Funny Stuff you have done in sc2Mafia

[JSaint]

Ok, I named myself Jessie J and was an arsonist...

And in my trial when I got caught... went

it’s not about the money money money
we don’t need your money, money, money
just wanna make the world dance
forget about the price tag


Town: INNO INNO
Town: I think he is survivor

Lynch 4: 3

Do you have any last words?

we need to go back in time...
where music made us all unite...
where it wasn't low blows or video hoes...
am I the only one getting tired...

Town: Oh noes! Jester

After seeing role
Town: LOL...
Town: So convincing...

[Admiral]

I was a survivor and all I did the whole game was copy paste the Lyrics to Survivor by Destiny's Child. I was almost lynched but they inno'd me because they thought I might be a Jester. I survived the game.

[JSaint]

Well, my funniest story was and I was a Jester

Cause some had named himself

I had Gay Sex

And I named myself

Three times...

I proceeded to lynch him and pretend he was the Janitor when he was a veteran with unlimited alerts that killed our town investigator and sheriff by trolling him about cleaning school bathrooms and harassing young boys and how he was threat to society in public chat.

Next I lynched the amnesiac that said he was a bus driver... by denying all knowledge that he bussed me last night.

This started a bandwagon against me... but because I always vote with citizens... they decided to trust me in the end. I felt so sad.

The amnesiac was screaming "Yellow is mafia!!!!!!" non stop and baying for my blood when he died.

The next day in a 3 person voting match, I gave a full and boastful confession that I was the only mafia left.

And that the last neutral would side me...This caused the last neutral to vote me.... and I feigned fear and went "OMG!!!!!"



As I stood trial... I sang the bridge to dirty little secret.

I died going

Spoiler : Slightly Naughty :

"I had... gay sex at church camp... three times!"

As I died... this caused almost all the dead town to laugh as the rolecard revealed : Jester!

Spoiler : The Ending :

And the detective suicided from being trolled... and the witch was fooled and forever alone... I kind of wish I could have had the last laugh

[marinebase7]

Named myself Charmander, got jester.

Day 1
Proceeded to rage on about how Brock is OP and how geodude needs a nerf.
Day 2
Proceeded to rage on about how Misty is OP and how starmie needs a nerf.
Got lynched that day.

I'll post more when I think up

[Dust]

I was arsonist in a game where the town lynched the mafia early and had time to find me. So what I did what any clear-minded evil neutral would do. I claimed mayor.

The mayor revealed himself and I said "Impostor! I am the true mayor of this town!" The players were like "obvious jester is obvious"

I kept this up until they got onto my trail. I burned early, with the jester in the fire....

I died soon afterward.

[creedkingsx]

The players were like "obvious jester is obvious"

I kept this up until they got onto my trail. I burned early, with the jester in the fire....

I died soon afterward.

oops

[JSaint]

*gives rep points to various posters that made me smile*

[Xen]

I have 8 replays of going Amnesiac-to-Jester and getting lynched the following day. One game lasted 2 days, because the original Jester was lynched, and killed a Mafia. Then I became Jester and was lynched and killed the GF while the Vigilante shot the last Mafia.

I have 74 replays of winning day 1 as Jester.

I also got watchlisted for letting four melee friends (two are roommates) use my account while they got into Mafia and modified bank files where they put every account over 20K points. My roommate left a game immediately while the game apparently said "Xen is a hacker! Please report him!" or something. Some piece of sheep did it and bam. One-never-played-game-on-my-account later and watchlist.

I also got kickvotelisted for playing a game that Landstander lightning'ed me out of the 3rd day for mimicking what a guy trying to get lightning'ed was doing. Some troll reported me, Landstander licked his e-peen, and bam. One-unfinished-game-ruined-by-a-lightning-prone-mod later and kickvotelisted.

Now I don't play anymore. I thought it was funny.

[Unknown User]

I became SK as amnesiac night 2.
Role wasn't revealed to town.
I passed myself off as doc, and was attacked and healed once. there was also a janitor, so everyone assumed the random neutral died.

