As some of you may know, I'm secretly a computer genius. Having learned every computer language there is, and every other computer stuff shenanigary, I can positively say that the 2 best computer languages are LOLCODE and Brainfuck.
For anyone wondering why that's the case, don't bother. The reasons are too sophisticated to explain. No no no, please don't misunderstand. I'm not saying that the reasons are too sophisticated for your brains, I'm just saying that I wouldn't know how to put it in words.