M-FM IX Gamethread

[BorkBot]

More discrediting attempts. This is just hilarious.

You said to me earlier today: "dude I know ur not scum, plz vote Luna with us."

What was that? Demanding the person you thought to be executioner to put a vote on your pile and not cause trouble to the mafia and you'll let me live?

You're not going to kill me tonight anyway, because it would implicate SirBlayzalot, who can't defend himself properly without slipping 3-4 times asking questions only ignorant scum would ask.

Are you talking about the part where he said an executioner couldn't be targeted on him?
I interpret that as "I dont understand... if he was exe [with blazer as a target] why would he want to lynch me?"

And sure, everyone has the possibility of being scum. I was simply saying that blayz had [of course not 100%] confirmed correct results that he could only get from an investigator/consigliere on his team, while you had results that could have been made up, and that his reaction to your fake-claim gambit seemed mostly town, as much as you try to push scumminess on it. Also, meta-wise, you fake claim MUCH more than he does.

He said he didn't understand if I was executioner, how he could be my target at all. And yeah sure I fake claim a lot, but that doesn't make me scummy. Scum tends to try to act as normal as possible, or they troll and lurk. ESPECIALLY if they're new. Fake claims are too risky because you can get tied up in your own lies if you're not careful and if more than one person comes up with evidence against you, you're screwed.

[Luna]

Guys.

Guys.

I have a secret.

[Luna]

Jester.

[BorkBot]

Also, I assume you think that Clementine is the drug dealer then Bork?

No, she's more likely the godfather for claiming citizen on day 1.

[ajkei]

Guys.

Guys.

I have a secret.

you deal "medicinal" drugs?

[ajkei]

Jester.

this feels like pub mafia games where everyone claims jester after they're lynched then town freaks out till their role is revealed
Except in this there is over half a day until your role is revealed.

[Ubernox]

Ubernox tends to claim on day 1 so I'm surprised he isn't dead yet. Could be scum.

Even from the beginning of the day, you find some baseless, arbitrary reason to point fingers at me. What is it that you have got against me, Bork?

[Luna]

this feels like pub mafia games where everyone claims jester after they're lynched then town freaks out till their role is revealed
Except in this there is over half a day until your role is revealed.

Half a day is good enough for me.

[Luna]

This was a triumph.

I'm making a note here: Huge Success!

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction...

[BorkBot]

Even from the beginning of the day, you find some baseless, arbitrary reason to point fingers at me. What is it that you have got against me, Bork?

On day 1 you said you were going to get revenge for the Tycoon loss in the previous MFM. That to me screamed you were hinting at being bus driver/witch.

Then there were no bus driven claims and ajkei claimed blocked today and you did not. So I thought alright, maybe he's the witch after all then. Hence the comment. There wasn't much weight to it yet then, but after the training on Luna began I became more and more suspicious of you with everything you posted. And now you're FoS.

[ajkei]

There also have been no witch claims from anyone other than the claimed jester.

[BorkBot]

You know, the sad part about all this is that if I were mafia, I'd be posting the same stuff here, heh.

Goremancer dies tonight because we lost our doctor.

I die the night after that and my corpse will get cleaned and you will all go "oh well he was probably just an executioner."

GG no re.

The only one who can save us now is the sheriff I guess.

[BorkBot]

There also have been no witch claims from anyone other than the claimed jester.

While that's true, the jester may not be lying about everything (though I'll take everything he said with a grain of salt) and at that point of the day the majority of players still hadn't spoken yet. It was much more likely that someone would still come with a witched claim than it was that 2 bus driven claims would follow.

I sometimes flap out what I think on a whim and at that moment I thought Ubernox might be a WIFOMing witch. It wasn't a strong suspicion, just a possibility that occurred to me. Since then, he's raised a lot more warning flags.

[Luna]

Borkbot, once again our scumhunting is brought to an end when I die I'm just sorry I had no armour for you this time my friend.

Avenge me.

[BorkBot]

You shouldn't have put that in your last will. Auckmid might actually have shot me.. and I still had both my vests the night you died.

[Ubernox]

More discrediting attempts. This is just hilarious.

You said to me earlier today: "dude I know ur not scum, plz vote Luna with us."

What was that? Demanding the person you thought to be executioner to put a vote on your pile and not cause trouble to the mafia and you'll let me live?

You're not going to kill me tonight anyway, because it would implicate SirBlayzalot, who can't defend himself properly without slipping 3-4 times asking questions only ignorant scum would ask.

