RLVG's Adventure Quest: The Next Adventure

[Funce]

Evelynn
Female Demon Medic

Day 1
After wondering vaguely how I got here, I decide to walk towards the north while examining the pistol I had for any inscriptions, hints or clues.
I'm vaguely wondering why have I been banished to the mortal realm.
I feel confused.
I am light-headed from my spontaneous appearance.
I try to levitate, because I'm lazy and walking is for mortals.
I need to find a cloak.

[SuperJack]

OPERATING SYSTEM DETECTED: HUMANOID FEMALE
COMPATABILITY: UNCERTAIN



RESPONSE: THAT IS A POOR USE OF A CROWBAR.



ERROR: ACTION LOGS HAVE BEEN SUBMITTED AND RECORDED.



RESPONSE: IT IS RECOMMENDED THAT UNITS FROG AND CAILOR, DO NOT MAKE THAT MISTAKE AGAIN.

Why Why Why, what? what is a frog?

[deathworlds]

Why Why Why, what? what is a frog?

OPERATING SYSTEM DETECTED: HUMANOID FEMALE
COMPATABILITY: UNCERTAIN
EXPLANATION: UNIT CAILOR IS CONFUSING


RESPONSE: THAT IS A POOR USE OF A CROWBAR.
EXPLANATION: THE CROWBAR AS IT HAS BEEN DESIGNED, IS A TOOL. IF THE SITUATION DEMANDS IT, A CROWBAR IS A WEAPON.


ERROR: ACTION LOGS HAVE BEEN SUBMITTED AND RECORDED.
ERROR ANALYSIS: ACTIONS HAVE BEEN SUBMITTED FROM APPA. FEEDBACK HAS NOT BEEN RECEIVED


RESPONSE: IT IS RECOMMENDED THAT UNITS ESTEPHANIEIL VON ZIGGYHVC, AND CAILOR, DO NOT MAKE THAT MISTAKE AGAIN.

RESPONSE: ALL PREVIOUS STATEMENTS HAVE BEEN CORRECTED AND EXPLAINED.

[Suntax]

Deathworlds you hunk of bolts do you have nuclear Jr highly violate materials inside your body

[deathworlds]

Deathworlds you hunk of bolts do you have nuclear Jr highly violate materials inside your body

ERROR: DESIGNATION NOT DETECTED, REFER TO THIS UNIT BY APPA.

RESPONSE: UNCERTAIN, INITIATING SELF DIAGNOISTICS

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ERROR: SELF DIAGNOISTICS PROGRAM NOT DETECTED
ERROR ANALYSIS: UNIT HAS NOT BEEN PROPERLY PROGRAMMED

[Suntax]

Ok then
Appa you hunk of bolts do you have nuclear Jr highly violate materials inside your body

[deathworlds]

Ok then
Appa you hunk of bolts do you have nuclear Jr highly violate materials inside your body

RESPONSE: UNCERTAIN, INITIATING SELF DIAGNOISTICS.

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ERROR: SELF DIAGNOISTICS PROGRAM NOT DETECTED.
ERROR ANALYSIS: UNIT HAS NOT BEEN PROPERLY PROGRAMMED. UNIT NEEDS ADDITIONAL INPUT FROM ENVIORMENT.

[Frog]

Check :-)

[SuperJack]

Miss your pineapple....

[Frog]

Miss your pineapple....

Lol. I think NumberTwo blackmailed me and Helz into changing our profiles a long while back. He requested I be a pineapple, and I just never changed it. :-P

Now when you read the forums in public, people reading over your shoulder will think you're on a sex forum :-D

[SuperJack]

Lol. I think NumberTwo blackmailed me and Helz into changing our profiles a long while back. He requested I be a pineapple, and I just never changed it. :-P

Now when you read the forums in public, people reading over your shoulder will think you're on a sex forum :-D

You look too lumpy. I prefer cuddly. ^^ softness <3

[Frog]

You look too lumpy. I prefer cuddly. ^^ softness <3

That's why I have Watermeloann face :-) it balances out

[Toadette]

I'M TAKING SHELTER IN THE HUT

And plan to overtake it as my home and base of operations. If anyone needs an inn to recharge their strength in, I'll rent you a room cheap!

[Frog]

I'M TAKING SHELTER IN THE HUT

And plan to overtake it as my home and base of operations. If anyone needs an inn to recharge their strength in, I'll rent you a room cheap!

Sweet. Haven't received my next part yet. I'm still wondering what I'll do with the powerful magic ruby. It makes sense to power my sword with it (if I ever find a sword). But if I wear it on my head or ring maybe it grants overall stat boost. I'll just do whatever is most badass at the moment.

