I'm Alive!!!!!

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Hi guys. I'm alive. Thank you all for your concern and well wishes. I can tell i was greatly missed while i was out. The 14+ hour days are over! Buy oh no! What's this?! It's school! GWAR!!!!! School and work ohnnnoooeeessss. I should still be moar active than the past two weeks >.>

Tl;dr I'm not dead in some ditch behind a building in some place all alone in the feeble position drenched in blood mud and excrement. I should be able to continue my corrupt reign over you simple minded sheep and continue to be the slave of the higher ups who take advantage of me when I'm handcuffed.

Here's a nice video to commemorate my return:

I love you all. Now bow.
*steps off soap box*