A Fan Fiction of the SC2Mafia Forums PART 3!

[Bruno]

I made a fan fiction about the members of SC2Mafia I want to lie in bed with the most.

Cast role!

Me
JackofSpades - He makes an appearance!
Crimson - I know he isn't a she.
Ash
Archangel
Oops_ur_dead
Luna
Goremancer
Philie
CmG

Enjoy!

NOTE: While reading Chapter two, please listen to this song. If it ends, start it again. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUmhtWUheTY

NOTE: While reading Chapter five, please listen to this song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnA1UcLkqkQ

Part 1 : https://www.sc2mafia.com/forum/showth...C2Mafia-Forums

Part 2 : https://www.sc2mafia.com/forum/showth...-Forums-PART-2!


----------Chapter 1 - Bitch #2----------
Luna was particularly sad today. It's been a week now since Oops last spoke to her. She was his number 2 bitch, but she didn't know. Oops was

a polygamist. He called women bitches and often had many relationships at once. He loved Crimson the least, he only tolerated her for her

okay figure. "Too bony, not enough tits, no ass, brah.". That was often how Oops would describe Crimson to his drinking buddies whenever they

got together. She was worried about Oops, and so she drove to Necroplant's house. Across the Atlantic. She has a special car that when you

drive onto water, the wheels turn upside down and just hover you around. Like the swimming cars cheat in Grand Theft Auto : San Andreas.

Anyway, she was driving across the Atlantic when she saw an abandoned boat floating around. She was drinking Corona and accidently crashed

into Ash. He beeped at her and started his engine that the Cubans filled with cum. He drove into her car beeping constantly. She was pissed.

"That mother fucking boat just trashed my 1929 Packard!" She went into a frenzy. She pulled out a spear and stabbed Ash's motor.

Blood came out. This confused Luna, so she tongue darted the hole for a little, the blood collecting around the edges of her mouth. This wasn't

blood! It was shit! She must have stabbed the septic tank. She took a liking to eating shit after doing it for the past hour, so she kept at it.

Before she knew it, the sun was setting. The shit was all gone. She mounted Ash and tried to drive him, but he wouldn't budge. He turned

around to bring her back to the island. Hours later, they arrived. What they saw couldn't be described.

------ Chapter 2 - FUCK HIM NICE AND GOOD -----------

Oops turned around. Standing there was Crimson! He was so happy to see Crimson, his penis ached for him. Archangel was nice and all,

but he didn't have the looks Crimson did when Oops would get drunk. Archangel looked too much like Mick Jager, where as Crimson looked

like a much hairier Sarah McLachlan. Everything became slow motion like a sad music video. Oops sprinted to Crimson and stuck his tongue down

Crimson's throat. Crimson was so overjoyed he took out a razor blade. He slowly slid it along his wrist down the street style. He went from wrist

to elbow. The sweet release felt so good. Oops was so horny by now he had a raging boner. He knew Crimson didn't like how big his dick was,

so he cut it in half and sewed his penis head onto the stub that was still attached to his body. Crimson looked at it with joy!

"Your dick! How did you get it to 12 inches?!" purred Crimson. Oops replied with "Easy. I cut it in half, baby."

Crimson was so hard at this moment he wanted Oops deep inside of him. Oops rubbed his penis along the incision Crimson made in his arm.

Once his dick was all bloody and slippery, Oops inserted it into Crimson's ass. It was nice and loose after years of double penetration.

Crimson cawed like a hawk. She'd never felt so much pleasure before. Archangel, bloody and bruised with broken ribs, crawled over. He slowly

got to his face and squatted over Crimson while he had his head down. Archangel clenched as hard as he could, and finally a singular shit came

out. It plopped onto Crimson's neck. It was the creamy soft-serve ice cream kind. It instantly melted on Crimson's neck as butter does in

one's mouth. After that one, a second shit came out. It was probably the size of Oops' dick before he cut it in half. Bruno didn't know

what to do, he was confused as FUCK. He found a .357 Magnum lying on the ground in a bloody holster. It must have been Jack's pistol

before he dove into Ash's propellers. His body was still there on the beach, chopped to shit and rotting, stinking the joint up. Bruno was so

hungry, and there was plenty meat still on Jack's bones. He broke off a rib and sucked the meat off. It was so tasty after having nothing to eat.

