M-FM IX Gamethread

[Goremancer]

McJesus is a boring host with a sticky key. I say Escaho for new host!

-Vote Escaho for New Host

-Host Tally
Escaho(1) - Goremancer

[Shaded]

If you're mafia then you'll know to send duzero tonight. So no way am I tracking you. Or will I?

Trying to wifom me about may night actions will change nothign about what my night actions may or may not be, because I'm not in the maf and therefore have no one to send to do anything other than myself.

[Goremancer]

[QUOTE=Shaded;135200]Trying to wifom me about may night actions will change nothign about what my night actions may or may not be, because I'm not in the maf and therefore have no one to send to do anything other than myself.[/QUOTE

Maybe i'll try to find the sk tonight

[Goremancer]

H3rp1ty d3rp d3rp

On a sidenote...
HI FM GAME MASTER!!!!!

[Shaded]

Maybe i'll try to find the sk tonight

I sincerely hope you find him.

[Ubernox]

dafuq.... I come back and he's lynched. Shaded, I REALLY hope for your sake that he actually is the consig. His actions yesterday just don't make sense for him to be the consig, and he didn't even have a chance to defend himself. Godammit guys <.<

[Goremancer]

dafuq.... I come back and he's lynched. Shaded, I REALLY hope for your sake that he actually is the consig. His actions yesterday just don't make sense for him to be the consig, and he didn't even have a chance to defend himself. Godammit guys <.<

Did his action seem to make sense for a townie? Nope.

[BorkBot]

Screw this. I was writing a really long post but my browser crashed and it's gone. And now I come back and I'm lynched. lol...

Long story short:
When I'm mafia, I never defend my allies. I always bus them and sometimes even provide the logic why they look so scummy. That is what wins you games when you play scum because newbs who have no vision beyond the length of their nose always believe the simplest explanation possible is the one that is true.

I was not certain of Luna's innocence yesterday, but I WAS certain of SirBlayzalot's guilt. Especially after he slipped up when I confused him a little. Luna hinted at it in day chat yesterday that she had a clue about my role. When I said if I were an executioner I would have made a better sheriff claim, she said that I was probably an investigator/sheriff before I had even claimed. First I thought it was just her insight in how I play, but after she flipped mafia it seems obvious that she knew because her consigliere buddy investigated me at night.

I thought about investigating Ubernox last night, but because he was hinting so strongly at being a sheriff who knew of my innocence, I figured he'd reveal today if he was one. But it turns out the sheriff was culted and is implicating me in her last will. And you're buying that? Lol... She is culted and I'm not, I'm her enemy regardless and because she realised that this town is full of headless chickens she took advantage of it and wanted to get a lynch on me after she died. Well done I guess. Because I bet that just like Luna yesterday, nobody actually dares to oppose popular opinion and think for themselves, hunt for scum or anything.

SirBlayzalot is the consigliere. Lynch him now and I'll still die tonight because I'm the only town investigative role left. Anyone consider the possibility that Goremancer got culted last night? Yep. Cultings happen before kills do! And goremancer was confirmed town! How convenient. Another fun fact for the SC2 mafia newbs here, the doctor does not prevent culting. Goremancer sure looked happy to start the lynch train on me and believing a CULTIST's last will. Kind of like how believing Bronn the CONSIGLIERE's last will and basing a lynch on it turned out so well for the town in FM 12. It's a noob strategy no competent player should fall for. I suppose Goremancer doesn't qualify even if he was town I guess, but that's besides the point. If I were a cultist, I would've converted him as well in this case. He is the last cult survivor. What does him tracking Gingerape last night have to do with her results on me in her last will being genuine? It's bullshit.