[deathworlds]

I'M TAKING SHELTER IN THE HUT

And plan to overtake it as my home and base of operations. If anyone needs an inn to recharge their strength in, I'll rent you a room cheap!

ANALYSIS: THAT WOULD BE A GREAT PLACE TO RECHARGE.
RESPONSE: IS SECURITY GUARANTEED?

[Toadette]

ANALYSIS: THAT WOULD BE A GREAT PLACE TO RECHARGE.
RESPONSE: IS SECURITY GUARANTEED?

Soon it will be I have to break the window to get in but I'll have precautions against future break ins

[Suntax]

the inn should sell 99.9% alcohol/ethanol so i can make explosives, in any case if anyone i dont like goes in that inn then im gonna take over the inn, kill everyone,loot the place, thn blow it up so dont let anyone i dont like in he inn

[Suntax]

Evelynn
Female Demon Medic

Day 1
After wondering vaguely how I got here, I decide to walk towards the north while examining the pistol I had for any inscriptions, hints or clues.
I'm vaguely wondering why have I been banished to the mortal realm.
I feel confused.
I am light-headed from my spontaneous appearance.
I try to levitate, because I'm lazy and walking is for mortals.
I need to find a cloak.

Evelynn since you are a female demon medic im gonna make the assumption you are able to preform somE... SEXUAL HEALING OH YEAHHHHH... and as such i will be on the hut to pay handsomely for anyone to preform some...SEXUAL HEALING OH YEAHHHHH...

[RLVG]

I know it's boring with yet another min-delay.

From Part 5 on, I'll publicly track who haven't submitted an action yet, it'll be edited appropriately.

Sending prods on the players who missed out on sending an action for Part 5.



And something completely different : There'll be plot options for Part 5!

[Suntax]

It's all good glorious leader rlvg but do we have a approx time we can get part 5 out would be great.
Any case a question to the populace
are you good evil or neutral
how many of you care if I kill the leader of dexan and become leader id the city .

[Frog]

I know it's boring with yet another min-delay.

From Part 5 on, I'll publicly track who haven't submitted an action yet, it'll be edited appropriately.

Sending prods on the players who missed out on sending an action for Part 5.



And something completely different : There'll be plot options for Part 5!

This is AWESOME!!!

It's all good glorious leader rlvg but do we have a approx time we can get part 5 out would be great.
Any case a question to the populace
are you good evil or neutral
how many of you care if I kill the leader of dexan and become leader id the city .

I haven't decided yet. I'm assuming that ruby I'm about to grab controls an undead army, so I guess we'll both be generals if you take over Dexan? :-D

Just because we may be the same alignment doesn't mean we'll be allied.

E.G. If I'm evil and wish to conquer you may be in my path even if you're evil.
If I'm good and wish to bring a utopia I may have to let a few hundred good heads roll.

I mean, these are extreme cases atm.

I could use the undead army for good or evil.

I guess my interactions with Humans will decide my alignment next turn.

[deathworlds]

This is AWESOME!!!



I haven't decided yet. I'm assuming that ruby I'm about to grab controls an undead army, so I guess we'll both be generals if you take over Dexan? :-D

Just because we may be the same alignment doesn't mean we'll be allied.

E.G. If I'm evil and wish to conquer you may be in my path even if you're evil.
If I'm good and wish to bring a utopia I may have to let a few hundred good heads roll.

I mean, these are extreme cases atm.

I could use the undead army for good or evil.

I guess my interactions with Humans will decide my alignment next turn.

ANALYSIS: UNIT IS TO HOSTILE TO HUMANS, APPA IS NOT HUMAN
RESPONSE: IS APPA IS A POTENTAL TARGET?

[Frog]

ANALYSIS: UNIT IS TO HOSTILE TO HUMANS, APPA IS NOT HUMAN
RESPONSE: IS APPA IS A POTENTAL TARGET?

I'm pretty much only hostile to Angels and Angel sympathizers up to this point. This racist aggression is due to my origin story. I may expand out if it. It depends what this ruby will do.

[deathworlds]

I'm pretty much only hostile to Angels and Angel sympathizers up to this point. This racist aggression is due to my origin story. I may expand out if it. It depends what this ruby will do.

ANALYSIS: APPA IS NOT AN ANGEL, AND ONLY SYMPATHIZES WITH THOSE THAT INCREASE APPA CHANCES OF SURVIVAL.
CONCLUSION: APPA IS NOT A TARGET AND THEREFOR DOES NOT NEED TO ELIMINATE UNIT EVA.