So the very last day, there were 4 of us and the invest found the last mafia.
So we lynch him, and it goes to night and I do my one and only kill and win the game lol

[creedkingsx]

I became SK as amnesiac night 2.
Role wasn't revealed to town.
I passed myself off as doc, and was attacked and healed once. there was also a janitor, so everyone assumed the random neutral died.

So the very last day, there were 4 of us and the invest found the last mafia.
So we lynch him, and it goes to night and I do my one and only kill and win the game lol

That's genius. lol

[NettleS]

some guy with over 5000 points had one of those troll names AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA or whatever that maxes out the letter limit.I recall a mod being in game and deducting 500 points from him with text coming up informing everyone that he had lost the points.Longname ragequitted right afterwards.

[Unknown User]

I'll always remember the time I was in a game where there was 3 mafiaand a serial killer.
I was GF.

So, day 1 the sheriff calls out the serial killer and we lynch him.
Night 2, I look at settings and see that spy isn't excluded from randoms, so I took a chance and said.
"Tomorrow, I'm gonna pretend to be sheriff again and call someone out as random and play it off as if he got framed."

so day 2 breaks and the sheriff goes "well well.. I found a mafia." and he outs a member of my mafia.

then, this guy starts freaking out being like "I'M SPY, LAST NIGHT MAFIA SAID THEY WERE GOING TO OUT (mafia member) AND SAY HE IS MAFIA" - even though I never DID say who... which I thought was funny.
So the town proceeds to lynch the sheriff.
then, in night chat, i go "ahhahaha I can't believe he fell for that. I bet you feel silly now"
and he left the game.

that was pretty cool.

[Unknown User]

Also, another one:

I got jailor, which I get about 3 times some days.
After too many times, I get a little bored.

I jailed someone n1, and they said they were sheriff.

so i said "SHERIFF IS THE NEW DOCTOR, WHICH USED TO BE THE NEW SK"
so executed him
he was gf

i got lucky lol

[creedkingsx]

Also, another one:

I got jailor, which I get about 3 times some days.
After too many times, I get a little bored.

I jailed someone n1, and they said they were sheriff.

so i said "SHERIFF IS THE NEW DOCTOR, WHICH USED TO BE THE NEW SK"
so executed him
he was gf

i got lucky lol

That's kinda funny actually lol

[Burnteskimo IIl.]

Was playing back when I wasnt on KV list with Ambient. Because I cheat the system I get Jailor 90% of the time. So I get jailor and find Ambient and execute her. Game goes on and town loses eventually.

2nd game with Ambient - Ambient is Jailor and finds me and executes me saying "karma". I leave game and lurk in mafia chat for when Ambient starts a new game.

3rd game - Some random troll decides to name himself "Burnteskimo" and I guess Ambient was prefferring Jailor cuz he died in Jail. Ambient proceeds to say in public chat "bye Burnteskimo". I proceeded to target Ambient as the SK and leave a death note saying "karma". Ambient leaves game. I message ambient afterwards and see "This user is ignoring you".

Then I got put on watch list. Still worth it.

[jordanrracer]

Was playing back when I wasnt on KV list with Ambient. Because I cheat the system I get Jailor 90% of the time. So I get jailor and find Ambient and execute her. Game goes on and town loses eventually.

2nd game with Ambient - Ambient is Jailor and finds me and executes me saying "karma". I leave game and lurk in mafia chat for when Ambient starts a new game.

3rd game - Some random troll decides to name himself "Burnteskimo" and I guess Ambient was prefferring Jailor cuz he died in Jail. Ambient proceeds to say in public chat "bye Burnteskimo". I proceeded to target Ambient as the SK and leave a death note saying "karma". Ambient leaves game. I message ambient afterwards and see "This user is ignoring you".

Then I got put on watch list. Still worth it.

Lol I'd love to have a moment like that to someone like what you did on the 3rd game.

Ambient can u confirm or do we lynch Eskimo?

[Dagaen]

Early morning in EU, average waiting time for game can be counted in hours. I went shopping and when I got back game was already on 3-4th day. I saw I'm Jester and told everybody that I was afk and just returned. I was instantly lynched for this reason. My defence was listing the things I've bought. 1 minute later I received my first Jester win.

Also entire town wanting to lynch guy called JesusChrist was quite funny.