POLL TIME: how clean/filthy are you?

[Necroplant]

Your goal is to give yourself a score out of 10.

+0.5 points if you brush your teeth at least once daily.
+0.5 points if you actually strive to remove plaque from each side of the tooth.
+0.5 points if you floss once daily before brushing.
+0.5 points if you actually floss deep into your gum cavity, which prevents gum decay.
+0.5 points if you brush your tongue.
+0.5 points if you wear deodorant before leaving the house.
+0.5 points if you use moisturizer.
+0.5 points if you only scratch the surface of your nose when in public.
+0.5 points if you wash your hands after using the bathroom for any reason.
+0.5 points if you try not taking a shit in a public restroom.
+0.5 points if you hold your farts in public until you're in a secluded zone.
+0.5 points if you never wear pyjama bottoms in public.
+0.5 points if you sneeze/cough over your shoulder, rather than into your hands.
+0.5 points if you don't carry your dog in public.
+0.5 points if you wash your hands after eating chicken wings.
+0.5 points if you don't eat while driving.
+0.5 points if you try washing your hands to get grit out from underneath your fingernails.
+0.5 points if you like wearing visibly clean clothes.
+0.5 points if you don't smoke cigarettes.
+0.5 points if you get high with a water bong.

I scored 10/10 niggaz!!!

[Crimson]

9.

[Necroplant]

Have you seen "Game of Thrones"? Like in the show, a lot of the men have nasty, brown/black teeth. Were they cast like that? Did they go to acting school with horrifying teeth? Maybe they were waiting for their big break when the directors of "Game of Thrones" were looking through different actors, and only wanted the ones who had bad teeth.

Then again, I'm pretty sure that's not the case, as if you want to make it as an actor, you have to look your best if you want to be cast. With the exception of Will Ferrell, who has jagged teeth.

I'm sure bad teeth is just a makeup effect.

[Lazers]

5/10

Some of those are pretty fucking feminine, you faggot

[Necroplant]

5/10

Some of those are pretty fucking feminine, you faggot

Your avatar of a naked black man applying aftershave to his face contradicts what you said. Pwned.

[Lysergic]

8/10. I took a big hit for my smoking habits. >.>

[Bruno]

I find Lazer's pic very erotic.

[Lazers]

I find Lazer's pic very erotic.

its me IRL

[Nick]

A poll full of prejudice. No like.

[creedkingsx]

8/10
Don't floss, regrettably.

[Necroplant]

8/10
Don't floss, regrettably.

When I was in high school, I did it about once a week and that would result in gum bleeding. Then I did it once daily for awhile, but half-assedly, because I had a dental hygienist friend who I was a test-subject for, who said that you must use a clean-ish piece of floss in each gap, and go deep into the gumline, because gum decay starts in the gum cavity, and gum decay is reversible. However, gum decay can lead to bone decay, which isn't reversible.

Also, I don't imagine many dental hygienists like to date guys they're cleaning, as they have super-high standards when it comes to teeth. We can't all get a 75% discount on Zoom, I'm afraid lol.

[suicidaln00b]

no
no
no
no
no
no
no
no
yes
no
no
why would anyone do this
yes
no
yes
no
no
no
yes
no

get on my level

[Dmpk]

+0.5 points if you brush your teeth at least once daily. (Twice, or you shouldn't even say your healthy)
+0.5 points if you actually strive to remove plaque from each side of the tooth. (Part of normal teeth brushing proceedure)
+0.5 points if you floss once daily before brushing. (See above quotation)
+0.5 points if you actually floss deep into your gum cavity, which prevents gum decay. (See above quotation)
+0.5 points if you brush your tongue. (See above quotation)
+0.5 points if you wear deodorant before leaving the house. (If you put it on after every shower +1)
+0.5 points if you use moisturizer. (Faggots use moisturizer)
+0.5 points if you only scratch the surface of your nose when in public. (Never touch your face in public)
+0.5 points if you wash your hands after using the bathroom for any reason. (If you don't, you can ignore these other questions and vote Im filthy now)
+0.5 points if you try not taking a shit in a public restroom. (This sounds more like a "have you conquered your fear" problem)
+0.5 points if you hold your farts in public until you're in a secluded zone. (+2 if you hold em in while in the pool)
+0.5 points if you never wear pyjama bottoms in public. (This is a african american thing to do... hes racist gentlemen!, he wants to single out the darkies)
+0.5 points if you sneeze/cough over your shoulder, rather than into your hands. (Into your hands is acceptable if you have hand sanitizer)
+0.5 points if you don't carry your dog in public. (My dogs all weigh above 90 pounds, fuck that)
+0.5 points if you wash your hands after eating chicken wings. (I don't like chicken, it's a communist drug)
+0.5 points if you don't eat while driving. (If you have an old crappy car, you may exuse this in my book)
+0.5 points if you try washing your hands to get grit out from underneath your fingernails. (Just cut them you fucking woman!)
+0.5 points if you like wearing visibly clean clothes. (If you wear dirty close BUT have a dirty profession, it's fine.)
+0.5 points if you don't smoke cigarettes. (Never acceptable)
+0.5 points if you get high with a water bong. (ALWAYS ACCEPTABLE)


I scored a 8.5/10 because im a real man, but by my re-calculations and additions to your list, I now have 11.5/10 making me the winner. Please send my reward to 17111 covello st van nuys ca 91406

[SirBlayzalot]

well I scored .5 for the watebong... wait does a wetnap count as washing your hands after chicken wings?.. cause they taste terrible, not like lemons at all :-/

fyi, I'm sure not everyone uses moisturizer as much as you do... we substitute girlfriends in it's place ;)

p.s. alot of these seem pretty OCD or womanly, if you do this everyday, you need to experience more of the dirtyness of life ;)

[Burnteskimo IIl.]

9.5, because I don't smoke pot like a dirty fucking hippy

[Dmpk]

9.5, because I don't smoke pot like a dirty fucking hippy

your the one missing out.

[Necroplant]

9.5, because I don't smoke pot like a dirty fucking hippy

More like 4.5 because by your sig, you like the idea of a golden shower.

[Ash]

+0.5 points if you get high with a water bong.

instead of +.5 it should be -1

[SirBlayzalot]

instead of +.5 it should be -1

sounds legit

[Apocist]

lol 3.5 FTW