Board Meeting One: Abstergo Industries

[Irelia]

You caught me, great master of all arts. Now prepare to get chopped up with my invisible chainsaw! KUFUFUFU!!

CONVENIENCE DROP

I dont trust the ones and zeros. They lie.

[Fiora]

Hello there! I'm Fiora, Commander of the 5th Wing of Ilia's Pegasus Knights.



So many new faces... I guess it's a long way from home out here at... well wherever we are! I have to admit, I would have gotten lost without my faithful pegasus to guide me. Don't tell him, but he is much better at reading maps than I am. *Teehee*. Oops, I think he heard me!
What was that, Huey? No silly, I didn't say anything about you. You MUST stop imagining things!

I hear that there is evil afoot! We can overcome this challenge, if we stick together and fight as one! Abstergo Industries, I pledge you my lance, and my sword...
*YOWCH!* Huey, what have I told you about NO BITING!

I apologize. Huey seems to be getting a bit restless. He really doesn't like being cooped up inside like this. Better go take him out for a ride, before he starts really causing trouble!

See you all later, we really must get going!

[Fizz]

This is a very happy place.

Omg they're on to me. I need aid. Send everybody. Evac the kids.

[Irelia]

Hello there! I'm Fiora, Commander of the 5th Wing of Ilia's Pegasus Knights.



So many new faces... I guess it's a long way from home out here at... well wherever we are! I have to admit, I would have gotten lost without my faithful pegasus to guide me. Don't tell him, but he is much better at reading maps than I am. *Teehee*. Oops, I think he heard me!
What was that, Huey? No silly, I didn't say anything about you. You MUST stop imagining things!

I hear that there is evil afoot! We can overcome this challenge, if we stick together and fight as one! Abstergo Industries, I pledge you my lance, and my sword...
*YOWCH!* Huey, what have I told you about NO BITING!

I apologize. Huey seems to be getting a bit restless. He really doesn't like being cooped up inside like this. Better go take him out for a ride, before he starts really causing trouble!

See you all later, we really must get going!

Come back and I will bite you and give you a ride! partayyyyyyyyyy girl!!!!

[Rammus]

We're having a party! Wanna come?!?!

Ok.

Don't ask me yes or no questions! I can only say ok! I'm Rammus. Thats me. I don't like parties. I only like rolling.

*rolling*

Ok.

[Lux]

Irelia, do you really want a porcupine or armadillo (whatever he isn't human ok?) in bed with us? He doesn't even have a fearsome moustache.

Rawrrr let's just get all the OP heroes. Nocturne, want in?

[Irelia]

Irelia, do you really want a porcupine or armadillo (whatever he isn't human ok?) in bed with us? He doesn't even have a fearsome moustache.

Rawrrr let's just get all the OP heroes. Nocturne, want in?

The thing will sleep at the foot of the bed. But the more the merrier! Super fun partay!!!!!! And I can tape a mustache on it.

Ok.

Don't ask me yes or no questions! I can only say ok! I'm Rammus. Thats me. I don't like parties. I only like rolling.

*rolling*

Ok.

Ok. Awesome! I can't wait to see you there! We're gonna have so much fun!!! Are you gonna sleep over too?!?!

[Irelia]

Does the FM Game Master want to come to the party too? You are invited ;D

[Lux]

He'll probably just roll out of bed in the middle of the night.
Probably into the brush with that creepy Fiddlesticks.

[Graves]

Irelia, do you really want a porcupine or armadillo (whatever he isn't human ok?) in bed with us? He doesn't even have a fearsome moustache.

Rawrrr let's just get all the OP heroes. Nocturne, want in?

So the Gangplank/Graves bromance has now become a free for all party? i think not this club is exclusive!

But i do like Rammus and we could use a tank.. Rammus i am running out of moustaches to lend out, you can come to our party if you wear a moustache made out of my pubic hair

[Fizz]

You all talk too fast for me.

I just want a friend.

[Graves]

I think that FM Game master is already hiding with Fiddlesticks in the bushes.

Probably with Corki

[Graves]

You all talk too fast for me.

