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    Prometheus is a terrible movie, and it will spoil Alien for you.

    It's not worth the money. There's no pacing, it's predictable as hell and there's zero suspense. It substitutes actual horror for overly-squirm worthy gore. It's also clumsily tied in with Alien, and is a generally poorly-made and messy script. Its narrative is grossly uncoordinated, with no payoff or conclusion on any of the interesting issues it tries to address eg. There's an entire religious subtext throughout the film that never actually gets resolved in any way - just planted in the script and left there. As a massive fan of Alien/Aliens, I don't recommend it ALTHOUGH, compared to the other stuff in the cinemas atm, there's really not much choice in the matter. I heard the The Loved Ones was good.

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    Re: Prometheus is a terrible movie, and it will spoil Alien for you.

    idk, just saw it was on in a cinema and went to it. Was full of neckbeards (not like me).

    As for the Rotten Tomatoes rating: Over time I've learned that you can't ALWAYS trust RT, because shit happens. For example, Toy Story 2 still has 100% I think, while I think there are many films that could be considered "better" which have much lower scores.

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    Re: Prometheus is a terrible movie, and it will spoil Alien for you.

    tl;dr dont let the hipster critics tell you what to think.

    The film is quite reminiscent of Alien vs Predator, is some ways.

    I'm pretty disappointed, as I was looking forward to seeing Prom too.

    You can tell they're trying to make that girl (unmemorable character = unmemorable name) be like Ridley, but she really isn't. No one can match Ridley.

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    Re: Prometheus is a terrible movie, and it will spoil Alien for you.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ubernox View Post
    idk, just saw it was on in a cinema and went to it. Was full of neckbeards (not like me).

    As for the Rotten Tomatoes rating: Over time I've learned that you can't ALWAYS trust RT, because shit happens. For example, Toy Story 2 still has 100% I think, while I think there are many films that could be considered "better" which have much lower scores.

    Prometheus received a 8.5 on IMDb.

    I think it will be a fairly good movie. Not sure how you were able to get in early without a screening, but okay.

    I have hopes for this movie.

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    Re: Prometheus is a terrible movie, and it will spoil Alien for you.

    Don't know who Ridley Scott (director) was trying to fool when he said it wasn't a prequel - it's just far too blatantly similar to the Alien universe.

    As long as you're not expecting it to be anything even fractionally as good as Alien, you won't be terminally disappointed.

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    Re: Prometheus is a terrible movie, and it will spoil Alien for you.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ubernox View Post
    tl;dr dont let the hipster critics tell you what to think.

    The film is quite reminiscent of Alien vs Predator, is some ways.

    I'm pretty disappointed, as I was looking forward to seeing Prom too.

    You can tell they're trying to make that girl (unmemorable character = unmemorable name) be like Ridley, but she really isn't. No one can match Ridley.
    About Toy Story 2, you will have to realize that the general audience is different for the movie.

    Kids are easier to please, which Toy Story 2 is directed to. Haven't ever seen a grown man actually willing to watch Toy Story 2 with no problem all by himself.

    Sure, the movie won't be perfect if you asked an adult, but ask from a kid's perspective, I'm willing to bet you they all say they enjoyed the movie.

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    Re: Prometheus is a terrible movie, and it will spoil Alien for you.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ubernox View Post
    tl;dr dont let the hipster critics tell you what to think.

    The film is quite reminiscent of Alien vs Predator, is some ways.

    I'm pretty disappointed, as I was looking forward to seeing Prom too.

    You can tell they're trying to make that girl (unmemorable character = unmemorable name) be like Ridley, but she really isn't. No one can match Ridley.
    You mean RIPLEY?! >.<

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    Re: Prometheus is a terrible movie, and it will spoil Alien for you.

    LMFAO what.... I went to that site

    A: How do you know that this site exists
    B: Wtf is it supposed to be lmao
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    Re: Prometheus is a terrible movie, and it will spoil Alien for you.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ubernox View Post
    tl;dr dont let the hipster critics tell you what to think.

