Game of Thrones Pedobears - SOME BAD LANGUAGE, LADIES!

[Necroplant]

I was thinking about funny parts in the series "A Song of Ice and Fire", and I suppose the funniest theme of the book is the pedophilia. Here are the best parts:

Arya: she's like 8 years old, and a sick [MODCENSOR] named Biter tells her twice in the book he'll "[MODCENSOR] her [MODCENSOR] [MODCENSOR]" with the stick she threatened him with.

Sansa: when Petyr Baelish adopts her as his "daughter" to smuggle her away from the Lannisters, he kisses her twice, and she's like 13 or 14, and he's her mother's age. The funniest is the 2nd kiss when he smooches her hard and says "Now there's a proper kiss, remember for next time!"

Daenarys: she's 13 when the series starts, and her brother Viserys wants to [MODCENSOR] her. But she's sold to a barbarian warlord named Khal Drogo, who [MODCENSOR] her furiously most nights. This huge beast of a man against this beautiful little dawning teenager.

Tommen: Tommen Barratheon is 8 years old when 16-year old Margaery Tyrell marries him.

Jeyne Poole: when Ramsay Bolton makes Theon watch him degrade the 13-year old girl, and she mentions later on in the books that he wanted her to have sex with [MODCENSOR]

[NettleS]

I heard 'child sex' is one of the top searched terms in Pakistan
'camel sex' and 'dog sex' also rank highly

[FYRE]

this thread is fucking disgusting. i dont see how this guy isnt banned

[tiloup1441]

it was posted in circlejerk

[Dmpk]

Yeah... I find no comedy in pedophilia. You have a very mis-construed version of funny.

[Necroplant]

Yeah... I find no comedy in pedophilia. You have a very mis-construed version of funny.

There were people who laughed at this thread! Isn't it funny how the mods increased the comedy level?

Daenarys being MODCENSORED by big Khal Drogo's MODCENSOR!

[Ash]

There were people who laughed at this thread! Isn't it funny how the Creedkingsx increased the comedy level?

Daenarys being MODCENSORED by big Khal Drogo's MODCENSOR!

I found it silly and immature. Fix pls. put it in spoilers

[creedkingsx]

I found it silly and immature. Fix pls. put it in spoilers

no.

[Necroplant]

FIX ASH'S PLACE OF ORIGIN, KANTO, JAPAN?

Reminds me of a word...what's that word....

CREED, SINCE MY NAGGERING POST GOT TAKEN DOWN, EDIT ASH'S DETAILS PLZ!

[creedkingsx]

FIX ASH'S PLACE OF ORIGIN, KANTO, JAPAN?

Reminds me of a word...what's that word....

CREED, SINCE MY NAGGERING POST GOT TAKEN DOWN, EDIT ASH'S DETAILS PLZ!

wut

[Ash]

FIX ASH'S PLACE OF ORIGIN, KANTO, JAPAN?

Reminds me of a word...what's that word....

CREED, SINCE MY NAGGERING POST GOT TAKEN DOWN, EDIT ASH'S DETAILS PLZ!

i am from kanto. dafuq r u smoking?

[Elixir]

So this is what the forums have become huh.

[Ash]

So this is what the forums have become huh.

yea, everything is going 2 be mod censored soon.

[MODCENSOR] YOU [MODCENSOR] [MODCENSOR] [MODCENSOR] [MODCENSOR]

[Necroplant]

MODS ARE PROOF THAT POWER CORRUPTS!

[Jim]

MODS ARE PROOF THAT POWER CORRUPTS!

MODS ARE PROOF THAT MODS ACTUALLY [MODCENSOR]!

[Gzz]

Rember that we have more than one mod , because "The shared power corrupt , the absolute power corrupt absolutely "

[Dmpk]

There were people who laughed at this thread! Isn't it funny how the mods increased the comedy level?

Daenarys being MODCENSORED by big Khal Drogo's MODCENSOR!

Confused as to how this is an answer to my previous post that you quoted o_O.

[Necroplant]

LET'S STAY ON TOPIC! It's so funny how parents aren't up-in-arms about this book, teenagers read it too. It features very graphic verbal depictions of oral sex, whoring, incest, torture, filth, you name it, it's in these books man.

And the pedophilia, although historically in the past it was cool to [MODCENSOR] a 13-year old girl, or even younger.

Maybe because it's a book, and it takes literary effort to reach the really sick parts.

[Dmpk]

LET'S STAY ON TOPIC! It's so funny how parents aren't up-in-arms about this book, teenagers read it too. It features very graphic verbal depictions of oral sex, whoring, incest, torture, filth, you name it, it's in these books man.

And the pedophilia, although historically in the past it was cool to [MODCENSOR] a 13-year old girl, or even younger.

Maybe because it's a book, and it takes literary effort to reach the really sick parts.

When was this book made, whats the title, where can I get it, and who wrote it. I have qualms with the topic but I can't judge until I read.

[Necroplant]

It's simpler to give you the book list (from first book to last):

-A Game of Thrones
-A Clash of Kings
-A Storm of Swords
-A Feast for Crows
-A Dance with Dragons
-The Winds of Winter (still being written)
-A Dream of Spring (last planned book)