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    Funeral

    An old man named Gene dies of congestive heart failure at the age of 86. His granddaughter, Clarice, attends the funeral. While at the funeral, Clarice meets the man she wishes to marry. He's a year and a half older than she, has a great job and no ex-wives or children. She fails to get his phone number or any of his contact information prior to the end of the funeral.
    The week after, Clarice kills her sister.
    Why did Clarice kill her sister?

    (hint - the question is relevant to the story, it's not just some irrelevant troll crap)
    (though that would be fun to do)
    I'll only answer "yes," "no," or "irrelevant."
    If you know the puzzle, please don't spoil it for those who don't.
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    I will go ahead and fuck this cat
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    yeah I'm not gonna sit around here analyzing the fucking particle fluctuations in the quantum foam or whatever the fuck trying to find shit on D1

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    Quote Originally Posted by clementine View Post
    Is he the funeral parlor director and Clarice kills her sister to be able to see him again?
    He's not the director, but yes, this is the answer.
    Congratulations, you have the mind of a serial killer.
    Nosrsly, google that shit.
    FMX: fm Kevinpowers - Citizen (WIN)
    Quote Originally Posted by Helz View Post
    I will go ahead and fuck this cat
    Quote Originally Posted by S-FM Heavy Handed View Post
    yeah I'm not gonna sit around here analyzing the fucking particle fluctuations in the quantum foam or whatever the fuck trying to find shit on D1

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