How the 99% actually admire the 1%, a never-before heard viewpoint!

[Necrolord]

I just gave blood for the 22nd time today. I have to do 3 more, and then I get a different plastic card that says "25" on it, and a pin. Maybe a free pen, that'd be sweet. On the way home, as usual, I was thinking about the wealth disparity. By the way, I have a job interview in a couple hours , but here's what I'm going to say.

People can do whatever they like, but one thing I am not is an admirer.

My mom, and many adults, like to talk about the big houses they see, or they know someone who owns a mansion and has three cars. I don't like doing this in front of my mom, but I shake my fist as if I'm masturbating. Because that is what admiring the 1% is all about: MASTURBATION!

Either keep your dreams to yourself, or kidnap the rich people, murder their families, and live in their houses until the cops arrive. That is pretty much the only way many members of the 99% will ever be "residents" of a mansion, or have access to fancy sportscars. OMG he owns a BMW? GREAT! A lot of BMW drivers like to "prove" something, that they're better than people below them. This is evident when they weave back-and-forth between cars on the highway without using indicators. It's a form of contempt.

You know, back in 2008, I saw an internet slideshow on "Top 10 CEO's who earned huge bonuses during this recession." I could see their smug expressions. Guess why they don't get murdered on the street?

The answer: they aren't photographed with their many bodyguards. They know for a fact that they have total contempt for everyone below them, and everyone below them has murderous hatred for them. Personally, I wouldn't feel bad about plunging a knife into the neck of someone like Donald Trump. I don't care how philanthropic he is, he can afford to be 700x more philanthropic. A lot of CEO's only give to charity either for tax breaks, or just to get people off their backs. "I already donate $10 million a year, fuck off!" So they need bodyguards at all times because they know all it takes is one person to end it all. All their money can't protect them from a severed carotid artery.

Warren Buffett has a great name for those who didn't even accumulate their wealth from the bottom: "The Lucky Sperm Club". Most of us were born to middle or lower-class parents. But some people were born into exceptional circumstances and have never had to work a day in their life. Kim Kardashian's mother recently attacked Jon Hamm for calling her daughters "stupid", by saying "They've run their own chain of stores ever since they graduated from high school, they're not stupid." Stupid bitch doesn't want to admit: they had a helping hand, their family's wealth.

It's easy to say that you're entrepreneurial when you've inherited the capital required to start it, and never had to beg a bank for a loan.

Fuck the 1%. Your views, please.

[CmG]

In Germany you get 20 € per blood giving and something to eat. Still most people dont do it. LIKE MYSELF HUEHUE HUE

[CmG]

wait what is the rest you are talking about

Y U BASH DREAMS OF THE PEASANTS?

[CmG]

Lets derail that crap. Post your blood group yay! I am AB negative! My blood sucks!

[Admiral]

A+

The blood of a commoner.

[Necrolord]

Yep, I'm A+ too. It says "A RH POS" on my card, don't know if the RH is important. You should get special rights for donating blood.

Like when you vote, just like the mayor in the game. Your vote alone should be worth 5,000 people LOL.

[Ash]

as soon as I read the first paragraph and saw "shake my fist and masturbation" i think your doomed in your interview.

[DramaLlama]

god I can never remember my blood type

lemme just check my dog tags...

"A/RH/NEG"

so A- ?

[Necrolord]

Ash, the interview went well. The problem is it's a minimum-wage supermarket. It's also unionized.

I don't understand. Isn't the purpose of a union to at least fight for more than minimum wage? I guess this particular union fucking sucks!

What's the point...anyway, after the interview, I really don't care if I get it or not. Manager sounds like a cheap bastard.

[BillyMays]

Ugh bloody hell. I worked at a grocery market for a few years when I was still in secondary schooling. Fuckin' fat bastard of a manager wouldn't give us more than a 10 minute lunch break. My m8 fell and sprained his ankle, and the wanker wouldn't give him a week paid vacation, even though that's what the doctor recommended. With a sprained ankle he had to work the till and deal with annoying twats. Where I worked (It was privately owned), the cashier helped customers take the luggage to their automobiles and helped put the shit in their boot. It would be 38 degrees Celsius and he'd need to push their trolley for them. Cunts.

[Necrolord]

Why didn't he just kidnap the manager and waterboard him 250 times?

Waterboarding fucks up a person for life. It should be done to evil people, only.

[Admiral]

Me and Necroplant have the same blood type- what kind of cruel god would do this to me?

[Necrolord]

Me and Necroplant have the same blood type- what kind of cruel god would do this to me?

I mainly donate blood as an attempt to balance out my karma. I'll need as much of it as possible to get into heaven.

You know, I have thought about the fact my blood could be going into a complete asshole, but whatever lol. One day I could be in hospital, and they'll be like "No blood, mang!"

Speaking of blood, Bella becomes a vampire in the next Twilight movie.

[Ash]

Speaking of blood, Bella becomes a vampire in the next Twilight movie.

Speaking of blood, Bella becomes a vampire in the next Twilight movie.

Twilight

Fuck you Necrofaggot. No one likes Twilight.

[Crimson]

Damn, Necro, do you just sit at home, thinking all damn day, what am I going to write out my ass on SC2mafia.com?

[Necrolord]

Damn, Necro, do you just sit at home, thinking all damn day, what am I going to write out my ass on SC2mafia.com?

Attachment 2171

I did for this occasion, just for you. I literally WROTE it out using the pencil LOL!

Crimson, no personal attacks are allowed.