1. jailer executes
2. amnesiac remembers
3. survivor vests (+1)
4. Interceptor sets up trap
5. bus driver busses
6. witch witches (can witch 4-5)
7. escort/consort roleblock (can block 4-6)
8. lookout/detective watch (can see 1-7)
9. drug dealer deals
10. mason converts
11. cult converts
12. Framer/Lawyer frame/hide
13. Investigations Sheriff/Investigator/Cosigliere
14. Arsonist Douces
15. Bodyguard Guards (+1)
16. Kills (-1)
17. Doctor Heals (+1)
18. Autovests are triggered (+1)
19. Level 2 Mafioso Cleans
20. Jailer's target is released
21. Booster Levels Target Up
22. Players Naturally Level Up
23. Soul Thief Steals Soul
24. Cult members/jester/executioner suicide

The remaining townies are serious morons for even joining this train without hearing me out first. The sire was down for ages today.

I will not give you my investigation results from last night, because you don't deserve to win this.

[Goremancer]

Hmmm how interesting Bork, well I'll see for myself at the end of the day. Btw no more culting can happen anyway since cultleader is dead. cult is gone. dead. dead. and dead. Ploy failed

[BorkBot]

I'm not even sure if it's worth playing on this site anymore.

FM12: full of dumbasses

MFMVII: also full of dumbasses

[Goremancer]

Plus Bork, you know that every cult leader is now shellshocked and probably won't even recruit me again in a fm hahaha.

[Duzero]

Damn, well I did mention the possibility of a consig in my last post so please tell me your results?

[Shaded]

dafuq.... I come back and he's lynched. Shaded, I REALLY hope for your sake that he actually is the consig. His actions yesterday just don't make sense for him to be the consig, and he didn't even have a chance to defend himself. Godammit guys <.<

We'll see what he flips. Sir Blayzalot and him both claim investigator. Because two investigator's are not possible, I voted for the most logical choice between the two of them for Consig. Lay this squarely at my feet if you want Ubernox, but it makes sense.

[BorkBot]

Hmmm how interesting Bork, well I'll see for myself at the end of the day. Btw no more culting can happen anyway since cultleader is dead. cult is gone. dead. dead. and dead. Ploy failed

Culting happens BEFORE killing. You were culted last night and were the sole survivor after cultist suicides. It's so blatantly obvious...

[Duzero]

Hmmm how interesting Bork, well I'll see for myself at the end of the day. Btw no more culting can happen anyway since cultleader is dead. cult is gone. dead. dead. and dead. Ploy failed

Dude, no one writes a post that long just to fake a role for a few hours before dying.. except maybe claimontime ^^

[BorkBot]

We'll see what he flips. Sir Blayzalot and him both claim investigator. Because two investigator's are not possible, I voted for the most logical choice between the two of them for Consig. Lay this squarely at my feet if you want Ubernox, but it makes sense.

Yep, good job Oberyn v2.0. Props to you.

When will you expose your entire mafia?

[Shaded]

Dude, no one writes a post that long just to fake a role for a few hours before dying.. except maybe claimontime ^^

It doesn't really matter now. He'll see soon enough if he's telling the truth.

[Duzero]

It doesn't really matter now. He'll see soon enough if he's telling the truth.

If he is telling the truth we need his results...

[Goremancer]

Aha I see what you are playing at Bork. How devious!
How devious indeed!

[Shaded]

Yep, good job Oberyn v2.0. Props to you.

When will you expose your entire mafia?

You called me Oberyn v2.0 before. I'm not even sure what you mean by that.

[Duzero]

I feel a bit scared talking to dead man, a mafia member and a cultist...

[Shaded]

If he is telling the truth we need his results...

He already said he isn't giving them.

[Goremancer]

Unfortunately, all cult members die when the cult leader dies. So if I was converted I would've killed myself in a fanatic emotism

[BorkBot]

vote skip day

I want to see how flabbergasted the people in dead chat are about the fact that a town with a good majority can be this stupid.

[Duzero]

He already said he isn't giving them.

You would like that, wouldn't you?

