King of the Hill

[Ash]

A simple forum game that is non-stop. I think we all know how to play this game,
so I'm at the top of the hill, I'm the king!
Whoever is the last king before this thread closes or gets locked wins! Hopefully though, this won't get locked... If it does, I'm sure whoever locks this thread will try to be the last king so that'll be an exception.

I'm king, so come at me bro!

[creedkingsx]

Fuck you hoe, I am the king.

[Ash]

Fuck you hoe, I am the king.

The game doesn't work that way. You have to make me gtfo from the hill or else I'm still king.

[Blazer]

Ash I kidnapped pikachu. Gtfo or else I will kill him.

[Ash]

Ash I kidnapped pikachu. Gtfo or else I will kill him.

Lololol do you guys know how to play this game? I'll let you take king then............
WHERES MAI PIKACHU

[Blazer]

Lololol do you guys know how to play this game? I'll let you take king then............
WHERES MAI PIKACHU

6ft. Under. Go find him. Your also banished from this thread from now on.
I make the rules. Creed can stay as my jester

[creedkingsx]

Lololol do you guys know how to play this game? I'll let you take king then............
WHERES MAI PIKACHU

How the fuck does it work then, teach us lol

6ft. Under. Go find him. Your also banished from this thread from now on.
I make the rules. Creed can stay as my jester

Boss status achieved

[Blazer]

How the fuck does it work then, teach us lol

Boss status achieved

ash you are temporarily unbanished to reply to creed.

Creed, you just got a raise

[BillyMays]

I step in and shoot Blazer in the leg, followed by stealing his crown. I order Creed to hang himself.

I then sit down on a throne on the top of the hill and piss on the lowly peasants.

[Ash]

In order to play King of the Hill you have to push whoever is the King of the Hill, once you do you remain to be King until someone else pushes you, and the chain continues.
It's an RL game, so in here I thought I would just make it a forum game.
Example: I call in 500 Pikachus to Thunderstruck Blazer's faice and I take over the hill with my army.

[BillyMays]

Did I do it correctly?

[Ash]

Did I do it correctly?

Yep

[Blazer]

Too bad I'm invulnerable and bulletproof and all that. Plus I'm invisible. And I have a mutant zombie army.
Billy stole a fake crown. The real one is hidden somewhere else. I am still king. You are all my jesters. Now dance!

[creedkingsx]

I step in and shoot Blazer in the leg, followed by stealing his crown. I order Creed to hang himself.

I then sit down on a throne on the top of the hill and piss on the lowly peasants.

I buttfuck all of BillyMays' daughter, upon catching wind of this news, he kills himself. Me, being the closest thing to a husband for all his daughter, take the right place on the throne.

[BillyMays]

I become a zombie, and bite Creed. He becomes a zombie as well. We now begin to have sex with eachother as zombies.

PS: I don't have a daughter, only a four year old son

[Blazer]

I become a zombie, and bite Creed. He becomes a zombie as well. We now begin to have sex with eachother as zombies.

PS: I don't have a daughter, only a four year old son

Now your my zombie jester butt buddies. Entertain me nao!!!! Haha

[BillyMays]

Okay, we continue to have oral sex in the form of sixty nine and then blow our hot and steamy load all over your face. Through contact with our DNA, your are now also a zombie.

[Blazer]

I'm invulnerable, I couldn't die to mutate. So I'm still human.
Nice try tho. How did you get it up? Your dead...

[BillyMays]

Penis pumps.

[Blazer]

Smart zombies...would you like a raise?

[Dust]

Yep

You don't have the authority to say so. Only I do and he didn't do it right. Go do some of your childish anime cock-fighting somewhere else, you dipshit.

This is my thread and none of you are allowed to be here. Chuck Norris is my bitch and I'll let him loose if you don't obey me.

[creedkingsx]

I feel forced into a situation that wasn't consented.

[Blazer]

You don't have the authority to say so. Only I do and he didn't do it right. Go do some of your childish anime cock-fighting somewhere else, you dipshit.

This is my thread and none of you are allowed to be here. Chuck Norris is my bitch and I'll let him loose if you don't obey me.

Your banished. Gtfo or become my jester

[Dust]

Your banished. Gtfo or become my jester

Incoming Chuck Norris-bitchslap for the man without a face

[Bruno]

Has sex with Billy Mays and Creed, also becoming a zombie.

[Blazer]

Incoming Chuck Norris-bitchslap for the man without a face

Predator comes out and eats chuck norris's heart and shins his body for a trophy.
What now?

[Ash]

STOP THIS NONSENSE.
YOU PEOPLE ARE A DISGRACE TO CHUCK NORRIS.
IF CHUCK NORRIS SAW THIS HE WOULD RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND KICK IT JUST TO END UP LIKE SPAGHETTI.

[Bruno]

Bites Ash and turns him into a zombie.

"Reunited and it feels so good!"

[Blazer]

Take me to your leader! Oh wait, that's me...