Day 0: Laugh at the puny humans!

[Forum Mafia GM]

Soldiers, we must make haste!

I have just received word that there is an Alien Saboteur somewhere on this ship. Apparently a message was beamed down to Earth, attempting to warn our targets. Fortunately it was just received by some moronic radio DJ, but we must be vigilant!

Begin the attack.

- Alien Overlord

[Applejack]

Lol wtf is this?

Aliens?

[Hwoarang]

-suicide

aliens r u srs

[Hwoarang]

Anyone else very confused? Also joking about the -suicide bit

[Newton]

how does hwoarang have 189 posts what the fuck

hello, alien comrades, let's kill this cunt saboteur

[Applejack]

fuck you newton, i bet you're the saboteur

so day 0 should we random lynch one of the humans or what?

Why am I applejack ffs? :'(

[Palpatine]

Lol, Applejack, who knew luna was a pegasister

[Hwoarang]

ok guys so apparently we can just lynch humans while in space....this is balanced right?

[Hwoarang]

how does hwoarang have 189 posts what the fuck

hello, alien comrades, let's kill this cunt saboteur

I spent all day reporting threads to raise my post count

[Newton]

Lol, Applejack, who knew luna was a pegasister

he must be a bronie if he knows the girl name

bronies are scum must die

-vote Palpatine

[Applejack]

Newton that's pretty scummy.

what's the plan?

i think lynches are in this colour

[Hwoarang]

We should just lay low for awhile and let humans kill eachother. If we all teleport in at the late game it's basically a free win.

[Gunther]

I like your plan Hwoarang.. but what about the Saboteur?

[Hwoarang]

From what I gleaned from pming the mod. The sabotuer only slows us down. Lynching other aliens actually makes us less effective.

[Stafford]

he must be a bronie if he knows the girl name

bronies are scum must die

-vote Palpatine

I agree.

-vote Palpatine

[Applejack]

We should just lay low for awhile and let humans kill eachother. If we all teleport in at the late game it's basically a free win.

So you're saying we shouldn't begin trying to laser our targets...

The sabotuer only slows us down. Lynching other aliens actually makes us less effective.

OR scumhunt for the saboteur?

You're seeming pretty scummy. I also pmed the host, i was told that if our targets die we can't teleport down. We can't wait too long. Only a saboteur wouldn't want to get down there asap.

[Hwoarang]

@applejack no....We will have a low chance but we should definitely try. I'd say our best bet is to zap the mayor after he reveals.

We should definitely at least try, I don't want to be stuck in space all game.


-vote clementine

I think this is the right color

[Palpatine]

Why are people voting me, pegasisters are the real scum

-vote FM Game Master

I don't think you can vote clementine, you have to vote people in the game.

Luke has Philosopher's emblem, must mean something.

-vote Luke

[Hwoarang]

Oh i don't know why I typed clementine....

Luke seems like a good guess

-vote Luke

[Applejack]

hmm i'm keeping my eye on your mr. hwoarang...

Mayor is a safer bet but slightly more boring.

i'm only going to vote when some roles get handed out. llloooonnnaaa can we have a poem competition too?

[Gunther]

Wait.. can we lynch day 0?

[Applejack]

i dunno, i'll ask

[Forum Mafia GM]

You *may* lynch someone day 0.

Good luck, Spacemen and Spacewomen!

[Stafford]

I invested Gunther last night, he is the Alien Saboteur.

[Applejack]

I invested Gunther last night, he is the Alien Saboteur.

lol

main game looks like a clusterfuck

Feels pretty good to be sitting up here in a spaceship aiming lasers at them

[Applejack]

Luke's stopped posting. maybe we should look at beru? got his role, has really quietened down.

[Stafford]

Luke's stopped posting. maybe we should look at beru? got his role, has really quietened down.

Luke is siding with Gunther, lynch him.

[Hwoarang]

lol

main game looks like a clusterfuck

Feels pretty good to be sitting up here in a spaceship aiming lasers at them

Agreed. I wish we had some poetry game though.

It's hard to guess their roles right now with just spam everywhere. Beru is a good a guess as any though.

[Applejack]

Agreed. I wish we had some poetry game though.

It's hard to guess their roles right now with just spam everywhere. Beru is a good a guess as any though.

I think Beru is some kind of scum, which is a start

vote laser Beru

[Gunther]

Luke is siding with Gunther, lynch him.

What did I say? No really, what did I do? I have dun nothing wrong yet, why do you say I'm sabotager? Maybe it'd be u.

[Hwoarang]

What did I say? No really, what did I do? I have dun nothing wrong yet, why do you say I'm sabotager? Maybe it'd be u.

"I have dun nothing wrong yet"

>implying that you plan on doing things wrong in the future

I'm not sure how they do ties, but I don't want to see Palpatine lynched randomly. So I'm trying to keep at least 2 votes against them.
-vote laser Beru

[Dorden]

Hey guys, sup?

[Hwoarang]

Hey guys, sup?

Lol, did admin just add you in?

They forgot to randomize your post count. Also Corbec still hasn't posted.

[Forum Mafia GM]

Yes Dorden was given his role but he was dropped off the list and his account wasn't set properly.

[Hwoarang]

Okay, I'm pretty confident saying Dorden can't be the sabotuer. Unless the mod is trolling hard and made us all soldiers and added him in later as sabotuer.

[Newton]

-vote Dorden

[Applejack]

-vote Dorden

does not compute?

[Dorden]

-vote Newton

Why?

[Hwoarang]

-vote Newton

Why?

Probably because I explained how you can't be saboteur he was trollvoting. He's acting suspicious but can't be sure if hes doing it as a joke or not.

[Corbec]

Haha stupid bloody humans, Well hello.

[Forum Mafia GM]

The humans will wipe themselves out before we get the chance, brothers.

For now... we wait. Let us see how things unfurled.

We have all the time in the world.

- Overlord

[Forum Mafia GM]

Gah the humans actually did it.

Stand at ease, soldiers. We won't see anyone alive down there for some time.

Now... about this Saboteur...

- Overlord