[Shaded]

Unfortunately, all cult members die when the cult leader dies. So if I was converted I would've killed myself in a fanatic emotism

Recheck the rolecard. All cult dies except one. But, you already knew that of course.

[Goremancer]

Anyway I like seeing you guys struggle. Trying to distant yourselves from each other :3
It's actually pretty funny.

[Shaded]

You would like that, wouldn't you?

It doesn't matter to me. If he flips Consig we couldn't trust his results anyways.

[BorkBot]

Unfortunately, all cult members die when the cult leader dies. So if I was converted I would've killed myself in a fanatic emotism

Cult Leader:
Spoiler : Rolecard :


*the cult leader has a passive one time use vest that will be triggered if he gets attacked at night*
level 1: Recruits player to cult, changing their alignment. If the cult leader dies all cult members will suicide except for one who will be the sole survivor and the cult's only chance of winning.
level 2: cult leader has full night immunity
level 3: cult leader has detection immunity
level up: (2) have the cult reach the size of four members at one point (cult will retain night kill even if the size drops below 4 members), (3) have the cult reach the size of six members at one point

Oops! No they don't. Glad I could expose you before biting the dust myself. You're not that smart.

[Duzero]

vote skip day

I want to see how flabbergasted the people in dead chat are about the fact that a town with a good majority can be this stupid.

I know you're upset but we really need those results to make up for the loss of you.

[Goremancer]

level 1: Recruits player to cult, changing their alignment. If the cult leader dies all cult members will suicide except for one who will be the sole survivor and the cult's only chance of winning.

Holy crap you're right

[BorkBot]

I know you're upset but we really need those results to make up for the loss of you.

You should've thought about that before training me without giving me a chance to respond.

I want this town to lose. Any other result would be retarded. It's as ridiculous as the Sumikoko train in Zack's SFM. The scum are all laughing so hard right now... I know I was, when I was mafia in that game and won.

This one should end the same way.

[Goremancer]

Oops! No they don't. Glad I could expose you before biting the dust myself. You're not that smart.

You mean trying to bring down the townleader before you die? ok ok.

OOOH I JUST HAD A WHAT IF SITUATION!
WHAT IF THE MAFIA FRAMES BORKBOT AND HE SHOWED UP AS CONSIG/INVEST
AND BORKBOT IS ACTUALLY AN ACTRESS!!!!!!!!

[Duzero]

You mean trying to bring down the townleader before you die? ok ok.

OOOH I JUST HAD A WHAT IF SITUATION!
WHAT IF THE MAFIA FRAMES BORKBOT AND HE SHOWED UP AS CONSIG/INVEST
AND BORKBOT IS ACTUALLY AN ACTRESS!!!!!!!!

What if an octopus only had five arms, would it still be an octopus?

[BorkBot]

You mean trying to bring down the townleader before you die? ok ok.

OOOH I JUST HAD A WHAT IF SITUATION!
WHAT IF THE MAFIA FRAMES BORKBOT AND HE SHOWED UP AS CONSIG/INVEST
AND BORKBOT IS ACTUALLY AN ACTRESS!!!!!!!!

Explain how I knew Blazer/CmG's role then, idiot cultist. There would've been no space on the roles list for an actress besides a consigliere.

[Goremancer]

Anyhoo I think i've said everything. Gonna take a nap.
I actually wouldn't be surprised if BorkBot was actress. At all.

EDIT: No it would be a Goctopus

[Ubernox]

Are you telling me that Goremancer has been culted?

I will also be very impressed if Blayz turns out to be the consig. Well played.

[Duzero]

You should've thought about that before training me without giving me a chance to respond.

I want this town to lose. Any other result would be retarded. It's as ridiculous as the Sumikoko train in Zack's SFM. The scum are all laughing so hard right now... I know I was, when I was mafia in that game and won.

This one should end the same way.

Is there no room in your tiny little bunny heart for forgiveness?

Perhaps this is what you need to forget that silly anger.