1. You just assume that I thought you were an executioner.

2. I was confused that someone who appeared not to be scum was trying to drag votes away from the obvious train.

My my, Bork, someone must have smeared scum on the inside of your glasses this morning because you're seeing it everywhere now. In every timid comment, in every innocent sentence, you see a malicious death threat or the hints of a nefarious scheme. Are you the real-life embodiment of the Insane Cop?

Jus how many people have you accused now? I'm sure that if someone were to go back through your posts, They would find that the number is quite high. And the only truly confirmed scum here - Luna - is the one person you truly see to be innocent. Can you even trust your own deductions at this point, Bork?

He said he didn't understand if I was executioner, how he could be my target at all. And yeah sure I fake claim a lot, but that doesn't make me scummy. Scum tends to try to act as normal as possible, or they troll and lurk. ESPECIALLY if they're new. Fake claims are too risky because you can get tied up in your own lies if you're not careful and if more than one person comes up with evidence against you, you're screwed.

I'm not saying that SirBlayz is one thing or the other here, but ASSUMING that he hypothetically IS in the mafia. Don't you think that anyone in their right mind would have meticulously coached him on to how to stay quiet?

I'm pretty sure that claiming to be a major town PR is the opposite of staying quiet. The fact that his investigation results do not conflict atrociously with Luna's alleged role affirms my beliefe that he is nothing more that a bumbling, unsavvy newbie.

[Ubernox]

On day 1 you said you were going to get revenge for the Tycoon loss in the previous MFM. That to me screamed you were hinting at being bus driver/witch.

Then there were no bus driven claims and ajkei claimed blocked today and you did not. So I thought alright, maybe he's the witch after all then. Hence the comment. There wasn't much weight to it yet then, but after the training on Luna began I became more and more suspicious of you with everything you posted. And now you're FoS.

This is the kind of thing I'm talking about. You over-analyse at the WORST possibly times.

[Luna]

It's actually scary how much I agree with Bork's logic and think he is 100% pro-Town, while everyone else is convinced we're scum.

Look at FM12, Ubernox. Were you one of the people convinced Cersei was culted the whole game?

[BorkBot]

Jus how many people have you accused now? I'm sure that if someone were to go back through your posts, They would find that the number is quite high.

I have accused:

Blazer (likely arsonist/soul thief/mafia amnesiac)
SirBlayzalot (drug dealer/consigliere)
Clementine (godfather)
Rocshi (jester/godfather)
Ubernox (mafia)
Shaded (Oberyn v2.0)

Can't think of anyone else at the moment. So that's 6. Seeing that there's 4 mafia, 2 evil neutrals and 2 "benign" neutrals it isn't that much.

[Ubernox]

You know, the sad part about all this is that if I were mafia, I'd be posting the same stuff here, heh.

Goremancer dies tonight because we lost our doctor.

I die the night after that and my corpse will get cleaned and you will all go "oh well he was probably just an executioner."

GG no re.

The only one who can save us now is the sheriff I guess.

Wifom&Fear mongering in attempt to gather followers for your wayward quest. Even though you're not scum, I see you doing almost just as much damage to this town.

[BorkBot]

I'm not saying that SirBlayz is one thing or the other here, but ASSUMING that he hypothetically IS in the mafia. Don't you think that anyone in their right mind would have meticulously coached him on to how to stay quiet?

New players make strange leaps under pressure, when they think they're caught. I tried to take advantage of that and it seems to have worked

I can imagine the mafia night chat now...

"Golly, SirBlayz, you made me really nervous there for a second when you tripped up in day chat so much."

"Sorry guys... I'm new at this give me a break!"

"Well don't worry, people don't believe BorkBot anyway because he never plays a straight forward game and they don't know what to make of him. You should be good for another day and after that we'll take care of the problem."


Now, I'm not completely certain that SirBlayzalot didn't take this opportunity to "confirm" himself as investigator when he thought Luna was getting lynched anyway, but I'm inclined to believe Luna in this case because she isn't a newb who would claim doctor immediately when she becomes a suspect and she actually is a doctor.

[Ubernox]

It's actually scary how much I agree with Bork's logic and think he is 100% pro-Town, while everyone else is convinced we're scum.

Look at FM12, Ubernox. Were you one of the people convinced Cersei was culted the whole game?

I was one of people who knew all along, as you'll soon see.

You know, Luna, you're a lot like the Joker. What a magnificent bastard he was. Even in your demise, you seek to bring down one of the towns best leaders with you. In the movie, he created Twoface. Here, you are creating Insane-Cop BorkBot: His incessant ramblings and conspiracy theories - instead of being devestatingly accurate - leading his people into the gutter. And all because they're based on the false premise that you are the doctor.

At least our Harvey Dent shall be redeemed soon.

[Luna]

I'm inclined to believe Luna in this case because she isn't a newb who would claim doctor immediately when she becomes a suspect and she actually is a doctor.

