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    Why Daenarys Targaryen is a stupid bitch (SPOILERS)

    ASOIAF fans, this is for you! (SPOILERS AHEAD!!)

    After finishing "A Dance with Dragons", I've come to realize that I hate that dumb bitch. Let's list the points:

    1) Even after his death, Dany still feels love for her brother Viserys, who wanted to rape her the night before her wedding to Khal Drogo, who beat her often for his own rage and anger at their situation, and sometimes thinks that Viserys deserved the Iron Throne more than her.

    2) Her and Viserys have played pitiful beggars their entire lives, but when he's dead and she goes to Qarth, she is given lots of food and treasures in return for the mere sight of her dragons. I know she had to get an army and wealth somehow, but she pretty much flirted her way into riches. When she asks some of the merchants for their ships to cross the Narrow Sea, she's so unwilling to let them fuck her for it, thinking she shouldn't have to give anything.

    3) She kicks out Jorah Mormont for lying to her about his espionage activities in her presence, yet still misses him when he's gone and regrets her decision.

    4) Whenever Ser Barristan is about to reveal what her father, The Mad King, was REALLY like, she cuts him off - not wanting to hear the truth. Later on, she says to herself "Do I have the 'taint'?" She still blames Ned Stark for his role in his overthrow, though he's one of the most honourable men in the realm. He himself found the murder of her family disgusting and abhorrent, which Barristan tries to explain.

    5) She is in love with Daario Naharis, a sellsword captain she hired. They fuck a few times, and when it comes time to picking her husband - noble lardass Hizdahr (who has probably been orchestrating the murders in Meereen), or Daario (who would just kill all her suspected enemies), she chooses the less violent and less attractive route. They resume to plot when she is missing, so she'd have been better off with Daario.

    6) She lets Skahaz torture a man's daughters in front of her to find information on the murders in the city, then later questions his methods (when she herself authorized them). Many people have suffered incredible pain at this teenage bitch's command.

    7) When Quentyn Martell finally arrives in her court and offers his hand in marriage, and 50,000 Dornishmen to fight for her, she reflects on how plain-faced he is and isn't really attracted to him. She instead goes for someone way less attractive than him, and who doesn't even have that many swords to pledge to her army.

    AND FINALLY...

    She loves to question reality. When she angrily asks Admiral Groleo why he can't build ships to destroy the Yunkish fleet blockading Meereen, he explains to her that she herself destroyed his ships to help siege the city. There is no wood to chop for miles, and she basically says "Ride a horse for weeks and bring back enough wood to create a fleet."

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    Re: Why Daenarys Targaryen is a stupid bitch (SPOILERS)

    Yeah, but she has dragons.
    I love oops

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    Re: Why Daenarys Targaryen is a stupid bitch (SPOILERS)

    Quote Originally Posted by Apocist View Post
    Daenarys is a weird name..
    Apocist is a weird name.
    I love oops

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    Re: Why Daenarys Targaryen is a stupid bitch (SPOILERS)

    Quote Originally Posted by MintBerry Crunch View Post
    She is hot doe.
    /thread
    Lol I think I allude to that in a couple of those. She's hot, and thinks that she can be a cock-tease in Qarth to get her powerful navy and army and shit. Also Viserys pretty much whores her out to Khal Drogo in order to persuade him to help retake the Iron Throne. He says that he'd even let her be fucked by all the Dothraki AND their horses if that's what it took LOL!

    In the show, they couldn't pay homage to the book by showing Jason Momoa fucking a 13-year old from behind on television.

    Also, the thing about the name Daenarys is that House Targaryen is of "Old Valyria", so their names are descended from the lineage of the land they escaped (that had a major natural disaster called "The Doom", which was most likely a massive volcanic eruption). Some of the names of Targaryens described in the books are Aegon, Aemon, Viserys, Aerys, Rhaella, Rhaenar, and Baelor.

 

 

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