That was when Bruno heard Ash! He had returned! Ash crashed onto the beach and burnt his motor out. Luna crawled off and saw

Oops fucking Crimson. She couldn't believer her eyes! "What the FUCK IS THIS SHIT!?!?!?!?!?!!" She yelled. She took Bruno's .357 Magnum and

aimed it at Crimson. POW POW POW. Crimson's head split open, her brains spilling out. She was as dead as dead can be... dead.

------ Chapter 3 - Nazi Paraphernalia ----------

CmG rolled out of bed. Today was the fucking day. The day of the 1000 year Reich. He got to his feet and walked through his apartment.

He opened his pantry in the kitchen. Inside was a Nazi flag draped like a banner, an SS knife, an MP40, and a Luger. He opened the

piratey treasure chest in the pantry. Inside of it was a replica of an SS officer's uniform. CmG got dressed up and walked outside. People

stared at him in disgust. A random man came up to him and spoke German. "Du esst mein Schiesse?" CmG was furious.

Some guy just came up to him and asked him to eat his shit. CmG replied. "Ja, ich esse Schiesse. Es kostet fünf Euro.". He replied with 'Yes, I eat

shit. It costs five dollars'. CmG only needs five more euros to catch a plane to Canada, where he was destined to fuck Necroplant. He was inter-

rupted mid though. The man replied "Das is sehr Preiswert!". Ha, sucker. He thought it was inexpensive. If only he knew what CmG

does for cash, he'd have asked a lot more than just a request of getting his asshole eaten out. CmG never realized it, but that man was

Goremancer. Goremancer killed himself shortly there after. CmG now had five euros and was ready to catch a plane to Ontario.

-------------- Chapter 4 - Necrophiliac --------------------

Necroplant was getting baked off his ass. He was in his bedroom at his mother's house when he decided to try auto-erotic asphyxiation. He

was rapping a belt around his neck when he saw an urgent news bulletin, so he took it off for a minute. It was a video clip of five black reporters

swearing and laughing as a man was mauled by polar bears. He started laughing when they stated it was at the Hilton hotel in Vancouver.

Necroplant jumped out his window head first and cracked his skull open. He was seconds from death before he injected himself with PCP.

He got back up and jumped head first through the windshield and landed in the driver's seat of his mother's car. His brain was exposed,

large shards of glass sticking out of it. He drove to the Hilton hotel and got out. Police were setting up yellow tape while hundreds of little

kids were running out. He followed their muddy footprints to the NAMBLA convention room. He ran out the back and found Lysergic's

mauled body and started fucking it. He fucked it for about two hours while the Seal Team 6 members still partied about killing Lysergic.

Polar bears came up behind Necroplant and severed his spine. He was a cripple! He tried to crawl away and grab a gun from a Seal Team

6 member, but the polar bear had a GIANT animal-sized erection. It was double the size of Oops' dick, and it had been 24 inched before he cut it!

It shoved it's dick into Necroplant's ass, killing him instantly. CmG arrived mere minutes later, fully dressed and armed like a Nazi SS officer.

He pulled out his MP40 and killed the polar bear. He then killed all of Seal Team 6, a company of close to 100 men! He then shot himself in the

head with his Luger.

------ Chapter 5 - Philadelphia --------

Philie woke up. She was drunk. She was hearing songs in her head. She wandered out of her apartment when her phone rang. She answered

her phone. It was a message from JackofSpades. He sounded scared and was talking fast. "Help us, Philie! Oops has gone mad with demon

body parts! You need to come to some island in the Bermuda triangle and help us! Ash is a boat, so I guess just go to the Atlantic and he'll find

you or some shit, since he found a swimming horse for me to jack off. Please, hurry!". The message ends after it sounds like a sack of meat

being chopped up. Philie threw her phone down and stomped on it. She started crying. No one knew, but her and Jack had a thing going on.

