... Jesus wasn't Jewish. And of course he was Jewish! Thirty years old, single, living at home with his parents? His mum thought he was God's gift? He's Jewish! Given up! But then thank God Jesus was an only child. All the names in the Bible up to that point were very Jewish. We have Moses, Abraham, Zebediah, Noah. And then we have Mary and Joe! We coulda had Jim Bob the Son of God.

Praise to thee, Jim Bob! He who finds me stuff and gives me a job. Jim Bob!

But back to the first point. Thank God Jesus was an only child because who would want to be Jerry, the brother of Christ?

Mary: Come on Jerry we're going to the beach!
Jerry: Great day for me! Jesus gotta heal everybody, walk on the water, gather a whole bunch of disciples and I'll sit there with a ration sand in my ass, great day for me!