[BorkBot]

Are you telling me that Goremancer has been culted?

I will also be very impressed if Blayz turns out to be the consig. Well played.

Are you kidding me? He slipped up HARD on day 3. Just nobody wants to see it because he found out what the role of his own teammate was... who was already on the chopping block.

Isn't it obvious?

[BorkBot]

Sorry, but I enjoyed the time when I played with intelligent players who loved to seek explanations for the things that happened and who dared to scrounge posts for subtle scumtells rather than believing scum last wills and lynching people for lying without a second thought. That time is apparently over and I'm upset about that.

SC2Mafia is a good alternative for a quick fix of mafia, but forum mafia is supposed to have more depth than that. Especially if you look at the amount of time invested in these games.. this is all the town comes up with? Unbelievable.

[SirBlayzalot]

Well I'm invest, lynch me tomorrow if I'm wrong... I don't know what the chances of two invests are Is there a chance of 2 invest?

But he's gotta be consig... who do you want me to check tomorrow?

[Ubernox]

Bork, do I not deserve some credit for literally being the ONLY one to try and stop this train? Why don't you give out your results on MY behalf, and maybe then we could have a CHANCE of winning the game for you. Stop feeling sorry for yourself.

[SirBlayzalot]

Sorry Borkbot if you are... and I don't see where I slipped up... I said all my results as I got them... I odnt see where you are seeing these slip ups :-/

[Ubernox]

Blayz, I sincerely hope for your sake that he flips consig.

[Brendan]

Lol Gore is prob cult makes sense, not completely sure, he could've just not known about cult leader leaving one behind but I doubt it. My internet will be down until atleast Friday. Phone browsing is horrible, stupid fucking storms causing multiple power outages. Fried my modem.. Even if Bork returns out Mafia, we still should've given him an opportunity to defend himself. I would've unvoted if the site wasn't down while I was at school and my internet had not gone out earlier. Took an hour to read all of these posts...

[BorkBot]

Bork, do I not deserve some credit for literally being the ONLY one to try and stop this train? Why don't you give out your results on MY behalf, and maybe then we could have a CHANCE of winning the game for you. Stop feeling sorry for yourself.

I'm not even sure if you are town, but if you are then I suppose you're the only one who thinks before voting.

Also, I'm not feeling sorry for myself.. I'm just deeply disappointed that the quality of FMs and MFMs has gone downhill so much of late. Maybe I try to hard as you pointed out with the Shutter Island comment yesterday, but I feel that others aren't trying nearly hard enough to make the game enjoyable.

Sorry Borkbot if you are... and I don't see where I slipped up... I said all my results as I got them... I odnt see where you are seeing these slip ups :-/

I wasn't talking about straight lies. Straight lies aren't scummy. You slipped up when you confused me for executioner the previous day and didn't understand why I would possibly want to direct a lynch onto you.

Props for fooling the blind, though.

[BorkBot]

Lol Gore is prob cult makes sense, not completely sure, he could've just not known about cult leader leaving one behind but I doubt it. My internet will be down until atleast Friday. Phone browsing is horrible, stupid fucking storms causing multiple power outages. Fried my modem.. Even if Bork returns out Mafia, we still should've given him an opportunity to defend himself. I would've unvoted if the site wasn't down while I was at school and my internet had not gone out earlier. Took an hour to read all of these posts...

Yep. The site was down for ages. If it weren't for that, I would've posted much sooner. It's stupid that nobody even takes that into account.

[Ubernox]

I think that the perfect middle ground has not been reached by many here, and many of these people were just taking what they saw for granted. There are always the sheep. A dream team is not always a guarantee. It's also because many of the epic vets/good newcomers died early, and now you and I are next.

[BorkBot]

They die early or they're scum.. lol

[BorkBot]

Escaho: Your target is medically trained, they may be a Doctor/Serial Killer/Drug Dealer

Now skip the day already.