    The film is quite reminiscent of Alien vs Predator, is some ways.

    I'm pretty disappointed, as I was looking forward to seeing Prom too.

    You can tell they're trying to make that girl (unmemorable character = unmemorable name) be like Ridley, but she really isn't. No one can match Ridley.
    I painfully shut my eyes when I discovered some European Wikipedia user already put up the spoilers to the movie, when it hasn't even come out in North America yet! Pre-ordering my ticket , IMAX 3D!!!

    You're also right, nobody can match Ellen RIDLEY. RIDLEY was my favorite titular heroine of all time!

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    Re: Prometheus is a terrible movie, and it will spoil Alien for you.

    Quote Originally Posted by Gingerape View Post
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    ware u live at?

    Ill take u to see some snow white
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    Re: Prometheus is a terrible movie, and it will spoil Alien for you.

    Quote Originally Posted by Gingerape View Post
    Do you know or are you guessing?
    I know everything. I dunno about you guys, but my TV kept on showing these things that were p/ compilations of the best moments of the film, and which are pretty much a tl;dr of the entire narrative. Probably only happens to me, though.

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    Re: Prometheus is a terrible movie, and it will spoil Alien for you.

    what the hell? The Alien movies are all so overrated anyway. 1 - 3 were awesome at their time. All that shit went wrong with Alien 4 and the avp movies. Prometheus just cant be good its IMPOSSIBRU. There is no flair left in that series. It's like producing Indiana Jones 5, Mad Max 4 or Star war.... Nevermind.
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    Re: Prometheus is a terrible movie, and it will spoil Alien for you.

    People forget that this movie is not Alien. It eventually ties into that mythology, yes, but Ridley's goal here was not to create another Alien film, it was to create a new series with its own goals and aspirations.




    WARNING: SPOILERS AHEAD



    Admittedly, Weyland and the ending of the film are related to the Alien franchise, but that's essentially all. Everything else is different.

    I really enjoyed the movie. I felt there were some slow stretches, but there were also utter moments of awe and wonder. The scene where David entered the pod chamber and saw the map of the solar system/universe was breath-taking. The gorgeous scenery, technology, and seamless fusion of the two was wondrous. A movie is not built just on its visuals, but there's no denying the film is chock-full of vivid imagery.

    In the final act of the film, it gets a little disappointing. The whole movie feels like it is building towards a powerful, heart-racing climax. In many ways, the film paralleled the main character, Shaw: The rush of finally seeing what she'd been waiting for, only to be disappointed by the final result. That's sort of how I felt after seeing Prometheus. I was utterly riveted until after the self-surgery scene, when the movie seemed to hit a stand-still. Nothing truly came from the ending (other than the "shock" revelation which I saw coming). It does set itself up nicely for a sequel though.

    Speaking of the self-surgery scene, I believe that out-did the Chestburster scene from Alien. That was the one scene in Prometheus that I was utterly disgusted by, but could not look away during it. I am so thankful I am not female.
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    Re: Prometheus is a terrible movie, and it will spoil Alien for you.

    Quote Originally Posted by Escaho View Post
    People forget that this movie is not Alien. It eventually ties into that mythology, yes, but Ridley's goal here was not to create another Alien film, it was to create a new series with its own goals and aspirations.




    WARNING: SPOILERS AHEAD



    Admittedly, Weyland and the ending of the film are related to the Alien franchise, but that's essentially all. Everything else is different.

    I really enjoyed the movie. I felt there were some slow stretches, but there were also utter moments of awe and wonder. The scene where David entered the pod chamber and saw the map of the solar system/universe was breath-taking. The gorgeous scenery, technology, and seamless fusion of the two was wondrous. A movie is not built just on its visuals, but there's no denying the film is chock-full of vivid imagery.

