Do you like peanuts?

[creedkingsx]

A recent study shows that eating peanuts daily will decrease your mortality rate by 19%.
I'm allergic to peanuts.
Fuck me.

[Guardian]

awww, how sad.

[Ash]

So is that the secret to immortality?

[creedkingsx]

So is that the secret to immortality?

It helps. What the study showed is Red meats increase your mortality by about 13% and suggests people switch those to like chicken and fish which decrease mortality by 14 and 7 percent, respectively.
Then found that Peanuts trump both of these with 19 percent.

[philie]

peanuts are cool

[Ash]

[Blazer]

Peanuts are awesome!! Especially roasted ones

[NecroIord]

Peanuts are awesome!! Especially roasted ones

I understand that 90% of these forums are sheeple that will believe basically anything they read, but let me try and clear something up for you. These statistics are just educated guesses, you won't actually live longer by eating peanuts, eating red meats, or drinking wine. It's just fictional studies to give your barber something to talk about while your getting your haircut.

I'm dropping logic bombs today.

[creedkingsx]

I understand that 90% of these forums are sheeple that will believe basically anything they read, but let me try and clear something up for you. These statistics are just educated guesses, you won't actually live longer by eating peanuts, eating red meats, or drinking wine. It's just fictional studies to give your barber something to talk about while your getting your haircut.

I'm dropping logic bombs today.

It's actually a study a guy did over 28 years with, I think it was, 128,000 people that he was observing and came to these results.

https://www.latimes.com/health/la-he-...0,565423.story
https://archinte.ama-assn.org/cgi/con...nmed.2011.2287

[Blazer]

I understand that 90% of these forums are sheeple that will believe basically anything they read, but let me try and clear something up for you. These statistics are just educated guesses, you won't actually live longer by eating peanuts, eating red meats, or drinking wine. It's just fictional studies to give your barber something to talk about while your getting your haircut.

I'm dropping logic bombs today.

i dont care what he said. I just like peanuts. especially roasted ones. salted roasted ones i am no sheep!!!
BBBAAAAHHHHH BAAAHHHHH BBBBAAAAHHHH!!!!! I mean...NOOOOOOOOOOO IM NOT!!!

[trineroks]

Peanuts and dark chocolate.

[NettleS]

they dont even serve peanuts on flights anymore , only disgusting processed savoury substitutes
damn the people who are allergic you ruined it for the rest of us
its all these vaccines they give to kids these days screwing with the immune system thats causing these epidemics

[Blazer]

they dont even serve peanuts on flights anymore , only disgusting processed savoury substitutes
damn the people who are allergic you ruined it for the rest of us
its all these vaccines they give to kids these days screwing with the immune system thats causing these epidemics

They're not on flights anymore?! That's a classic though!

[NettleS]

no they reckon even breathing in tiny particles when you open the bag of peanuts 20+ metres away is enough to send these kids into a fit nowdays

[Blazer]

no they reckon even breathing in tiny particles when you open the bag of peanuts 20+ metres away is enough to send these kids into a fit nowdays

insert sadface.jpeg

[DramaLlama]

FUCK YEAH PEANUTS!


If I could I would go to a peanut free zone and throw peanuts at everyone, contaminating the whole place.
Preferably a factory that makes chocolate bars

[Blazer]

FUCK YEAH PEANUTS!


If I could I would go to a peanut free zone and throw peanuts at everyone, contaminating the whole place.
Preferably a factory that makes chocolate bars

Don't forget the caramel

[Lazers]

Everyone vote "Yes" to spite him

[Raptorblaze]

Eh I'm kinda indifferent to roasted peanuts, but I like a lot of things that have peanuts mixed into them.

[Blazer]

Eh I'm kinda indifferent to roasted peanuts, but I like a lot of things that have peanuts mixed into them.

Snickers, trail mix, payday, etc. good stuff

[creedkingsx]

Snickers, trail mix, payday, etc. good stuff

All stuff that will kill me :P
I once reacted to the smell (probably more dust that'd been spreading throughout the room from the peanuts) from peanuts.