The Mafia pub

[RookRanger]

Hello there Welcome to the mafia pub where all ppl r welcome to chat joke and spam. The only rule is to say ur fav drink and order it
but i create this bec i think there should be a place for laughs and whatever so ill start off.

Ill have a Fosters

And heres a joke. Chuck norris tears can cure cancer to bad he never cries

[pebrock]

I'll have a shot of vodka.

And here's another joke. The fuck is the point of this thread? J/k

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“