I just want a friend.

no one wants to be friends with Samuel L Jackson

[Irelia]

So the Gangplank/Graves bromance has now become a free for all party? i think not this club is exclusive!

But i do like Rammus and we could use a tank.. Rammus i am running out of moustaches to lend out, you can come to our party if you wear a moustache made out of my pubic hair

The partay is outside! Your bromance won't be disturbed! However we can still keep you company ;D
and a few guests might stay over too....

[Fizz]

I feel so alone.

[Corki]

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[Graves]

I feel so alone.

be quiet Eddie Murphy

[Irelia]

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tl;dr
SoOn, YoU wIlL AlL rEaLiZe ThAt I aM eNcOdInG AlL mY mEsSaGeS sO yOu AlL tUrN oN yOuR sCuMhUnTiNg SkIlLs. OnCe ThE mAjOrItY oF sCuM aRe VaNiShEd I sHaLl StOp ThIs BrIlLiAnT tEcHnIqUe.

I pItY tHe FoOl TrOlLiNg On DaY oNe.

[Lux]

My god Graves, I don't think Irelia and I will be THAT rough on you.
And you and Gangplank are off-tanks anyway.

I do want Mr. Vidic to come though. He's really sexy and all.

[Irelia]

tl;dr
SoOn, YoU wIlL AlL rEaLiZe ThAt I aM eNcOdInG AlL mY mEsSaGeS sO yOu AlL tUrN oN yOuR sCuMhUnTiNg SkIlLs. OnCe ThE mAjOrItY oF sCuM aRe VaNiShEd I sHaLl StOp ThIs BrIlLiAnT tEcHnIqUe.

I pItY tHe FoOl TrOlLiNg On DaY oNe.

pity yourself!

[Rammus]

Ok. Awesome! I can't wait to see you there! We're gonna have so much fun!!! Are you gonna sleep over too?!?!

Ok.

You are so mean! I am not going to this party and I am not sleeping over! Scary lady wants to abuse Rammus in dirty ways. Also I am not a thing! The armadillo is a costume can't you see? I just like it.

Graves is creeping me out. This is not wifom.

*rolling*

Ok.

[Irelia]

My god Graves, I don't think Irelia and I will be THAT rough on you.
And you and Gangplank are off-tanks anyway.

I do want Mr. Vidic to come though. He's really sexy and all.

If he keeps whining we will just have to teach him a lesson ;)

[Irelia]

Ok.

You are so mean! I am not going to this party and I am not sleeping over! Scary lady wants to abuse Rammus in dirty ways. Also I am not a thing! The armadillo is a costume can't you see? I just like it.

Graves is creeping me out. This is not wifom.

*rolling*

Ok.

I'm sorry...I really didn't mean it. I was just a little excited that you were coming! I will personally keep you safe in my arms tonight. I won't let Graves get you. I promise.

[Fizz]

be quiet Eddie Murphy

Graves is just sad that he never had a Papa like me.

[Rammus]

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Ok.

This code is easy to crack. He is saying "I am a delicious pig. Kill me. Cook me. Eat me."

That could be my stomach talking though. You decide.

*drooling*

Ok.

[Irelia]

Graves is just sad that he never had a Papa like me.

You better chill out before I kill you. Don't you go 'round messing with my friends. *snaps fingers*

[Zilean]

Graves is just sad that he never had a Papa like me.

I'll be your friend.

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[Lux]

Aww, Rammus, we won't hurt you! It'll be nice! You're so cute in your little armadillo costume.
We'll keep you away from that scary Fiddlesticks.

Come on Irelia, let's go buy a bigger hammock.

[Fizz]

You better chill out before I kill you. Don't you go 'round messing with my friends. *snaps fingers*

Broseph why so mad? Dont you be clickin your fingers at me. I am just hear to spread the love. I would have thought as a fellow nigger you would be wit me on dis issue.

[Irelia]

I'll be your friend.

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lik dis if u cry evrytim

[Gangplank]

Sorry I haven't posted for the last 30 minutes. Stuff to do. You know.

