Board Meeting One: Abstergo Industries

[Irelia]

Checking in.

[Garen]

I used to be an assassin like you. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

[Irelia]

I used to be an assassin like you. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Little did you know I shot you with that arrow.

[Nunu]

Hi everyone. Nunu is here!!!

Quick question to get the talking going

Do you like cats or dogs more?

[Irelia]

Hi everyone. Nunu is here!!!

Quick question to get the talking going

Do you like cats or dogs more?

Dogs.

[Graves]

Hi everyone. Nunu is here!!!

Quick question to get the talking going

Do you like cats or dogs more?

Miniature Schnauzers > all

[Graves]

but my cats are funny

they troll me all day. they are pure lolcats

[Irelia]

but my cats are funny

they troll me all day. they are pure lolcats

It's funny when you shoot them with a shotgun.

[Garen]

It's funny when you shoot them with a shotgun.

You really like shooting. Well I hope you get guard duties soon. That will bore you.

[Irelia]

You really like shooting. Well I hope you get guard duties soon. That will bore you.

Stabbing is more fun. I really like swords. It's more personal that way. I can see their pain and despair as I gut them senseless.

[Garen]

Stabbing is more fun. I really like swords. It's more personal that way. I can see their pain and despair as I gut them senseless.

What you said makes no sense then. Why would you say so much about shooting if you like swords more? If so why didn't you stab me in the knee? OH! I see. It was supposed to contradict and therefore distract me from finding the raging dovahkiin. I see... Heard about you and your honeyed words.

[Gangplank]

Stabbing is more fun. I really like swords. It's more personal that way. I can see their pain and despair as I gut them senseless.

^I smell puppy-killer!

DEATH TO THE PUPPY KILLERS
LIVE BY THE SWORD
DIE BY THE SWORD
TROLOLOLOLOLOLO

[Graves]

Me n my shotgun Destiny are going to rule this game.

Assassins beware.

[Graves]

Gangplank i offer you an alliance

those with moustaches have nothing to fear from me

[Gangplank]

inb4 all the hating:

I ate oranges and it was k.

[Gangplank]

Gangplank i offer you an alliance

those with moustaches have nothing to fear from me

I accept your alliance.

Too bad you don't have a hot GF like me...

(WIFOM OR NO WIFOM? THAT IS THE QUESTION)

[Graves]

When life hands you Lemons..

you WIFOM the shit out of them until they think you're also a Lemon

[Irelia]

^I smell puppy-killer!

DEATH TO THE PUPPY KILLERS
LIVE BY THE SWORD
DIE BY THE SWORD
TROLOLOLOLOLOLO

Kitten killer.

[Garen]

When life hands you Lemons..

you WIFOM the shit out of them until they think you're also a Lemon

Graves are you Luna?

[Graves]

Oranges and Lemons unite!

Everyone shall remember the great Moustached Citrus group of FMXI

[Irelia]

What you said makes no sense then. Why would you say so much about shooting if you like swords more? If so why didn't you stab me in the knee? OH! I see. It was supposed to contradict and therefore distract me from finding the raging dovahkiin. I see... Heard about you and your honeyed words.

I like shooting little kittens a lot. But stabbing things and gutting them is more fun. You just don't know me very well....or do you?

[Graves]

Graves are you Luna?

Garen are you Borrkbot?

[Poppy]

Whomper > Destiny
Cats > Dogs
Polo > Marco
Apples > Oranges

[Shaco]

Ello, puppets!

[Irelia]

Whomper > Destiny
Cats > Dogs
Polo > Marco
Apples > Oranges

Your dead

[Irelia]

Ello, puppets!

stfugtfo

[Irelia]

stfugtfo

eeehhhhh i just keeding ;D

[Poppy]

Your dead

I assure you that I am quite alive. However, you do being up a good question.

How long does it take us to respawn Elixir? I was thinking 60 seconds, but we're not very high lvled yet so maybe we can just say 10 seconds.

[Shaco]

Hmm, has anyone been able to get a picture in their signature?

[Shaco]

stfugtfo

I keel you.

[Graves]

what summoner spells did u guys pick?

[Graves]

I keel you.

holy crap its achmed the dead terrorist

[Shaco]

holy crap its achmed the dead terrorist

Nonononono, Shaco ze dead tayrorizt.

[Irelia]

I keel you.

+1

@Poppy You think you are alive, but you woke up dead this morning.

[Irelia]

Nonononono, Shaco ze dead tayrorizt.

-1

[Jarvan IV]

I own you all. I will piss on myself HAHWESHAHEAEHAHEASEHASEHAEWHQEHASWEH

[Lux]

shit its shaco
shaco will kill us all gg

[Irelia]

How long does it take us to respawn Elixir? I was thinking 60 seconds, but we're not very high lvled yet so maybe we can just say 10 seconds.

I'd say 15.

[Pantheon]

I support the assassins brotherhood and their cause

[Irelia]

shit its shaco
shaco will kill us all gg

Have no fear. I will kill him first. He's already dead, he just doesn't know it.

[Pantheon]

will they let us play dino run while we're waiting?

[Irelia]

I support the assassins brotherhood and their cause

Vote Pantheon
Traitor.

[Graves]

I support the assassins brotherhood and their cause

That is the saddest avatar ive ever seen +1

[Lux]

Well, I can just fire a GIANT FUCKING RAINBOW LAZ0R at him.
Then he'll be dead

[Irelia]

Well, I can just fire a GIANT FUCKING RAINBOW LAZ0R at him.
Then he'll be dead

Do it. I got your back.

[Shaco]

+1

@Poppy You think you are alive, but you woke up dead this morning.

-1

Broke even, HEYOOOOO!

[Pantheon]

You're only allowed into abstergo (and exclusive club) if you have a good taste in music

mod removed. Read the Handbook.

dis place be looking a lot like Hotel California

[Pantheon]

where is the provided nap area?

[Graves]

Subject 16 reporting for duty

i have gone ccrrraaazzyyyyyyyy and hidden puzzles in walls lolol

i write in red blood coz its cool

[Irelia]

Videos aren't allowed in board meetings.

Broke even, HEYOOOOO!

Shoulda gone for +1