Damn straight. I'd rather claim CitiVigiNinJalioso.

[Mopin]

Hmm, methinks Ubernox is scum, but whatever. It'll all be revealed soon enough, though I'm glad this M-FM does look pretty active based on all the drama today.

[Ubernox]

Think carefully, Bork. Don't pretend that you're now the foremost, most experienced player in this game. People will follow you. I'm not going lie and say that you're ways are not normally sprawling, convoluted yet amazing and guileful.

What I am going to speak the truth by saying, though, is that you will lead us to ruin if you keep doing what you're doing now.

If Escaho hadn't returned from his dignified Panda slumber and hammered, people may have unvoted. The vote may have been irrevocably split, and not even entirely over Luna and Blayz either. Judging by time zones and whatnot, we may not have even gotten a lynch off today.




You ever seen Shutter Island, Bork?

[Luna]

Well I felt sorry for Sumi, all alone in dead chat. McPwnage has agreed to let me in to dead chat early, so I can't post here anymore.

Farewell, everyone! Keep up the activity and excitement tomorrow because I will be watching you all.

Send someone interesting to dead chat for us to talk to please, scum roles.

Peace

xD

[Escaho]

Hmm, methinks Ubernox is scum, but whatever. It'll all be revealed soon enough, though I'm glad this M-FM does look pretty active based on all the drama today.

Y U NO JOIN DRAMA?

Seriously Mopin, you've been posting so little lately.

I'm content to let this Bork/Luna/Ubernox/ajkei/SirBlazalot drama unfold since we've already lynched Luna. Based on her odd outspokenness, I don't believe she's Doctor. She'd be more upset with us if she was. A possible Jester, but I don't see it. I'm expecting Drug Dealer/Serial Killer (due to the investigation results, obviously more inclined to believe DD).

[Ubernox]

Indeed, Mopin; where would the fun be if it was just night actions and bare minimum day chat? I remind you that Mafia is a recreational past-time and not an e-sport. People have much more fun when there is active conversation taking place. I thrive on this, and Bork is so delightfully intriguing to engage.

[Ubernox]

Luna: say Hi to Sumi for me!

[Ubernox]

Y U NO JOIN DRAMA?

Seriously Mopin, you've been posting so little lately.

His brevity is quite disappointing.

[Brendan]

So long Luna you criminal scum, you!

[Ubernox]

Fare well Luna, you scummy bastard you.

[BorkBot]

You ever seen Shutter Island, Bork?

Sure! Great movie

[Ubernox]

Well, Teddy, you're about too see how impossible all your delusions of conspiracy are.

Prepare for more Shutter Island motifs. (I particularly liked Di'Caprio's acting.)

[Ubernox]

The preceding post contained massive spoilers. Do not read it.

[BorkBot]

I call reverse psychology!

[Goremancer]

Oh yay! Luna is ded! Yay! But now she won't be able to play m-fms anymoar

Ok guys cya i'm gonna play hon. Yall are hon haters.

[Shaded]

Hmm. Still 10 hours until one side or the other is proven right. I don't think there's much benefit to be had until then.

-Skip day

[BorkBot]

Agreed.

-skip day

[Sinclair]

Hop on the bandwagon!

-skip day

[ajkei]

Hop on the bandwagon!

-skip day

who da hell r u

[ajkei]

vote sinclair

[McJesus]

The day chat is pretty much dead and I would much rather have days end in the evening rather than the morning (EST) since I am not a morning person. Consider the day over.

Luna's role was Drug Dealer!

Luna left will:

Good news? I'm dead and I'm a Drug Dealer.

Bad news? The booster levelled me up, mwahaha.

Hope y'all have fun! Keep some of this awesome FM energy available for the upcoming S-FM/M-FMs, and of course for FM13

Time to go hang with CmG and Sumi.

And now to appease our Canadian overlord (who appreciates good music), I present to you a song by an awesome Canadian band. Not my favourite of theirs, but it conveys the rollercoaster of emotions which should be coursing through everyone's bodies as I was brutally killed!

Night will end at https://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i...+May+29th+2012.

CmG HAS REPLACED BLAZER!

[McJesus]

Random Awesome Montage of the Day made by McJesus:

The town woke up to a pile of dead bodies strewn on the ground.

CmG was found dead yet again after being reincarnated and replacing that lurking fucker Blazer. CmG was a amnesiac/vigilante. Cmg left a last will:

i was town amnesiac and picked vigilante last night. I shot Rocshi btw. Borkbot is not a sherriff, nor is he an executioner. Seems more like a consigniere to me. I would have pressured him today and eventually dayshotted him. Duzero is town. Ajkei claimed jailor in invisible ink. on Day 1 or 2 don't really remember. He is the best mafioso candidate. Should be a good lynch as well.