Speaking honestly, while the new people won't be bros like Graves and I, I think everyone is welcome. Bros don't exclude. We include. So Rammus, welcome to the club. Just please don't taunt me or be sending tremors through my body at random intervals. Chill.

Fizz, get out. If Irelia don't like you, I don't like you.

What do we call ourselves now? The foursome plus one? The fantastic five? Team Templar? CLG REBORN??????

GG. We win.

[Irelia]

Broseph why so mad? Dont you be clickin your fingers at me. I am just hear to spread the love. I would have thought as a fellow nigger you would be wit me on dis issue.

Excuuussssssseeeeeee mmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. What did you call me?!?!?!

Aww, Rammus, we won't hurt you! It'll be nice! You're so cute in your little armadillo costume.
We'll keep you away from that scary Fiddlesticks.

Come on Irelia, let's go buy a bigger hammock.

See Rammus don't be afraid
*goes with Lux*

[Gangplank]

Forgot something very important! If Graves is going to hand out lemons, I will hand out...
ORANGES

[Rammus]

I'm sorry...I really didn't mean it. I was just a little excited that you were coming! I will personally keep you safe in my arms tonight. I won't let Graves get you. I promise.

Ok.

Scary lady can read my mind! How is that possible? Now Rammus is even scared to think!

What should I do?

Rammus is signing off now. Will you miss me?

*rolling*

Ok.

[Zilean]

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Okay I'm done with binary now.

[Graves]

Come on Irelia, let's go buy a bigger hammock.

Why buy a bigger hammock?

we have enough moustaches to provide a comfortable sleeping area

what we DO need is some more citrus fruit.

we have lemons for the margheritas

we have oranges for a healthy snack

we need limes for the corona, at least

[Irelia]

Ok.

Scary lady can read my mind! How is that possible? Now Rammus is even scared to think!

What should I do?

Rammus is signing off now. Will you miss me?

*rolling*

Ok.

Aww don't go so soon :'(
Yes I will miss you.
Come back soon!

[Gangplank]

Why can't I hold all these

​LIMES

[Irelia]

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Okay I'm done with binary now.

I wnt b fizz bro 4eva

i wil b hs bro 5eva

dats mo dan 4eva

English.

I want to be fizz's bro forever.
I will be his for fiveever.
That more than forever.

[Gangplank]

Irelia is a binary genius!

...

Or just very good with Google.

[Lux]

Stop confusing me with all this math, UGH!



*gets way too distracted at mall with Irelia*

Oh, I'll get some APPLES!
It'll go well with liqueur me and Graves found.

No Rammus! Come back! You need to bring the blueberries!

Oh well. I need my beauty sleep before the party. Adieu.

[Corki]

You better chill out before I kill you. Don't you go 'round messing with my friends. *snaps fingers*

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[Gangplank]

In a hammock with mustaches

*Sniff sniff*

I sense the start of a beautiful relationship...

What are we? Team Mustache? We need a super awesome logo and name!

[Graves]

*Sniff sniff*

I sense the start of a beautiful relationship...

What are we? Team Mustache? We need a super awesome logo and name!

we must sleep on this and reconvene tomorrow

[Zilean]

I wnt b fizz bro 4eva

i wil b hs bro 5eva

dats mo dan 4eva

English.

I want to be fizz's bro forever.
I will be his for fiveever.
That more than forever.

Correct English

I won't be Fizz's bro forever.
I will be his bro fiveever
That's more than forever.

[Orianna]

I'm just gonna sit this spam fest out
-vote everyone

[Irelia]

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My ScUm RaDaR iS oFf ThE cHaRtS!

[Irelia]

Correct English

I won't be Fizz's bro forever.
I will be his bro fiveever
That's more than forever.

touche

[Gangplank]

we must sleep on this and reconvene tomorrow

Very well. Let us speak no more of this. Let the will of the mustache be done. Until our next meeting,
GO IN PEACE TO LOVE AND SERVE THE WORLD
THANKS BE TO BROS
Until tomorrow.

*A champion has disconnected*

[Katarina]

Rammus is kind of cute :3