Just a little something to clear things up.

[NorthStar]

Rolling it 5 times going 80; passing somebody; slipped out of the seatbelt and out the driver's window; then I ate some asphalt; 8 plastic surgeries; 2 day coma; been with her for 6+ years; she never left my side in the hospital.

I find that oddly hilarious...

[Ash]

Rolling it 5 times going 80; passing somebody; slipped out of the seatbelt and out the driver's window; then I ate some asphalt; 8 plastic surgeries; 2 day coma; been with her for 6+ years; she never left my side in the hospital.

that hurts.

[Burnteskimo IIl.]

Hey look at my hot girlfriend: https://www.sc2mafia.com/forum/album....achmentid=1346

Bow legs would not touch.

[Landstander]

Bow legs would not touch.

Are you mad son? SHES NOT BOW-LEGGED

[Landstander]

that hurts.

You wanna know what hurts? Losing as SK on last night to a Jester and GF....

[Burnteskimo IIl.]

Are you mad son? SHES NOT BOW-LEGGED

I mean shes not bad. Just I wouldnt touch it. Here's my reasoning if you must know

-Tattoos = gross man, shows that she isn't very smart or have good long term planning. Who would want stars there....

-Bow legged = Looks bow legged in that picture. So automatic turn off. Unless you can show another picture with normal looking legs I have to assume she is bowlegged.

-Unkempt hair = Seriously comb ur shit

-Long face = like Sarah Jessica parker long. SHE GOT A CHIN LIKE THE CRIMSON CHIN BRO

7/10


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[creedkingsx]

lol, do you know what bow-legged is? hahahahaha what a dumbass

[Burnteskimo IIl.]

lol, do you know what bow-legged is? hahahahaha what a dumbass

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At least you learned something today.

[creedkingsx]

Except it is clear that isn't a permanent thing for her, it is just a stance. Maybe if you were around women who liked you more often, you would know that. ^^v

[Burnteskimo IIl.]

Except it is clear that isn't a permanent thing for her, it is just a stance. Maybe if you were around women who liked you more often, you would know that. ^^v

Not clear that she isn't bowlegged, but it appears she does as I said earlier. Maybe if you stopped jerking off to a 7 you would realize I only date 8's and up.

[FalseTruth]

This thread is not even talking about Akira anymore...