Brendan, Gingerape Carolina and Sinclair. All of them should be pressured. I suspect the evil neuts there. Also Luna was not boosted on N2 and N3. Or Gore would have seen 2 targets while following her.

The last hidden mafia role has to be an interceptor if Escaho told the truth or there is an additional sk around. Who knows?

Rocshi was found dead after derping about the last day and revealing he was a Jester. There was a death note left next to his corpse "2 benign neutrals accounted for." Rocshi left a last will:

Luna, go die in a fire kthxbai

I expect 92.5 derp awards.

Since I usually post meaningful quotes, why not the most meaningful of all:

Three months of winter coolness
And awesome holidays
We've kept our hoovsies warm at home
Time off from work to play
But the food we've stored is runnin' out
And we can't grow in this cold
And even though I love my boots
This fashion's getting old

The time has come to welcome spring
And all things warm and green
But it's also time to say goodbye
It's winter we must clean
How can I help? I'm new, you see
What does everypony do?
How do I fit in without magic?
I haven't got a clue!

Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up!
Let's finish our holiday cheer
Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up!

'Cause tomorrow springis here!
'Cause tomorrow spring is here!

Bringing home the southern birds
A Pegasus' job begins
And clearing all the gloomy skies
To let the sunshine in
We move the clouds
And we melt the white snow
When the sun comes up
Its warmth and beauty will glow!

Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up!
Let's finish our holiday cheer
Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up!
'Cause tomorrow spring is here
Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up!
'Cause tomorrow spring is here
'Cause tomorrow spring is here!

Little critters hibernate
Under the snow and ice
We wake up all their sleepy heads
So quietly and nice
We help them gather up their food
Fix their homes below
We welcome back the southern birds
So their families can grow!

Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up!
Let's finish our holiday cheer
Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up!
'Cause tomorrow spring is here
Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up!
'Cause tomorrow spring is here
'Cause tomorrow spring is here!

No easy task to clear the ground
Plant our tiny seeds
With proper care and sunshine
Everyone it feeds
Apples, carrots, celery stalks
Colorful flowers too
We must work so very hard
It's just so much to do!

Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up!
Let's finish our holiday cheer
Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up!
'Cause tomorrow spring is here
Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up!
'Cause tomorrow spring is here
'Cause tomorrow spring is here!

Now that I know what they all do
I have to find my place
And help with all of my heart
Tough task ahead I face
How will I do without my magic
Help the Earth pony way
I wanna belong so I must
Do my best today,
Do my best today!

Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up!
Let's finish our holiday cheer
Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up!
'Cause tomorrow spring is here
Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up!
'Cause tomorrow spring is here
'Cause tomorrow spring is here
'Cause tomorrow spring is here!

zzz

Clementine was found dead along with a strew of bodies who drank the kool-aid. Clementine was the cult leader! She Left a last will:

Beside clementine were the bodies of Gingerape who was the Sheriff and Carolina Crown who was the Booster. There were no signs of struggle, they had suicided with their cult leader.

Carolina Crown did not leave a last will but Gingerape did:

I'm sad. I investigated Borkbot night 2 since he was claiming so much, it seemed a little suspicious. Indeed, he came back as "Up to no good"

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 Ginger <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

Role List:

Final Boss (Godfather)
Mafioso
Hidden Mafia
Evil Neutral

Doctor
Hidden Town Power
Hidden Town Power
Hidden Town Power
Citizen
Citizen
Citizen

There is one surviving cult member among you!

Graveyard:
CmG (citizen) - Died Night 1
Sumikoko (vigilante) - died night 2
Luna (drug dealer) - lynched day 3
Rocshi (jester) - died night 3
CmG (amnesiac/vigilante) - died night 3
Clementine (cult leader) - died night 3
Gingerape (sheriff) - suicided night 3
Carolina Crown (booster) - suicided night 3
Borkbot (investigator) - lynched day 4

It will take 7 votes to lynch. Day will end at: https://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i...+June+1st+2012 or when majority decide to skip!

[Goremancer]

First bitch.

[Goremancer]

I tracked gingerape. Her last will is legit. We lynch borkbot today.
Duzero is probably the last mafia. GG.

[Goremancer]

My guess is that Rocshi was killed by sk. I think cmg remembered being a vig last night so he could not have shot anyone.

[Goremancer]

Why am I the only one posting?
anyway i'll start us off.
-Vote BorkBot

[Gingerape]

I can post in this thread since I wasn't dead on day three.
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3

[Goremancer]

Hopefully I don't have to explain to you guys why BorkBot should be lynched right?