They had eloped nearly 69 times. I say nearly, because the first time was only a half since Jack clammed inside the condom shortly after putting

it on. Before Philie had taken her clothes off. After Jack told her he could last a long time. Jack hated premature ejaculation. Philie couldn't help

but feel an empty void in her heart. There was only one thing to do. Buy a boat, take it to the Bermuda triangle, and hope the current would

put her on the same island Jack was on. She grabbed her entire life savings and ran to the boat shop. She threw the money on the counter

and said "I don't have much time, what can I buy for this?!" The clerk took one look at the five dollar bill in her hand and laughed. He sold her

a box of fishing supplies. She took a hook and scooped out his eyeball. She ate it because.. well fuck it, she figured why not? She took a kayak

and a paddle and set off on her journey...


TO BE CONTINUED...?

[Duzero]

/ignored cause you didn't include me. Please remove me as your lover cause that is no longer true.

[Bruno]

I forgot you!!

Part 4 I promise.

[philie]

10/10 would read again

[Crimson]

Perfect

[Ash]

im getting bored. i find many controversies in this. Is crimson a he or she?? u put "he" once..

[Admiral]

If you kill that many people off again you're going to start running out of characters.

[Bruno]

Crimson is a trannie, it's real hard to type she when you know it's a he.


Admiral, zombies.

[Brendan]

I sm ensalt.

[Burnteskimo IIl.]

If you kill that many people off again you're going to start running out of characters.

Nope

He still hasn't used me or Duzero.

I sense this story has good times ahead of it.

[Burnteskimo IIl.]

Also if you can't finish chapter 2 before the song finishes you read at a 3rd grade level

[Ash]

Also if you can't finish chapter 2 before the song finishes you read at a 3rd grade level

what if we finished ahead of time?

p.s: that song is gay so i had to take it out.

[Bruno]

Quote this post if you want a guest appearance (and death) in part 4.

[Burnteskimo IIl.]

Nope. I'm going to be the new protagonist

[Bruno]

You get to die by the hands of Oops.

[Brendan]

Hodor!

[Burnteskimo IIl.]

You get to die by the hands of Oops.

nope. i will report u for libel if u do that

[Bruno]

Too late.

[TheJackofSpades]

This one is the best due to the taste of sweet irony.

Though it throws continuity of the universe completely out of whack, and retconning is something I can't forgive.

So I'm going to give you a D-.

[Bruno]

This one is the best due to the taste of sweet irony.

Though it throws continuity of the universe completely out of whack, and retconning is something I can't forgive.

So I'm going to give you a D-.

Philie must die somehow.

[Auckmid]

I recieved your PM, but I could never find part 2. Time to do some reading.

[Goremancer]

I saw "Notifications: 1" And I was like holy shiat!
Then i got here and read this thing. >.>

[philie]

You need more tasogare_akira up in this bitch.
Also dont kill me off just because mr grumpypants here feels violated. It's the whole point isnt it.

[CmG]

This is highly irrational. How can i kill 100 people with one magazine of 30 shots? Also if i kill 100 policemen, why the fuck would i shoot myself after it? Makes no sense. I would totaly necro the female officers first!

[Ubernox]

5ever

[CmG]

meh whatev4

[Bruno]

This is highly irrational. How can i kill 100 people with one magazine of 30 shots? Also if i kill 100 policemen, why the fuck would i shoot myself after it? Makes no sense. I would totaly necro the female officers first!

Necro is the necro. IMPOSTOR

[Auckmid]

I only lived for 1 chapter. Since I came from the future (I think), a younger Auckmid needs to make an appearance, and kill Ash(He's been here for too long)

[Bruno]

You came from the past.

[Brendan]

I should be in the next one and survive.

[Bruno]

I'll let you be killed by Philie.

[Brendan]

Can we make a suicide pact and then Philie not honor it and I be the true an hero.
The plot would thicken.