Quote Originally Posted by The Shaolin Monk View Post
Who are we kidding? I'm sure we could all use a big, black cock in our ass to loosen us up. From what I've read, the bastard is fairly old when you find out. I think the OP should have stipulated that the bastard was eighteen at the time you found out. Also, OP is a faggot.
OP is a girl.

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