled into the life of a forever alone virgin, I will then obtain the world's most epic gaming computer and other gaming systems, along with any game I wish, and drown my sorrows in games until I die.

A DR-212 is 170 bucks, so saying only needing 100 more is wrong, should say I am almost half way because the only part makes it seem like 100 is only a small portion of it.

[Glip]

A DR-212 is 170 bucks, so saying only needing 100 more is wrong, should say I am almost half way because the only part makes it seem like 100 is only a small portion of it.

I did not say only.

[Jim]

I did not say only.

You expect me to read when I try and correct people?

[Bruno]

If money were* not a factor, I would finally get that DR-212 that I've been wanting for a few weeks. Just need $100 more dollars, damn money factors.

I would also start a Medifast diet.

Then I would use the guitar, along with my MVP guitar skills and new slim physique and anything else I that I think she might like to woo the girl that I like. <-- This will most probably fail epicly.

Then of course, obtain and do whatever is necessary make sure she lives a long and happy life. Even if "happy" means being with someone other than me.

Having now settled into the life of a forever alone virgin, I will then obtain the world's most epic gaming computer and other gaming systems, along with any game I wish, and drown my sorrows in games until I die.

STOP
TALKING
ABOUT
YOUR
GEETAR

[Glip]

STOP
TALKING
ABOUT
YOUR
GEETAR

NEVAH

Also it's not my guitar. Not yet.