[NettleS]

If the 99% really hates obscene wealth and mega corporations then why do so many of them worship Apple computer , who have 80 billion dollars in the bank and are the biggest corporation on earth?

Taking photos of the occupy wall street protests on my iphone 4 and uploading them to the internet! #irony #stupidliberals

[Necrolord]

Nettle, I agree with you there. Let me also say that I slightly agree with the critics at this point about how ineffective it was. I emailed them the day before I travelled to Toronto, telling them I would be donating a tent, sleeping bag, and other shit they probably need. They didn't reply, so I went anyway - I wanted to see if they could influence change. The logistics there was very disorganized, and they couldn't find a volunteer willing to travel with me to pick up the stuff from my car. Anyway, I had to illegally (temporarily) park on the side of the park-side curb, and this volunteer helped me.

2 weeks later, I got a reply. Wow.

I don't miss the tent, I would rather get a better one.

But anyone who buys an iPhone, iPad, etc, agrees with how they mistreat Chinese workers in Foxconn's factories, the company that makes them for Apple. So yes, if you're going to make a statement, be true to yourself.

Perhaps the best way to defeat the 1% is just to martyr yourself? Stab them in the neck, and then shoot yourself.

[NettleS]

best way to defeat the 1% is to stop using their products and services.Cancel your JP MORGAN bank account and open up with an independant bank , go to the local mom & pop cafe instead of McDonalds , buy quality goods online and tell walmart to go fuck itself.

anyhow , occupy wall street started off with the right intentions but was taken over by the socialists calling for 'an end to capitalism' , forgetting that under capitalism there would have been no bailout of the big banks , AIG , GM etc.Those companies would have declared bankruptcy and ceased to exist.

[Necrolord]

best way to defeat the 1% is to stop using their products and services.Cancel your JP MORGAN bank account and open up with an independant bank , go to the local mom & pop cafe instead of McDonalds , buy quality goods online and tell walmart to go fuck itself.

anyhow , occupy wall street started off with the right intentions but was taken over by the socialists calling for 'an end to capitalism' , forgetting that under capitalism there would have been no bailout of the big banks , AIG , GM etc.Those companies would have declared bankruptcy and ceased to exist.

In Canada, nobody would give a shit if the banks failed. They don't actually help Canadians, they employ a few thousand of them. Big fucking deal.

[DramaLlama]

[Necrolord]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA, OH HEE HEE, HOO HOO, HEE HEE, HAH HAH, HEE, HOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Personal attacks may be prohibited under punishment of a forum ban, but this shit should be allowed! I masturbate with my right hand, but I do stay fit, and I give my left arm an equal amount of bicep curls. I try and maintain a physical equilibrium, and will never exceed Christian Bale in "The Dark Knight". Point being, I think buying supplements is cheating, and holy fuck are they expensive!

I'm still giggling.

But since some trolls hate me so much, I'll give them a little fuel. I share a common trait as Robin Williams, Albert Einstein, and other great minds: I have Asperger's Syndrome. It doesn't mean I'm a stuttering fool, but I think way differently than most people, I have empathy where a lot of people don't, and I guess my horticultural interest can be the intellectual application of this disability. Yes, I suffer with the girls too :P

[Return of the Archangel]

Actually you made a mistake, it's the f5 key to refresh mate.

[DramaLlama]

That was a post made out of love

[DramaLlama]

@archangel what evs

[BURNTESKIMO]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA, OH HEE HEE, HOO HOO, HEE HEE, HAH HAH, HEE, HOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Personal attacks may be prohibited under punishment of a forum ban, but this shit should be allowed! I masturbate with my right hand, but I do stay fit, and I give my left arm an equal amount of bicep curls. I try and maintain a physical equilibrium, and will never exceed Christian Bale in "The Dark Knight". Point being, I think buying supplements is cheating, and holy fuck are they expensive!

I'm still giggling.

But since some trolls hate me so much, I'll give them a little fuel. I share a common trait as Robin Williams, Albert Einstein, and other great minds: I have Asperger's Syndrome. It doesn't mean I'm a stuttering fool, but I think way differently than most people, I have empathy where a lot of people don't, and I guess my horticultural interest can be the intellectual application of this disability. Yes, I suffer with the girls too :P

Lol u nurd i love when people act dumb and then play it off by saying they have aspergers. As a person that ACTUALLY has aspergers syndrome I just lost a lot of respect for you.

DramaLlama is the only reason i come back to these forums now

[Necrolord]

Lol u nurd i love when people act dumb and then play it off by saying they have aspergers. As a person that ACTUALLY has aspergers syndrome I just lost a lot of respect for you.

DramaLlama is the only reason i come back to these forums now

You come back to the forums for one user? LOL HOW SAD!

[Crimson]

Necro, no offense, but do you have pride?

[CmG]

nowadays everybody is gay or has asberger syndrome. Tomorrow everybody is a member of the islam...

[Necrolord]

I'm tired of living in this corporate stronghold called Canada. It's no longer what I recognize it to be. They just passed Bill C-10 which guarantees that prisons will overflow, and the average cost per prisoner will rise $30,000 each. This is under the "Conservative" government. They were also elected on the promise they'd balance the budget.

Next election, if they don't get kicked out, I don't recognize Canadians as human beings. They are too stupid to qualify.

Like Bill Maher said: "I'm tired of people voting against their own economic self-interest!"

[Admiral]

Taking photos of the occupy wall street protests on my iphone 4 and uploading them to the internet! #irony #stupidliberals

Haha, made my day.