    In the final act of the film, it gets a little disappointing. The whole movie feels like it is building towards a powerful, heart-racing climax. In many ways, the film paralleled the main character, Shaw: The rush of finally seeing what she'd been waiting for, only to be disappointed by the final result. That's sort of how I felt after seeing Prometheus. I was utterly riveted until after the self-surgery scene, when the movie seemed to hit a stand-still. Nothing truly came from the ending (other than the "shock" revelation which I saw coming). It does set itself up nicely for a sequel though.

    Speaking of the self-surgery scene, I believe that out-did the Chestburster scene from Alien. That was the one scene in Prometheus that I was utterly disgusted by, but could not look away during it. I am so thankful I am not female.
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    I wonder how she didn't become infected though, other people got infected from a bite but she had a fucking squid in her belly and everything was just dandy after she ripped it out
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    Quote Originally Posted by Duzero View Post
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    I wonder how she didn't become infected though, other people got infected from a bite but she had a fucking squid in her belly and everything was just dandy after she ripped it out
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    I don't believe she was infected because the 'squid' was in a sac that had no direct contact with her internal organs/bloodstream. Even when the sac burst, it was merely the fluid of the sac (from her body), not the harmful substance that deconstructs/reforms DNA. That was inside the 'squid.'
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    Re: Prometheus is a terrible movie, and it will spoil Alien for you.

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    Didn't she rip out her umbilical cord after taking out the squid so they would have mixed blood or at least exchanged substances through the placenta? I didn't really think about how she didn't get infected when I was watching it. I got a bit confused with thinking the ship in Prometheus was the same as the one in Alien but they go to lv-223 in Prometheus not lv-426.


    It's the best movie I've seen all year. It's got quite a few flaws and it's not as good as Alien but I still really enjoyed it.
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    Re: Prometheus is a terrible movie, and it will spoil Alien for you.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ubernox View Post
    It doesn't have to be related to Alien to be just a bad movie. I could see the things that it was trying to do, and it failed at doing them. What do you think Ridley was going for in this one?

    And he SAID it was a horror movie. No debate about that.
    I had a media blackout on it after the first trailer so I don't know how over-hyped it was. It was scarier than Alien to me (neither movie is particularly scarier imo) but I saw Alien a long time after it first came out. Alien isn't one of my favourite films because of the horror. I like it because of the tension building throughout the whole film and because of how visually amazing and well shot it is and Prometheus had a lot of what I liked about Alien. Prometheus' story is it's weakest part but I think it succeeds in almost everything else, albeit to a lesser degree than Alien.
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    Re: Prometheus is a terrible movie, and it will spoil Alien for you.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ubernox View Post
    They only had a few sets, too. Not really very impressive at all.



    Alien didn't scare me at all. Maybe the space jockey and alien ship were a bit creepy but the alien kills don't hold up so well today. The tension and suspense are great but I don't think I was ever scared. Prometheus I found kind of creepy (space jockeys again) and the first deaths were a bit scary. If I'd watched Alien when it first came out and at the cinema I'm sure I'd have a different opinion though.
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    Re: Prometheus is a terrible movie, and it will spoil Alien for you.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kromos View Post
    Alien didn't scare me at all. Maybe the space jockey and alien ship were a bit creepy but the alien kills don't hold up so well today. The tension and suspense are great but I don't think I was ever scared. Prometheus I found kind of creepy (space jockeys again) and the first deaths were a bit scary. If I'd watched Alien when it first came out and at the cinema I'm sure I'd have a different opinion though.
    I think I understand. It's because all the motifs and surprises of Alien have seeped into popular media and we've all had alien spoiled for us to one extent or another at this point.

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    Re: Prometheus is a terrible movie, and it will spoil Alien for you.

    The reason Alien was considered 'scary' was due to the time of its release. It was released in the late 70's. Special effects were pretty shoddy at the time. Today's movies have a crutch of special effects that has desensitized the youth.

    Alien was a masterpiece. The soundtrack, the effects, the actors. It changed the genre, and is one of the best science fiction/horror flicks of all time.
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