i served in vietnayum
it were 1968 and i had graduated from college
then it turned to 1969
i was drafted to the war in vietnayum
i was on point goin through a charlie (edited for political correctness) infested valley
SUDDENLY i hear "charlie is in the tree!"
i start 2 shoot into teh trees
i am then hit and taken back to the states where i live the rest of my life as an anti-war paraplegic
i was born on the 4th of july