Hello, NSA

[Bruno]

Fun website that generates blacklisted words into a sentence that, in itself, is harmless haha.

https://nsa.motherboard.tv/

Post your results: I'll go first


Pick up some Trojans if you drop by Target tonight. If I get one more denial of service, I'm going to burst


(Thread inspired by Jason Sudeikis)

[Vantas]

I have a bacterial infection. Food poisoning. A toxic plume made an evacuation from my bowels.

Gorgeous.

[xRavenx]

The Spurs–Heat final was a shootout. SAS are smart but Miami's power collapses their D and burned it w/ 3s

The Spurs and Heat are basketball teams, right?

[Helz]

Mexican food + horchata shake = 1 am dirty bomb & a brown out. Like floaters off the dock, every time.

This is fucking brilliant by the way. Wish I could rep

[jaczac]

Last night sucked. Those agrofrat bros ordered Irish car bombs until they collapsed &blacked out

this is excellent
fuck formatting

[Brendan]

By 2600, social media will displace the DEA. Cartel arrests & narcotic snares will be crowd–sourced & P2P.

[Brendan]

A whole gang of us are going to the Anthrax show–Toxic Holocaust is opening. It's going to be explosive.

[Brendan]

The world's most popular condom brands is named after the Trojan army. Is there something sick about that?