[Frog]

ANALYSIS: APPA IS NOT AN ANGEL, AND ONLY SYMPATHIZES WITH THOSE THAT INCREASE APPA CHANCES OF SURVIVAL.
CONCLUSION: APPA IS NOT A TARGET AND THEREFOR DOES NOT NEED TO ELIMINATE UNIT EVA.

Lol. You wouldn't be able to even if you tried... :-D

I posted my stats earlier. The ruby is going to turn me even more OP. :-D

Coordinate : CG - 71
I'm at 110 HP
I'm at +21 attack from ranged and melee dual wield weapons :-D (but -10 hp per attack before defense attributes applied (actually -6-8 hp per attack))
Also have +2 defense from boots, +2 endurance, and since I'm a knight I get a minor defense/attack boost.

Anyone remotely close?

[deathworlds]

Lol. You wouldn't be able to even if you tried... :-D

I posted my stats earlier. The ruby is going to turn me even more OP. :-D

LOGICAL FALLACY DETECTED: APPA HAS NOT BEEN PROGRAMMED AND REQUIRES INPUT FROM ENVIORMENT, IF UNIT EVA HAS OBTAINED THAT POWER FROM 1 TURN, THEN OTHERS MUST BE ABLE TO DO THE SAME.

[Frog]

LOGICAL FALLACY DETECTED: APPA HAS NOT BEEN PROGRAMMED AND REQUIRES INPUT FROM ENVIORMENT, IF UNIT EVA HAS OBTAINED THAT POWER FROM 1 TURN, THEN OTHERS MUST BE ABLE TO DO THE SAME.

Lol. You are correct.

I'll give you a hint.

Creativity is rewarded.

You'll never know until you ask.

[deathworlds]

Lol. You are correct.

I'll give you a hint.

Creativity is rewarded.

You'll never know until you ask.

RESPONSE: THAT IS CORRECT, CREATIVITY IS ESSENTIAL TO SURVIVAL.

[RLVG]

The host has figured out a way to handle actions and stuff properly.

part 5 is tomorrow.



Expect a more strict and mildly humiliating system.

[Suntax]

Is this to avoid people like me using my actions in the point limits but finding a loophole as the action system is confusing as most of us find it hard to tell when 1 action point has been used besides the fact moving 1 square is 1 action point.
but does fast travel boat things count as all action points or only 1?
also wanna give us a hint on why it's humiliating

[Frog]

I'm still committed to the game if you are RLVG

[deathworlds]

QUESTION: WHO DESIRES A TRUCE WITH UNIT APPA? EVERYONE IS WELCOME EXCEPT FOR UNIT SUNTAX.

[NoctiZ]

Damnit, host didn't answer questions I had. D:

[Suntax]

Appa you will be killed anyone who wants to be a ally of appa will be killed for everything they own and will not earn a place in evac during world destruction

[RLVG]

Everything has been processed. After dinner I'll be posting Part 5.

[RLVG]

Adventure Quest

Round 1, Part 5

The Secret War, The Ultimatum and The Return of Darkness has started.

What does this mean? That there's war in the distance that's going to happen, which is plot-driven.
Also, there's multiple of minor factions that has the potential of becoming great.

Multiple quest opporturnities come from joining armies, clans, cults, gangs and groups.

Now, here's the kicker : There's a secret. If you can unlock the secret, you get something really good.
If you can guess what the secret is then you may create your own "quest" which I may approve as your main quest, to give you a driving force to unlock the secret.
Host won't answer questions related to The Secret.



For something completely different : By a popular request and thought process, NPC Companions are possible to get after some relevant quests.

And finally, to answer something popular : The rewards are for a certain answer is subtly given through the adventure.

And now : New players!
Welcome deathworlds.



Player Submitted Actions : (Red = None, Green = Submitted)

• Brendan
• Calix
• DarknessB
• Deathworlds
• Frog
• Funce
• FYRE
• NoctiZ
• Stealthbomber16
• Suntax
• SuperJack
• TheDarkestLight
• Toadette

[NoctiZ]

Adventure Quest

Round 1, Part 5

The Secret War, The Ultimatum and The Return of Darkness has started.

What does this mean? That there's war in the distance that's going to happen, which is plot-driven.
Also, there's multiple of minor factions that has the potential of becoming great.

Multiple quest opporturnities come from joining armies, clans, cults, gangs and groups.

Now, here's the kicker : There's a secret. If you can unlock the secret, you get something really good.
If you can guess what the secret is then you may create your own "quest" which I may approve as your main quest, to give you a driving force to unlock the secret.
Host won't answer questions related to The Secret.



