Calling the cops to troll someone

[Necroplant]

Kicking in the nuts is a very dishonourable action to take in a physical fight. I've discovered an even bigger one: calling the cops to resolve an argument.

There was the time my mom called them when I was 18 because I was going on a road trip and not telling her where I was going. She decided to throw in "he was pushing me" so I'd get put in cuffs.

There was the time recently I was just walking through a condo parking lot, and I was followed by this crazy bitch who kept asking me why I was there, violating private property, and she wanted to call the police on me for just walking.



In a city like this with a zero murder rate, the cops are well on-hand to deal with crises like this. If they have the units, they'll send them to any call.

Remember 9/11? How many people called the cops on their Arabic neighbours just to racistly troll them?

For a few years there's been a drunk-driving tip line in Ontario, where you can even call 911 if you see someone swerving in the road, and they'll regard it as an emergency call and send a cop to chase them down. I wonder how many calls have been trolling?

But I'm sure if you abuse it too blatantly, you can be charged with mischief or abuse of an emergency line.



But try and handle the situation by yourself, and that's illegal too. I wasn't allowed to break that woman's nose, because of various laws, both real and imaginary. I suppose I should look into the laws of harassment. It would be fun to call the cops on someone because they were bugging me.

But do you see the slippery slope?

If we all continue this cycle of abuse/pussyness, then we're going to have to hire more cops to deal with differences of opinion, or leaves on our side of the driveway, etc. Maybe I should rise above humanity, and never use 911 as a tool of trolling?

But for now, here's something we all wish we could do:

[Cryptonic]

The funniest part of this topic is you took time to write this all out.

[Bunny]

lol my dad called the cops on me to mine own house to ttroll me when i was 16

[Necroplant]

Is that your cunning wit? Do you have a more useful contribution?

[Necroplant]

lol my dad called the cops on me to mine own house to ttroll me when i was 16

Kids need to be better educated on how they can screw their parents around with the use of 911.

You can even initiate an involuntary suicide-by-cop if you report the right crime violation and they send some bad cops instead of good ones.

Or you can get them to taze your father by screaming "OH MY GOD, HE HAS A KNIFE, STOP HIM!!!"

The investigative policy of all American's law enforcement agencies (except the CIA, FBI and NSA) is to strike first and ask questions later. So if you were to report a suspected terror cell in your bitch neighbour's house, do you think the government would do a 5-day background check on your neighbours first?

No, they'll kick in their door, and while they're in detention, do their investigation.

[Bunny]

Kids need to be better educated on how they can screw their parents around with the use of 911.

You can even initiate an involuntary suicide-by-cop if you report the right crime violation and they send some bad cops instead of good ones.

Or you can get them to taze your father by screaming "OH MY GOD, HE HAS A KNIFE, STOP HIM!!!"

The investigative policy of all American's law enforcement agencies (except the CIA, FBI and NSA) is to strike first and ask questions later. So if you were to report a suspected terror cell in your bitch neighbour's house, do you think the government would do a 5-day background check on your neighbours first?

No, they'll kick in their door, and while they're in detention, do their investigation.

lol sadly my father would be the one to tell the cops "OMG SHE HAS A KNIFE"
I said something to the cops once i shouldn't have about my dad and was shunned from my family and called a rat, among other things, for weeks.

[Necroplant]

lol sadly my father would be the one to tell the cops "OMG SHE HAS A KNIFE"
I said something to the cops once i shouldn't have about my dad and was shunned from my family and called a rat, among other things, for weeks.

That's justice, then. Every parent needs a taste of jail once they've inflicted it on their children.

And at a certain point, you have to decide when it's healthy and righteous to betray your family and fuck them in the ass. I'm close to that point myself.

Best ammunition I have: telling grandma that everyone in the family smokes weed except her, we've just been keeping it from her. Or telling my dad's girlfriend what he REALLY thinks of her!

Lol my dad decided to read out loud my text messages at Thanksgiving, and I almost did it. But grandma wasn't there. Next time.

[Ash]

wow what kind of place do you live in, negro?

[Bunny]

That's justice, then. Every parent needs a taste of jail once they've inflicted it on their children.

And at a certain point, you have to decide when it's healthy and righteous to betray your family and fuck them in the ass. I'm close to that point myself.

Best ammunition I have: telling grandma that everyone in the family smokes weed except her, we've just been keeping it from her. Or telling my dad's girlfriend what he REALLY thinks of her!

Lol my dad decided to read out loud my text messages at Thanksgiving, and I almost did it. But grandma wasn't there. Next time.

lol our families seem awful! ahaha what does your dad raelly think of his gf?! i have to know.

[Necroplant]

lol our families seem awful! ahaha what does your dad raelly think of his gf?! i have to know.

She's a stupid southern broad, and a hypocrite (I'll admit my own). This is small, but from my point-of-view: she's a hypocritical pacifist. Any movie/show I've put on in their house she doesn't want to watch if it's got any violence in it. But she LOVED "Taken", because it's Liam Neeson. Nevermind that he rammed two nails into a guy's leg and tortured him, or that he punched multiple people and killed a lot of men. Oh her niece is an educator in North Carolina, and ran from the room during American Psycho when he cracked the neck of that homeless guy's dog, but is perfectly fine with violence against children. Oh, her side of the family is also Mormon.

Basically, her lack of organization with their businesses while he was away helped contribute to their large amount of debt.

[Necroplant]

Lol in a rage, my sister called me on the phone and said she'd kick my ass if I didn't do this or that. I can call the cops on her, legally, according to what my parents have taught me.

[Bunny]

lol call the cops on her! i wouldn't put up with that! or chase her with a weapon, that works too.

your dads gf sounds awful, i hate people like that especially mormons.

[Jim]

lol call the cops on her! i wouldn't put up with that! or chase her with a weapon, that works too.

your dads gf sounds awful, i hate people like that especially mormons.

Ya those mormons being all nice and wearing their white shirts and backpacks and trying to convert me to their religion!

[FYRE]

The funniest part of this topic is you took time to write this all out.

^^^

[Bunny]

Ya those mormons being all nice and wearing their white shirts and backpacks and trying to convert me to their religion!

They're too pushy! Like those people who try and force you to talk to them on the street for that "I am a girl" foundation shit. Hate them!

[Necroplant]

They're too pushy! Like those people who try and force you to talk to them on the street for that "I am a girl" foundation shit. Hate them!

Women have already made a lot of headway, they have some significant disadvantages in some areas, and strengths over men in others. Like the fact that texting, makeup-checking girls "statistically" are better drivers than men? I always like complaining that I'm punished because of my douchebag generation. Yet the old guy who plows down a crowd has the lowest insurance rate.

Is it because statistically, there are more deaths spread out among more male drivers? They don't care that a few old men mowed a crowd down, or the old ladies who have destroyed banks?

Yes, would a young male/female be that stupid?

But also, about religious folk: I've been approached twice by religious people offering me literature on our Lord, just looked at them and said "no". No manners needed there. When there's nobody at the bus stop, they leave a piece of paper with apocalyptic scripture on it with a small stone as a paperholder lol!

[oops_ur_dead]

God is this how shitty Burlington is? I thought it was a nice place.

[Admiral]

Lol in a rage, my sister called me on the phone and said she'd kick my ass if I didn't do this or that. I can call the cops on her, legally, according to what my parents have taught me.

If your parents are anything like you, I would not listen to a thing they said.

[Chane]

the USA makes me laugh my ass off every time

[Ash]

the USA makes me laugh my ass off every time

ill have u know that the USA's atomic bomb ended WW2

[creedkingsx]

ill have u know that the USA's atomic bombs ended WW2

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