For something completely different : By a popular request and thought process, NPC Companions are possible to get after some relevant quests.

And finally, to answer something popular : The rewards are for a certain answer is subtly given through the adventure.

And now : New players!
Welcome deathworlds.



Player Submitted Actions : (Red = None, Green = Submitted)

• Brendan
  
• Calix
• DarknessB
• Deathworlds
• Frog
• Funce
• FYRE
• NoctiZ
• Stealthbomber16
• Suntax
• SuperJack
• TheDarkestLight
• Toadette

Hey host, I didn't get a feedback PM. Did you forget my actions? :P

[RLVG]

Hey host, I didn't get a feedback PM. Did you forget my actions? :P

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January 19th, 2016 08:50 PM

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Adventure Quest, Round 1, Part 5
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I'll send you a new PM if it somehow got eaten up by the hungry server creature.

[NoctiZ]

I'll send you a new PM if it somehow got eaten up by the hungry server creature.

Weird, but now I got it. Thanks!

[SuperJack]

Cailor checks her pockets. Only to find a mysterious "MacGuffin Chest of Ultimate Camel" is now there.

Cailor hopes that she can create an army of Camels to help all her friends! Which are currently numbered at 0.

-Process-

Cailor would be happy to share more of her secrets, for some of potential friends. As Cailor knows friends share secrets

[Frog]

Lol. I recruited a Doom Monk. FTW!

[Suntax]

I got job to kill some guy called Khans wife for a awesome rifle,also jacks fedora may give me luck so lucky me.
I also have no payment for this bottle of jager I got my hands on.

Action; I nod at Jack and thank him for the information, I put down my choccy bar as drink payment and tell jack its on me and grab the jager bottle then turn towards the Angel asking about about Khan and then i attempt smack him in the back of the head (knock him out)with the butt of my shotgun without him knowing then I hopefully put my other round in the back of his head and look at everyone (if succesfull)then say ''If anyone here says anything to anyone there will be worse things coming to you'' I'm my deep russian/borat accent then walk out the bar.
SUPER AWESOME MEGA ACTION

Also I need that main quest creation so the main quest is to nuke the world.

Is anyone an angel because even though I don't hate them I don't like them much.

[Frog]

^ that's badass

At this point I still hate Angels

[Suntax]

Thank you frog my good ally
if you hear anyone talk about gruesome Khan inform me because it's my bounties bitches .
also frog your opinion on appa aka deathworlds he sees me as a threat where all i wanna do is detonate a nuclear blast capable of world destruction while I launch into space to create my perfect life on mars.

[RLVG]

Also I need that main quest creation so the main quest is to nuke the world.

That's possible, if you manage to find The Secret and Awesome Legendary Cobalt Bomb.

[Suntax]

Yea man i will be able to destroy the world anyobe who wants off the world when it gets destroyed will need to put down a deposit as soon as I am able to see you and be my ally.

[Frog]

Yea man i will be able to destroy the world anyobe who wants off the world when it gets destroyed will need to put down a deposit as soon as I am able to see you and be my ally.

I'll be able to leave this world soon enough on my own.

The temple that teleported me to this world is a portal and the key to returning me home. I'm already back at the temple, but I doubt it would be that easy to enter and return home.

I think the Cult of Doom who occupy the temple have been waiting for my arrival. I am the Doom that is supposed to bring about world destruction according to them? Possibly?

[Frog]

Thank you frog my good ally
if you hear anyone talk about gruesome Khan inform me because it's my bounties bitches .
also frog your opinion on appa aka deathworlds he sees me as a threat where all i wanna do is detonate a nuclear blast capable of world destruction while I launch into space to create my perfect life on mars.

Lol. APPA, like Cailor, are just companion units. I wouldn't worry about them.

[deathworlds]

Lol. APPA, like Cailor, are just companion units. I wouldn't worry about them.

ERROR: APPA IS NOT A "COMPANION UNIT" APPA IS AN AUTOMATED PERSONAL PROTECTION APPARATUS, WHO I AM PROGRAMMED TO DEFEND IS IRRELEVENT TO OTHERS.

[SuperJack]

ERROR: APPA IS NOT A "COMPANION UNIT" APPA IS AN AUTOMATED PERSONAL PROTECTION APPARATUS, WHO I AM PROGRAMMED TO DEFEND IS IRRELEVENT TO OTHERS.

AWESOME.

Is that what you are 0-o

I dont know, Immight break if I ever companion with you!

^^ Part human part robot me ;)